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A high school love triangle where the MC gets in a relationship with the Tsun girl early on. And we see how hard it is for the MC to maintain a relationship with a Tsun girl who never goes Dere.

In the end, the Tsun girl destroys their relationship. Then the male MC gets together with the other girl (who is ara) and they are perfect for each other.

The rest of the show is the MC and the ara girl going to college, getting married and eventually having a child. And the antics of their crazy extended family.

A businessman and engineer girl attempt to invent the first mechs for their nation's next great war.

Dis is the good shit ya

>Starts off as another generic magical girl anime
>cute little girl going to high school, finds a magical tiara that is supposed to give the girl magical powers to save the universe
>only nothing happens
>the girl puts the tiara in her bag thinking it's just some silly toy or prop and forgets about it
>as it turns out, the girl is a complete air head, nearly potato levels of idiocy
>and because it was "fate" that she was the one to use it, no one else can use it and so, the world moves on
>only demonic monsters are now here with no one to fight them
>the monsters start causing havoc, murdering innocents, invading homes and slaughtering people by the dozens, all the while thinking they have to keep their murdering to low because they're afraid of the prophesied magical girl
>only she never appears
>instead, her older brother does, a delinquent turned Yakuza, a real ass hole who cares about no one except his cute idiotic little sister
>Yakuza brother finds out about the Tiara and him not being an idiot, realises she was supposed to fight the monsters
>and so, he goes out and fights the monsters instead, only he has no powers at all
>at first he starts small, killing only the smaller and weaker ones, taking their weapons and armours and even pieces of their corpses all the while learning mroe about them and how to fight them
>the show would take a more serious turn with small pieces of comedy despite the overall dark theme and gore porn
>Yakuza Brother slowly starts building himself a full set of demon armour and weaponry, slowly starts getting covered in scars and adding muscle mass
>all the while, the world doesn't even realise what's going on, and idiot little sister is completely unaware

>Bombs a Way

An Israeli field intelligence soldier falls in love with a Palestinian girl.

Unable to confess, he is transferred by a deus ex machina into a Mistaarvim unit, a unit which operates undercover in Gaza and act as Palestinians. He immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the girl, she only denies it with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds that she's a HAMAS operative looking to weed out IDF soldiers in the area. The two do, however, fall in love.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their countries' darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other enemies.

While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of WAR.

a guy sees a girl on the subway and becomes convinced that she is her daughter that came from the future to do stuff. He becomes obssesed and starts stalking her

>comedy waifu anime
>pull out all the stops to pander to otaku and waifu fags
>two body guards get hired to protect group of scientists and business women
>pull out all the cliches and even add a few more for the girls, lolis, milfs, tsundere, yandere etc. etc. etc.
>make it the most bait show of the century
>on the very last episode, have the girls finally man up and force the guys to tell them who they love before their contract is up
>two guys just look at them with perplexed expressions
>"We're gay. We're not interested in any of you. In fact, we're in love with each other"
>spend next year enjoying Sup Forums shitposting
It'd be like when The Sacred Blacksmith aired.

God that was fun.

Little girls!

a boy falls in love

A Slice of Life anime in a cyberpunk setting.

It's your typical "cute girls doing cute things" show, but things like armed soldiers and giant mechs outside, holographic displays, a girl taking off her prosthetic arm before onsen time, and pranks involving hacking into people's shells, and the shiny neon streets contrasted with the completely run down neighborhoods are all seen as nothing out of ordinary.

It is THE FUTURE, and the future is remarkably similar to feudal Japan IN SPACE. One multi-planetary dynasty maintains an edge over its rivals with a secret weapon; the (NAME PENDING) clan. The (NAME PENDING) clan are clandestine warriors who were created through cybernetic augmentation, drug-induced indoctrination, centuries of eugenics and brutal training from childhood. During a secret raid on this dynasty, a space marine platoon come across the home of the (NAME PENDING) clan in a bunker deep underground, and were nearly slaughtered down to the last man. However one young soldier makes it out, and he takes with him a baby he thought would've surely be killed in the firefight.
18 years later, the soldier has put his war-days behind him and bought a ship, and makes relatively routine and safe trading journeys with a small crew and the baby he took as his daughter (who had never learned the truth of her origin). But somehow the (NAME PENDING) clan has found him. And they want their weapon back.

A slice of Life Comedy about friendship. A mad scientist creates the ultimate human weapon after a virus wipes out about half of humanity and the world is struck with war and famine. Years later his ultimate soldier comes out and instead of them going to rule the world together. The mad scientist suddenly gets a best friend. Despite the serious theme, it turns into fujo bait of two best friends, living together on a scientifically advanced island doing things together.
>2017,1st of January, a new virus pops up
>2017,1st of February, the virus has killed 1% of the population, and the other 1% of infected have turned into monsters
>2017, 1st of June, the virus has killed over 30% of the population, part due to the massive amount of monsters and part due to straight out death and sickness, the virus has now adapted and is now airborn and part of the worlds ecosystem
>2017, 1st of July, another 10% of the population has died, however a new breed of people have appeared, those infected by the virus and instead, do not mutate however, gain strange abilities
>2019, 1st of January, mad scientist-kun starts hoarding corpses of infected and powered individuals and experimenting on them
>2020, 1st of January, mad scientist-kun gets his first live test subject, a soldier severely wounded and disfigured in the war who lost everything and everyone
>2023, 1st of January, ultimate weapon is created from soldier, completely healed and reborn with new powers and abilities

It wouldn't be anything special. I just love best friend slice of life comfy feels type stuff.

