Imagine being so hot you actually deserve your harem

Imagine being so hot you actually deserve your harem.

Yeah, I wish I looked like Aki too.

he took the iron pill

this makes sense

But that already happened in Jojo. Decades ago.

That's cool, good thing OP didn't say this was unique.

But why does he not fuck the trap?

One doesn't simply fuck traps.
You have to romance them in secret.

i would fuck you 24/7

But that would be gay!

it can't be helped. If you look so cute

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This show looks fun.

because hes not a fcking faggot is probably the reason.

>deserve your own harem
>be above it and have ulterior motives, like getting revenge on your childhood crush
mc is based

Neko is a miracle !

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He's no Kanie but will do nicely.

Why is his mom a loli?

>He doesn't know

It would be extremely adorable.

I'm still so fucking mad. Fuck this Elliot Rodgers MC

>dedicate yourself to working out so you're not fat
>become an ottermode faggot instead of an alpha bear mode motherfucker
>lifting for girls

He'll never make it.

>Imagine

Shit doesn't change anything if you're dead inside and bitter as fuck user.

4U

That is what the average Sup Forumsnon look like actually.

2D?

Can confirm. We had an Sup Forums meetup the other week and all of us were buffed, ripped and handsome men or lolis.

If you are dead in the inside, how are you alive in the outside?

If I looked like Aki, I would still be here. But my life would be a lot happier and easier, that's for certain.

kek, that guy on the left has a facial expression as if he's thinking, "Wow, I'm the ugliest one here by far."

At least his loli seems to love him.

Go to bed Scooby, it's dark out.

>try to get /fit/
>end up tiny fuccboi ottermode
>obviously fell for the abs don't require training episode

Gotta eat big to get big senpai

Being buffed is a meme, girls like athletic, gentle looking guys.

>lifting for 3D grills

You aren't even a man until you hit 1/2/3/4

girls like rich guys

3dpd doesn't matter.

If you have a giant cock none of this shit matters.

>At least his loli seems to love him.
That's all that really matters in the end.

Ottermode is far more attractive than being a beefy bulge cake.

It just works.

How are you supposed to show her your cock before getting laid?

Did Elliot deserve a harem?

I thought she was grabbing his cock

Get caught changing your panties when she falls through your door and lands on the floor, followed by you screaming kyaaaa~ and slapping her in the face.

>beefy bulge cake.
is also actually more attractive to homosexuals these days

Of course, he was a supreme gentleman after all.

Why is main girl a bitch?

Nice girls finish last.

Main girl already win

That's supposed to be hot?

I just can't bring myself to think about this. Unless they'll be NTR-ed

What's the point of having a harem if his smug imouto isn't in the harem?

How can you call him hot when he doesn't even have nipples?

>manlets
>hot
Pick one.

she's ugly

>generic harem protagonist
>draw lines on his chest
yep. that's hot.

if only the world let him have his harem, 7 lives might have been saved

fuck wrong pic

wait how do we know that elliot doesn't have a harem in another world at this point

I hope it goes that way but since its a romcom i doubt it

Did you ever see the little fruitcake's video?
I'm pretty sure that he could have been taken to the SAO universe, saved a random girl's life, and still wouldn't have been able to score.

Wish I had saved any of those copy pastes that Sup Forums wrote about him. Eliot's adventures as a Moroccan harem boy made for compelling material.

pics or didnt happen

But he's the supreme gentleman, the true alpha male.

>tfw 22 years a few days ago
>Never heard about this guy before because I don't care about news
>Watch his last video
>Talks about he being a virgin who never kissed a girl
>Makes me think about me
Not having kissed a girl might be frustrating, but do most normies really ave sex before 22? Maybe it's because I am not American and most of my classmates are indeed not virgin, but still.

She's his true woman, obviously. They're so comfy being naked around eachother, isn't it obvious?
His harem is just his play things. His sister is where he comes for a night of passion.

But what do 2d girls like?

in official works, being the MC
In doujins, being fat old and bald.

Kind guys who are nice and good, anime taught me.

Other 2d girls and/or their onii-chan

3D guys

kind MCs.

If we Sup Forumsnons were in that kind of anime we could steal all his harem and even more.

So we're supposed to believe that these Jap teenagers, the embodiment of the word timid, especially some nerds, are ballsy enough to try and confess to a pretty cunt who is known for exposing everyone who tries...?

Yea no this is retarded. Dropped immediately, inherently flawed.

Yes because most kids are obsessed with girls and girlfriends and they all think "I'm different and she sees that, surely she'll choose me."
This is a regular teen thing to do.

When's my yankee MC haremshit manga?

Its whats on the outside that counts user. WHo cares how ugly she is on the inside

Yamada-kun and the 70 sluts and fuckboys

its a reverse trope that is known to shoujoshit and jap romcom. Look at Hana Yori Dango for referrences

best girl

Absolutely, most girls are not virgin by the first year of college.
Here in latin america most girls aren't virgin by 14, not even joking.

>tfw it could've been a tale about revenge being sweet but the entire season is going to be him sucking up to her as their relationship grows and some more big events then they fall in love they end.

predictable. when are we gonna get another Yahari

>pre-marital sex

no wonder you people are currently experiencing cultural deterioration you fucking degenerates

Yeah sharia law runs deep where I live, even if you're not a virgin you still sure as hell wouldn't tell anyone about it.

>when are we gonna get another Yahari
Hopefully never because that series is hot fucking trash.

Does Sup Forums have a discord where we an share our pics of our handsome selves who are too good looking for 3DPD girls? n-nohomo

IS this ironic? Or some new type of meme?

If not please kill yourself immediately

Fuck off with that shit. If you really want to know what the average Sup Forumsnon looks like then think Brad Pitt in his prime.

>Sharia law

goddamn that's worse

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This. If you've got a swimmer's or runner's body, soft, long hair, and an innocent looking face then girls will be all over you.

Bonus points for being tall.

>Among the aberrations in behavior were the following: expulsion of young before weaning was complete, wounding of young, increase in homosexual behavior, inability of dominant males to maintain the defense of their territory and females, aggressive behavior of females, passivity of non-dominant males with increased attacks on each other which were not defended against.[2] After day 600, the social breakdown continued and the population declined toward extinction. During this period females ceased to reproduce. Their male counterparts withdrew completely, never engaging in courtship or fighting. They ate, drank, slept, and groomed themselves – all solitary pursuits. Sleek, healthy coats and an absence of scars characterized these males. They were dubbed “the beautiful ones.”

Literally Sup Forums

MCs that say bless you when you sneeze

like looking in a mirror

:)

>women are literally holding men back

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Damn, I used to look like that then I forgot to work out and forgot to eat so I wasted away into a skellington again.

O T T E R M O D E

Fucking vampire powers. Ararararagi's got it made.

>tfw willingly falling for the ottermode meme because of him

fucking vampiric charms and shit