G'day cunts. Hope you've all been paying attention to the cricket, one of the few sports left uncucked in the lucky country. I was away for a few days doing some shit. But now I'm back cunts, I'll try and make sure Auspols going everyday between 5-6 o'clock. Also, can anyone give us a lowdown on what happened at the Milo events in Perth etc.
I've got one wrapped around my dick right now. She scares my parents with pedophiles in US Gov and how Jews run the world... but shes not wrong. 100% a keeper.
Isaiah Martin
you...you, too
Juan Cook
How's it going mate?
Yeah nah, wish it was my garage door :/
Jeremiah Green
Going for my full motorbike licence next week. They say the new test is easier, still nervous though. I can't afford to fail
Dylan Jackson
Anyone got any good ideas for propaganda that challenges the status quotedian at most pozzed city unis?
Stencils, posters, even those qr codes are handy. Lend me your ideas anons!
Zachary Gomez
sup boiz got a new job too much of a sperg to socialise with normie coworkers it's kind of expected to fit in what do?
Bentley Johnson
You'll do fine mate, just be careful out there cos immigrants with phones are worse than tram tracks in the wet. Ok boring statement over, what kinda bike you getting?
Fuck the previous generation for fucking ours over fuck them all.
Anthony Thomas
474k full-time jobs created since 2008, only 74k went to Australians.
Angel Watson
Haha noice
Parker Cooper
What's for dinner lads
Parker Smith
Spagbol I reckon
Eli Young
Herb crusted steak, and steamed veggies.
Carter Barnes
Who B.A here?
Jace Flores
Spagbol for me, frozen it up, wonder how good it'll taste...it never keeps for they long. Goes kinda slimey. What's on your Christmas wish list anons? Requests to Santa yet?
Parker Walker
Sorry mate, I'm actually gonna get a useful degree at Uni.
Michael Hughes
this ya dad cunt
Bentley Thompson
Is there a degree that brainlets can do and pass that would also be useful? Thinking of going back soon.
Easton Campbell
Gonna get a new gaming headset I reckon. My current one I've replaced the earmuffs like 3 times and the headband is pretty worn. It works perfectly though.
tbqh I don't really need anything.
Wyatt Carter
I been wondering that myself. brainlet speaking. Gonna try BIT I reckon. Dunno how I'll cope sitting in front of a computer not shitposting or just surfing the web though. I know there's a big difference between websurfer and programmer :(
Dominic Sullivan
Someone post the Auspol at his computer pic the one with the croc and roo
I need it for something!!
Nicholas Lopez
The shit I mostly need as always are big ticket items...can't really expect Santa to get me a new bed, car and holiday. Or can I? Plenty of time to shitpost in your own time, who knows, if you studied one of the social sciences you might actually be able to do reports on your own memeing.
Aaron Evans
Veggies and brown rice, followed by ciggies and beer for desert.
Charles Lee
>Mistrust of Australia is growing in China Should be the other way around
Julian Lee
this one is more accurate.
Angel Harris
>Mistrust of Australia is growing in China
Their loss of trust is directly proportional to the amount of chinks here
Nathaniel Perry
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Brody Nelson
>What's on your Christmas wish list anons? One of the new Roland Boutique Synthesisers so I can keep making my shit techno music to post onto Soundcloud for nobody to listen to.
Keeps me happy though, anons.
Nicholas Morris
>sydney morning herald url wordfiltered to baka.com.au
Chase Cox
pizza again
Michael Lewis
Is it bad that Jim Beam is my favorite drink? > inb4 premix brainlet
Isaac Hall
>Plenty of time to shitpost in your own time, who knows, if you studied one of the social sciences you might actually be able to do reports on your own memeing. True. That'd be sick, one of the Australian unis has "Using social media for advertising" literally just learning how to shipost on fb
Nathaniel Kelly
>Saved Haha, got any more?
Josiah Moore
Its because its S M H. Not the Sydney morning herald m8.
Aiden Miller
>What's on your Christmas wish list anons? Requests to Santa yet? Employment.
Dylan Watson
i know that you daft cunt thats why its funny
Connor Price
>Haha, got any more?
Oliver Torres
maybe..
Chase Morgan
Thanks m8 You are a RooCunt God among men.
Joshua Davis
Normies love talking about their pets
Lucas Johnson
Toasted sandwiches.
Jonathan Jackson
and corporate sports ball
Joseph James
GayFL isn't sports
Michael Walker
about to pour myself a jim beam honey now.
Jordan Long
You know all the time you spent on your phone/tablet/dads tits instead of actual socialising?
Did you ever stop to think that youre actually missing vital life experiences?
Jacob Peterson
I had a greasy fucking souvlaki and a giant bowl of chips and now I want to kill myself
Easton Moore
Melbourne are a bunch of pussies knowing them Soros had to pay some niggers to act out for them
Jackson Myers
> jim beam honey Woman detected
Mason Gomez
Ever wondered why wogs won't even eat this so called wog food?
Jace Kelly
usually cricket, never worked in an office where gayFL was talked about
Easton Perez
Ask them what sports they are into, what their hobbies are. Then once they've opened up you can talk about news and current events and shit.
Don't worry about looking like a sperg, just make conversation.
People genuinely don't give a shit if your a sperg, they just want to shoot the shit.
Gavin Evans
jim beam maple is where it's at
Nathan Morris
Why do you think mussies and lebs are such fat cunts? They eat nothing but oily shit and force themselves to diet for a month once a year, and then back to eating fatty oily shit
Levi Campbell
Never really met one. Met a few who'll happily tag along with based bants though. Sit there and smile like sheep.
Met a few old birds like that. Shame. Fuckin boomers had the best women too.
Brody Thompson
Needs to be bundy ya wombat, neck up
Liam Gray
and then think they're built
Eli Wood
"It's okay to be white"has proven to be perfect. Do it
Oliver Butler
if it's a woman you have to talking to, just talk about their favourite conversation topic - themselves.
Julian Richardson
> not double shot > not straight Do you drink it for the taste or something, gaylord?
William Rodriguez
I feel "it's okay to be hetero" needs to happen
Jacob Campbell
No, not really. I guess I'm fucked up. I guess I'd better get some practice in.
Pic is me, desu.
Parker Lopez
Google "spotlight effect". You suffer from it.
Hunter Taylor
Clearly they're a big boned race
Ayden Russell
Ordered the spicy noodles from the chink shop and that slanty-eyed cunt didn't even make them hot. Fucking racists. Just because I'm white doesn't mean I can't handle sambal.
Michael Wood
what sort of work environment is it??
if its a jobsite your fucked m8
Nicholas Wright
I only drink for taste desu, drinking to impress some other faggot is the epitome of being cucked
Austin Cruz
> drinking for the taste. You missed the point of drinking.
Ignore the other replies. I'm with you. Trying to impress people is very "virgin" whereas doing what you want is very "Chad."
Christian Adams
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James Stewart
thanks senpai
and they wonder why their country is going to shit
Colton Allen
cheers mate i'm seeing him on wednesday
Jackson Baker
Ljionhelm (or however you spell his name) invited Milo into parliament at some invite-only party. Resulting in Richard di Natalie screeching autistically, saying "hate has no place in this house." Kek, will be funny if he goes.
