Dna results general

>Married an Arab girl
>Got dna results back that I'm a pure bread...
Wat do?

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hi david... hows it going?

>pure bread

david you suck. you're spoiling your pure white aryan line. don't you have any respect for who and what you are fundamentally?

(((David)))

Feels bretty gud. I'm not a jew.
How are you sir?

post of pic of your wife

hey david, remember that 20 bucks you owe me?

David, youre too stupid to carry your genes on. Enjoy your nigger children.

David Jr. is gonna come out mongo'ed... is that what you want? David Mongoloid Jr?

I would, but it's hard to see past the vei

>paying money to send jews your blood for dna profiling
>genetic meme-horoscopes
america was a mistake

>0% Finnish
You're not white

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>>pure bread
Hiding the .02% nigger

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100% pure Scandinavian Dane reporting in

Here ya go tex.
>very loyal
>it's really not that bad. Just the guilt of my ancestors now plague me.

0.1 percent sir.

Do these tests even work? how accurate are they?

You're hiding 5% of something kek

what kinda bread we talking about here? wholemeal?

Not Arab, indonesian. I could tell even before I read that shit.

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they are not as reliable as people think

here´s a video showing twins receiving different results

cant complain... got that good shawarama on lock down... :)

I looked it up because I was a skeptic and it is pretty accurate for the price. I know this is television but on the today show or some shit they tested 3 twins that shared the same dna with three different test. And they all came back 100% accurate apparently.

Are you ethnically danish, because that's pretty low Scandinavian, even ethnic brits get more than that.

>pure bread
>bread

Yea she's lighter than that. It's hard to find real ones on jewgle

>Irish
>White

Wew

>want to build a DNA database of private citizens
>can't do it because collecting DNA without a warrant is illegal
>convince suckers to give you their DNA voluntarily and even pay you for the privilege

This pic is funny but we need to establish fraternal European bonds. But I'm glad it demonstrates that "white" doesn't exist and European peoples are the most diverse in the entire world.

>Not getting the joke

>white
>4.2% Iberian

Yea but based off of that picture they are the most white

Could mandy have blown a scandanavian guy before the test??

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i made a previous thread about it & it seems the test is quite unprecise

i am 50/50 Spanish Danish

i was also quite surprised that i scored about 22% in british since none of my family members are even remotely british or irish i thinks it´s unprecise

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Damn it feels good to be blonde haired, blue eyed and white. :)

The Royal families of old made the most surviving babies and they mixed with all of Europe.

make sure you toast and butter yourself

>iberian

oh, hey negroid

>irish

hahahahahahahahahah

let's hope her genetic make up cleans you up a bit, hopefully my kids don't get offed by your little ginger bastards in a dui

Anyone on V5 get an update yet?

Yeah people who are ethnically mixed can get imprecise results. Especially if there are no reference populations.

I know a guy who's half sephardi Jewish and half french, and he comes out mostly italian.

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>0% Ching Chong
>You're not white

Mine was rather good but they have lots of trouble assigning German. I'm very mixed, 1 grandparent each Lithuanian, Irish, German, and Engish.