Ever since the election, I watched in awe as you took the mere delegates and turned them into something much greater. Over the months I have devoted my efforts into helping your agenda, with the hopes of pursuing true conservatism.
My...sneak attack...heh, heh... on the tax bill was just the beginning of your labor's fruits, Dahnald. As Christmas is just around the corner, I've taken the liberty to find common ground between armies of elves and legions of skelegates. We've got something big planned, Dahnald, something that holds promise to lead us to the fabled Galactigates, but we're going to need your help.
Will you hop on the sleigh, Dahnald?
Owen Lopez
You're not on r/the_Donald faggot.
Logan Thomas
cruz missile strikes again
Evan Mitchell
You're a nigger. Shut up.
Jose Morales
Fuck you nigger. I enjoy the Cruz redemption arc. I unironically think Trump should make Cruz AG.
Jason Sanders
Is that dubya dressed up at santa behind cruz!?
Josiah Perez
HO HO HOES can't get free abortions anymore MERRRRRRY Celibacy
Cameron Sanchez
TRIPS OF TRUTH
Aaron Fisher
Really shoe horned that one in user kek
Benjamin Williams
Give me a quick rundown on what Cruz actually did.
Jordan Jenkins
The Cruz meme really was something else. I hope it survives the entirety of the Trump presidency. I want to see him riding off into the sunset after the last election of Trump's cycle.
Nicholas Nguyen
I quite like cruz I wish he would have been us president
Angel James
>implying he won't be Senate Majority Leader one day
Luis Wood
this
John Foster
Are you serious.
Michael Price
Kek hath spoken through his vessel, St. Nicholas (Santa Claus is a fake fucking name).
Daniel Gray
Fetuses are considered people for tax purposes. Meaning if your wife is preggers she can register it as a dependent and get deductions from it. Literally giving pregnant women a break on taxes. That's it. Not repealing Roe V. Wade, not banning abortions, just calling a fetus a person for the sake of taxes. God people on this board are so miserably stupid.
Leo Howard
I love how as soon as I post the truth all the shills and idiots shut up...
Brayden Miller
Yes, faggot
Ryder Thompson
He has a bright future ahead of him.
Jace Bell
Do liberals really think fetuses aren't human?
Alexander Harris
where have you been?
Zachary Myers
Fetuses aren't people, unless they're brown, in which case you'd better pony up and pay for them, goy
