Would you ever commit a lover's suicide with your waifu if she asked you to?

Would you ever commit a lover's suicide with your waifu if she asked you to?

if only i had the chance

I wouldn't commit to love.

you're waifu so shit you should be considering it right now without asking.

I would rather fug her and run

But your mom's my waifu

but my waifu wants me to life user

My mom is so fat she has mass whether the Higgs Boson exists or not.

Yes.

Ill drink beer to death with her though.

That's a weird hand.

...

As would I. Holo is all our waifu

If you're waifu loves you, she wouldn't ask you to commit suicide, she will ask you that after her dead you should go and look for another waifu.

if i had a lover i wouldn't need suicide

If only life were that simple.

I'd count to three and watch her blow her head off. Then I'd find a new wife.

No. Because waifus are a joke. This board is for insightful anime discussion, not admittance to your failure as a human being.

I would try to ask her why would she do that and I will tell her that I'm there for her whatever her problems are. We would die old together happily without regrets or attachment in this world.

Why the fuck you lyin'?
Why you always lyin'?
Mmmm oh my God,
Stop fuckin lyin'!

Seriously, did you just fucking describe Sup Forums as being insightful? If outsightful was a real word, it would describe Sup Forums in general.

After discussing it through if she really wanted it for whatever reason then yes. We'd sit together in a air tight room with lit charcoal and drift away with her in my arms.

> not being able to provide a reason for her to live

shame on you

Maybe

It wouldn't have been whimsical if we would. It'd have been discussed and thought out first. Not "lol let's kill ourselves" "oh okay" bullshit.

Some of the greatest discussion on anime that I have ever heard originated from Sup Forums. I'm fairly certain any reasonable person would call this insight.

If you aren't contributing to the discussion of anime, I suggest you leave.

>Why the fuck you lyin'?
>Why you always lyin'?
>Mmmm oh my God,
>Stop fuckin lyin'!

What the fuck?

What if she has Japanese disease?

I'd be dead before the sentence even finished desu.

Japanese disease?

do you mean Japanese encephalitis? or is this like Japanese trucks

>not knowing all the memes

end your fucking life, holy shit

>if she asked you to
>implying she became real
>implying its impossible to prevent her from wanting to commit suicide