HOW DO WE STOP THESE MANIACS?

HOW DO WE STOP THESE MANIACS?

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You know those table saws with the sensor on them where if your finger is about to touch the spinning blade it slams to a stop, ruining the saw but saving your finger?
Put that tech on the front of trucks.

The only thing that can stand up to a Japanese truck is, of course, another Japanese truck.

What are anime writers going to do when self driving cars will auto break?

Velocity, mate.
Saws are one thing, but the forward motion of a vehicle can't be stopped so quickly that a sensor could be of any help.

Leave it to the machines. Trucks don't stand a chance against them.

You don't need to go that far into the sci-fi Google dystopia rabbit hole; most new cars already brake automatically when they sense you're gonna hit shit.

Greetings. I come from a dark and distant future

Armor lock

What?

Those saws still cut the finger though it's just not as bad as it could be. I think they actually work through electricity, if a finger(or something else) touches the blade and completes the circuit it causes the saw to rapidly self-destruct in a relatively controlled manner.

Tell them that revenge won't bring her back

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HONK HONK

truck-chan?

Fuck armor lock.

What if peace could be made between man and truck?

Truck driver here, how about dumbfuck teenagers not randomly run out to the middle of the street?

It's gotten so bad that these madmen have transcended 2d.

>blaming the victim

You'll get what's coming to you.

Japanese truck is the deadliest natural enemy of Japanese loli.

Anime Trucks kill people in real life too

I'll stop it. I'll slow it down, it should give you time to escape user.

Get going. Now user-san!
Take care of waifu-chan for me.

Huh... So this is the manufacturing power of Isuzu.
Not bad...

>stopping my recruitment offices from doing their job
Fuck you, I need to keep these drafts coming because all the other methods of isekai in this place have been confiscated.

adopt a psyker daughteru

Watch out for trucks. Especially super cool ones.

Hayate almost got hit by one and she was in a wheelchair.

I don't get it, she wasn't badly injured but for some reason completely disappeared from the manga after this. Why the fuck?

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Never fails to do the trick.

I'm offended, ban assault trucks.

the truck effect was delayed. eventually she gradually left that existence to be reborn in another world.

By not standing in the middle of the street obviously

Stuff like that:
youtube.com/watch?v=P-giC24SxwE
youtube.com/watch?v=ridS396W2BY

Please tell me there's more of this

Happy ending

Are truck deaths common in japan?

That rarely happens japan.

So why are they common as weapons of death in anime? Do the Japanese dream of dying by getting hit by a truck or something?

Do people commonly run into their fated one while running to school with toast in their mouth in Japan?
Same thing

They just dream of dying in general.

More like china, something about drivers would rather kill a person than pay out the disability handouts because it's 10x cheaper or something.

So if you get clipped by truck kun, the truck gets a thirst for blood and seeks you out.

I'd watch an anime about Islamic Trucks and Jap Trucks competing over how many people they can run over.

No that's just another commonly used trope like sakura trees and japanese flu. In fact, it's so fucking common that writers only use it for comedic purposes. It became some kind a parody though.

You mean they don't? I'm a little sad now.

That joke got old really fast.

>I'd watch an anime about Islamic(European) Trucks and Jap Trucks competing over how many people they can run over.

Is the Japanese flu or the truck deadlier?

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Its more common in France and Germany.

I still demand an isekai with truck-kun as the harem lead protagonist.

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because unlike in the US, you are more likely to be hit by a truck than shot or knifed to death.

>japanese flu

I swear this has killed dozens of well known nips in the past few years alone

Do you feel it Sup Forums?

The lure of the truck. The irresistible siren echoing through your very soul. You know what you must do, it matters not what the consequences are.

No longer shall the truck be an object of scorn, for you shall take up the sword and purge the world of all things unclean - base lust, vile sloth and insatiable gluttony.

Will you answer the call?

How many kinds of accident you can name that's easier to occur than a traffic one?

Your conception

That only ever occurred once, thanks.

Where the fuck does the rest of his body go?

Is that fucking Stan Lee

Stan Lee loves children and would never do this.

Carpenter here, you're sort of close. What actually happens is the saw simply stops holding the blade assembly in place, causing it to drop downwards. Newer saws actually have laser pointers that can stop on a dime, though.

Nah man, just put sawblades on roads

Junji Ito can make a horror manga out of trucks

>the subs vibrate

Japanese flu is actually dangerous though. Friend who's living in Japan couldn't do anything during her first cold. One of her friends had to go to the hospital at some point.

You can even see it in statistics, where Japan lacks behind literally all of the first world by quite a bit
worldlifeexpectancy.com/cause-of-death/influenza-pneumonia/by-country/

By not letting the arabs or pakis Drive it

I knew anime was real!

Sause?

I can't believe the bastard has stooped so low as sucking the life force of kids.

>earthquake
>volcanoes
>tsunami
>crushed by a shelf/falling steel beam during earthquake.

the good old STFU truck

those first 3 would end up causing a lot of other major deaths. not to mention that they are much more rare circumstances and not common.

I do think I read a manga once who had a character die to being flattened by a shelf.

>MISUNDERSTAND ensues, girl running away from MC
>suddenly a fucking volcano

>cant stop it

add rockets below it and make it fly over

>tfw Merkel made Anime real in a bad way

they already did that in Nice and Berlin

This would be amazing.

Is this the Fuuka thread?

>Watch it!
That fucking killed me