How do you feel about meidos in anime?

How do you feel about meidos in anime?

Much better than ones in real life. If you have a real life maid, it'll be a fat middle-aged Mexican lady, and she won't even wear the dress.

Sometimes I wonder how much I'd have to pay for a young cute girl to act as an anime style meido for me. Not like maid cafe, but 24/7. There has to be an amount that does it. Everyone's for sale.

More anime cosplayers have probably worn that stupid outfit than have real maids. It's time to give it a rest.

No. Fuck you. It's never a time to give a good thing a rest.

I'd do it for minimum wage.

I want to brush their hair

The best

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Sign me up senpai~

Now am I the only one that sees two little faces in her eyes, like there are two tiny elves controlling her every move like a Jaeger from Pacific Rim and the eyes just happen to be the view ports for the massive maid mecha?

Which two anime meidos would Sup Forums want to serve them?

Combat meidos are best meidos.

If you're rich as fuck you could probably look for a place that trains Butlers and see if they can hook you up.

They do things for me, not going to lie.

>you will never be Luvia and bully Rin
why live

Seriously? I'm the only one?

Don't worry you're probably not the only autist on Sup Forums.

Shit fanservice that adds nothing of value.

I mean seriously they're two big honking smiley faces staring you straight in the face jeez how could you even jake off with those things staring at you"?

Short skirt maids don't do much for me, but long skirts with an apron and boots do things to me I can't describe.
Over.

>you will never spend months on the run from bad guys with your combat meido
>you will never form an unbreakable bond and trust with her
>you will never rely on each other tactically and emotionally
>you will never look into her eyes as she fixes your bandages
>you will never CONFESS to her after your feelings for her grow beyond your control
>you will never kiss her after months of flirting
>you will never lay down in the grass under the ancient oak on your property with her
>she will never awkwardly bring up the pregnancy test during some tender moment
>you will never raise little tactical meidos with her
WHEN WILL THE SUFFERING END REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Kill yourself.

mori is the best girl

This is one of my life goals.
Minus the acting part, I want a cute loyal maid. For lewd or not.

Nani mai hunni?

I want to be ordered around by a maid.

That's not how it works.

My buddy Nanaya said that maids are for violent rape.

You're buddy Nanaya sounds like a huge fag.

This one

Everyone wants her.

Yeah well MY buddy Nanaya said maids are for helping you recover from psychological trauma or something I don't remember the route that well.

Depends. She can do it for his own sake.

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Maids that fuss about you and that you can fuck are just informally married wives.

My buddy Nanaya says there's a 50% chance your maid is actually a massive cunt.

You will never be an aristocrat who grew up with his meido and marry her because she's the only woman who isn't a gold digging cunt.

Walking sex. since took arguably on of the top maids.

Musashi sugoi.

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They're pretty good, but I still don't understand why nips are so obsessed with them.

Don't get one if you can't handle one.

Is that mom Mori or daughter Mori?

The only true anime meido.

Why are Victorian maids superior to french maids?

They don't look like cheap hoes

>Over.
Fuck, I heard that in my head

>tfw you'll never have a sarcastic robo maid

Agreed

One out of three good French things.

post meido uniforms

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Reminder, combat meidos are very dangerous.