This is your Isekai companion for tonight and rest of the story

This is your Isekai companion for tonight and rest of the story

Do you still want to return to your own world?

spoonfeed me

He should put some proper clothes on.

>traveling around with a trap
>little fucker keeps being incredibly gay around you
>sucks at being support and is always cowering in a corner
>can't even get some proper female companions because they're all just gonna crowd around him
>even the Demon Lord is probably some hot bitch who tries to instakill me so she can have her way with him
I am so cheating my way back to Earth and away from this faggotry.

I would 100% watch an ironically dramatic isekai story based around this premise.

Jokes on you: I never wanted to from the start.

I would fuck him.

I recognize that bulge

Depends. What can he do?

He's just an auraplatform/healbot.

I'll rape him. And then everything that's cute. It's not my world, why would I care about consequences?

Do they provide....other services?

Fuck off homo faggot

I wouldn't be doing much adventuring

The biggest problem I'd have is that body fluids would drip through the floorboards

>not liking dick
what are you, gay?

>auraplatform
A what

Can i hold hands with "her"?

if by "hold hands" you mean "pound his prostate gland into oblivion", then yes

You know how some games have items that grant bonuses in an AoE? The AoE itself is called an aura. Or at least in dota is.

Someone who takes all the "Allies/Enemies in X radius take X bonus/penalty" skills.

Traps are disgusting.

fucking homo

You can fuck him whenever you want.

>implying I'd want to return in the first place
cute feminine penis would only want to make me stay even harder

Why does she have a bulge?

why would they wear that

You wouldn't?

I'd get raped immediately, and unless this universe is free of shitskins, I can't imagine it would be all too pleasant

>have to take all this shit just for traveling with him
>even so you can't bring yourself to abandon the little fucker

If we have broken protagonist powers, then we can train him until he is as buff as Kenshiro.

Solves all those problems and possibly get a bro out of it.

STDs are one of the biggest things keeping us from our fantasy land.

Yes. She isn't even hot.

>She
user I...

Plow his bussy save the world and go back home

she's a big girl (male)

Join him in searching for big strong Palladian cocks because I'm also a healslut

Would be better in WEG format

sauce?

*notices bulge
OwO

Touch his bulge for buffs

Sh-Should i? Is a girl(male)?