Don't move scum!

Don't move scum!

Hail to the Archdyke.

is this a Walther?

No it's an Ortgies.

HALT. DON'T SHOOT.

SMALL

ARMS

DROP THE GUN NOW

I really wanted more action Fine.

EVERYONE, CALM DOWN.

You fell for it!

...

Fuck you, Inferno Cop!

Engravings give you no tactical advantage whatsoever.

HANDS UP FUCK MOTHER

Drop your weapon!

It's a bitchin' gold Luger

Fine!

>triple quote
Absolute madman.

My penis moved. Couldn't help it.

Look, I'm just here for the memes. No need for violence.

>action Fine.
She sucked at fighting though.

*equips sword*

You gonna need bigger guns against a cyborg.

*BANG*

I said don't move! You brought this on yourself!

You still alive? MEDIC!

Anyone know a TV show about anthropomorphized cows with guns that shoot golden stars?

NO YOU DROP IT!

I don't want to have to do this user, but you leave me with no choice!

Don't blow your top, we can still work this out!

>using a melee weapon of any sort in a gun fight.

Its beyond stupid.

She can cut the bullets in half obvs

Actually at close ranges and one on one if the other person hasn't drawn their weapon/ hasn't gotten their weapon in a ready state melee is a viable option.

Why in the world would you let the enemy come anywhere close?

no its a famas

Not so fast, shit stain

because you're still waiting for your bag to come down the conveyor belt so you can start your vacation in Miami