Things your waifu would say if she met you

Things your waifu would say if she met you.

>All images and resulting discussion should pertain to anime or manga.

Slurp slurp slurp

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I don't have a waifu

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Hi I'm Colin

Kimochi warui

i ain't your waifu, friend

can I help you with something sir

>You aren't fit to ride me

Eww.

>"I am the servant saber, I have come in response to your summons. I ask you, are you my master?"

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Let's go get some burgers!

KIMOCHI WARUI

KIMO~

>How do you know my name...?

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i honestly have no idea of how things would be if i met her right now, my mind has changed a lot, like if a younger version of me met her im sure it would end up in mutual tsundere shenaningans and everything world be fine in the end

nowdays im way better looking but my personality has changed so much that im not sure the inital spark could happen again

Wake up user, you're dreaming

"I love you user!"
Is what she would say to you!

'ey boy were da applez @?

Dareda, omaewa?

"I love you too!"

Ara ara

She wouldn't say anything because she's deaf

>I've waited so long for this moment. user, I love you too.

"You should really visit a dermatologist"

>making you fall in love with you
ok

"Pika Pika"

fuck this shit hole let get fuck up at the crib

"Hey do you know Nozaki-kun?"

>excuse me, do you know where the nearest space port is? I really need to meet my Captain at Side 6

>You remind me of my dad...

>Geh

Probably something like "Put that sorry thing away".