This guy walks by and slaps your waifu's ass, what do you do?
This guy walks by and slaps your waifu's ass, what do you do?
Thomas Jenkins
Jack Scott
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Henry Fisher
post about it on /r9k/
John Anderson
STAR PLATINUM, THE WORLDO
Zachary Green
*drops sheer heart attack*
heh, nice try kiddo, no weakness
Henry Adams
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Joshua Mitchell
I tip my Fedora and impress him with my japanese lyrics. Then I show him my Katana (a highly developed japanese sword) and dare him to do it again.
My Girlfriend will be so impressed that we both will make sweet love for the rest of the evening. BTW My GF squeels like an otter.
Xavier Bailey
Wonder how come she suddenly vanishes, save her right hand, before exploding myself.
Juan Clark
She doesnt have an ass anymore.
Ryan Young
>tfw you can't touch your waifu butt now because you may explode
Nicholas Harris
>BTW My GF squeels like an otter.
This made me imagine a woman making otter squeeling noises and I lost it.
Lucas Wood
>Unzips Stand
Camden Phillips
Go to her funeral.
Sebastian Bell
Question why he slapped his own ass
Bentley Roberts
Hug him tightly and tell him I'm Islamic.
Jose Myers
Touch my waifus ass by accident and then realize that KIRA CUHWEEN WA SUDENI WAIFUS ASS SAWATE IRU
Luis Rivera
Drop the bitch.
I'm going to fuck his stand.
Jacob Diaz
My waifu was surely turned into a bomb. I just have to attack Kira to force him to use Killer Queen to defend himself, since he can't have more than one bomb he would have to turn something else, maybe me into a bomb. But I would buy her enough time to run away from Kira. Or killing him, since my waifu is more than capable of killing Kira.
Julian Rivera
>no weakness
Except the multiple weaknesses that were exploited by Jotaro and Koichi, right? But at least your requiem won't be something a little standless kid can beat.
Levi Clark
NINETEEN NINETY NINE
Noah Scott
>pull her away from him
>put my hand on her ass later
>Kira appears
>"KIRA KUIIN HAS ALREADY TAPPED THAT ASS"
>explode
Adam Fisher
Underrated
Andrew Mitchell
Call Shinobu
Justin Ortiz
Take cover. [K I R A Q W E E N] has already touched that ass.
Gavin Torres
Play my rape alarm in hopes it sounds enough like a siren to send him running scared shitless
Ayden White
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Oliver Reed
Implying he wouldn't go for the hand first
Easton Allen
>the worldo
Daniel Roberts
>the worldo
Ryan Baker
Are you trying to pull a The Vinci, user?
Joseph Stewart
But how the hell do you know who is him and what is he can do to you and your waifu?
Thomas Harris
Because he is him.