An anime about black slaves on a cotton plantation in the US. of course it will be very lighthearted and moe.

I'd watch it. I don't know how necessary the virus bit is to the slice-of-life friendship though, which would be the real meat of the show. IMO it might be better to just have the scientist be trying to take over the world instead of having a relatively complicated backstory that doesn't show up too much.
Unless the fact that they live in this virus wracked world is used often for plot elements, then it would be great.

>MC is an otaku NEET loser
>he is obsessed with this one battle harem show
>he likes this one girl who he dubs as the best girl
>and he absolutely despises this one girl who he calls the worst
>he shitposts about how much he hates her on 2ch all day
>one day he somehow wakes up in this shows universe with a academy invite in his hand
>it's the first episode
>knowing the show inside out, he makes it to the battle academy to enroll
>to his horror, everybody in the harem ignores/hates him since they all wants the harem MC's dick
>everybody except the worst girl

An Alien King in the middle of a coup flees his home planet and goes to earth. On earth, Aliens exist, but they are hidden and generally live as humans. Pretending, acting. However, Earth is generally used as a "Refugee" centre, in which criminals or aliens fleeing for their life hide. Because of this, Earth is a haven for the Alien Underworld.
A rookie cop finds out about the aliens, however, instead of reporting them, he makes friends with them. He quits his job as a cop and instead starts working as a private investigator and "man for hire" for the Alien Underworld and a go between to help them and keep them safe.
However, due to the nature of this underworld, he makes some enemies and a Alien Friend of his decides to be an inbetween for him and the others. And because of that, he now has to act as the protector and parent of the Flee'ing Alien King. Now living together, the show would follow a slow building friendship between two vastly different people and the shenanigans that ensue.

It'd be a mix of buddy cop, slice of life and comedy. With inbetween parts of the odd jobs they take.
Based on a strange mix between that shitty movie Jupiter Ascending and Gintama.

In a world where reincarnation has become an established phenomenon and 1 in 20 people claim to remember bits of their past life, one young boy finds himself on the very extreme end of this phenomena after a girl crash lands onto his where not only does he remember most of his past life but also is able to use some of his abilities from that time. On top of that, his previous life took place in another world making him one of the handful of the reincarnated who've not lived a past life on Earth.

He was a hero who saved his world before he died so he felt proud of his past life at first but then the girl who crashed into him reveals that she was a member of his cult that committed ritual suicide to bring his soul back to bring about the true end of their old world. It turns out his last words gave a very mixed message and that not long after his death, several orders were established to carry out their respective interpretations of his last will and testament. He had only meant to say that they should lock up his sword somewhere far away but instead of doing that, he instigated a century long war between his followers.

With no one else to turn to help him remedy the situation he must rely on the former half-elf girl, who unironically enjoyed all that being a half-elf girl in a fantasy world entailed, to awaken a past life with the ability to ferry him back to that world before she gets tired of putting up with his savior act and just commits a double ritual suicide to complete her mission.

I call it "I gotta go back and save my old world before they destroy it because of MISUNDERSTANDINGS!"

We need more cringe anime. Like Tomoko but, less exaggeratted. I want an accurate representation of very specific and awkward social interactions.

Stop posting that because it's already a thing.

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with a boy

unable to confess

...

they're gifted by dick unity in order to contact each other through different dimensions

After an act of kindness to him, a boy falls heads over heels in love with his school's top delinquent/slut and does everything in his power, taking advice from others, and reading books on how to be a gentleman in order to enter into a relationship with her thinking they could be a happy couple and he could redeem her/her status at the school.

The slut enters into the relationship with the boy taking it as a joke, and thinking he just wants a quick fuck and dates a few other guys before realizing the boy is serious and begins to reform herself all while bullying the boy about his chastity.

The ending chapter has them fucking as a confession and time skip to them as a happy family.

Opening Song: Shaggy - It wasn't me
Ending Song: Elvis Presley - If I can dream

5/10
I like the whole living happily ever after family life type thing with family shenanigans and stuff. But the whole Tsundere part seems overly edgy. Like, your really butt hurt about that whole archetype.

8/10
Sounds fun. Would probably only watch it if it was more comedy slice of life and not build up to depressing war.

9/10 if done right. 2/10 if not. sounds really Sup Forums tier, which could be amazing
Would definitely watch if done right. But it has a high chance of failure. I'd really want the MC to be a piece of shit asshole who only cares about his sister. And is basically a monster himself, so the fight scenes are Doom tier gory as fuck and extremely violent.

kys

6/10
wouldn't watch originally. Though after I hear about the ending, I'd binge watch it just to laugh my ass off and enjoy the shitposting.

6/10
Might be alright, but I feel there should be more to it for the setting to make sense. Like maybe the two mains run a robotic prosthetic shop or some shit.

7/10
Like the other user said, I'd watch it. But I think I'd like it more if it was a mad scientist trying to take over the world, but done in more of a comedy slice of life scene where nothing is all that serious.

2/10. but I'd watch it just for the triggering of SJW's

5/10, could be funny. but god I hate isekai stuff

9/10. I don't know why this appeals to me this much. I guess it's because Buddy cop alien stuff sounds fun.

need more information

2 cuck 4 me

>tfw she says yes to the boy.
>tfw the next scene is her going down on some other boy or getting rammed from behind.
>tfw Sup Forums's glorious reactions and shitposts.
>tfw Sup Forums's reaction when slut slowly turns into cute house wife.