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KABOOM KABOOM
The Disney jews are at it again.
>>**spoilers**
>THE CHINK IS LUKE SKYWALKERS DAUGHTER

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>Gook Skywalker

>she's the last jedi

>Han Soro

Skywaka

>she's the last jedi
The rest of them laughed themselves to death at how cringey the franchise has become

FPBP once again

>caring about Star Wars after the age of 12

Dude, you have to be 18 to post here, fyi.

Plus her love interest is Finn. The Skywalker family line has been RICED and BLACKED.

10/10 top bantz, lads

kek

>Uncle Luke kills his evil beta nephew and trains his chink daughter to be the greatest jedi ever.

>I'm done, at least episode 1 showed (((them))) in their true light

Here I thought it couldn't get any worse than the prequels.

Who gives a fuck anymore about that 70's franchise? Check your tabs, this is not reddit.

fpbp

What is this bull shit? Luke cucked the Emperor and went hilt deep with a smoking red head.

actually she turns out to be the traitor aka this movies Lando, but total twist only because they had her family and we'll likely see her redemption

>THE CHINK IS LUKE SKYWALKERS DAUGHTER
Source now. Don't pull my leg like this otherwise I'm gonna assume you're total bullshit.

found some leaked footage. youtube.com/watch?v=n2RdSS4o88A

>yep
>just gonna stand here and be Asian
The redeeming quality to these kind of characters is that they dont fucking do anything for 90% the movie.

you've got to be kidding, right?
RIGHT?

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

better than spook skywalker

Wait that means Luke married an asian

Luke is /ourguy/

BLICED

fpbp

>fyi
>reddit spacing
I think YOU need to leave

>gook skywalker
How though? Luke skywalker is homosexual. Force procreate?

Why can't they at least find a better looking actress?

wait what? is that cannon?

>that bruise on her arm.
Fucking souless gingers.

She definitely ate the last bao bun.

BRRAAAAAPPPPP

I can feel the heat from that 22oz chocomoca latte

Luke skywalker is homosexual

underrated

They got that right. It’s over.

Those jackets look like shit.
The plumpness of the slant eyed disgusts me.

Red heads tend to have very fair skin; which leads to freckles and bruses

...

Disneykike1. Oh Vey The Stah Voors isn't doing so well in China
Disneykike2. Ohh noo! The Yuansheckles!
Disneykike3. I have an idea!

China is a bigger movie market than the USA

Fuck the EU.

>Plus her love interest is Finn.
lel, incoming catfight
What are these kikes even trying to do?

I want that tongue.

This single word "LEL" meme responding without reaction images should be bannable.

we must have muh niggers and chinks, mmmkay?

>fair skin results in random bruises materializing for no reason

Good, they can have chink wars. She better have a yellow lightsaber.

>Lucas sells the greatest franchise for 4 billion to Jews
>Jews put his life's work to slave work and milk it dry to the last drop basically shitting everything Lucas has built in his life
>Lucas calls Disney "White Slavers" meaning that they are Jews who use his work as a black slave.

>fat chink with a dumb haircut whose sole purpose is to make the movie more marketable in china
There, I cracked the code.

Wish they'd make a movie entirely just from their perspective.

but the Chinese hate fat people. If that was their plan then it will completely fail.

Only faggot beta KEKS give a fuck about Star Wars

>not one single source to back up OPs claim
>mfw this is gonna be used in an article about how the "alt-righters" on Sup Forums hate the new 'diversity' of the up coming star wars
>tfw not going to post mfw because fuck this gay thread

>Those jackets look like shit.
Was gonna say the same. That's what passes for hollywood costuming now?

Can we please push this all the way into a grand slam of over the top diversity by having luke fuck a black chick and she gives birth to an asian baby?

kek

Chink? more like chunk.

Won't see this bull shot either

>yellow light saber
Holy shit, we have to meme the fuck out of this until it becomes reality

>an actor who is not the author of the work determines that the character is gay

Um, sweetie, that's not how it works.

Need to get those chinabucks user

RACKED

I'm not watching any of these faggot-tier sjwars movies.

>Kiss on the forehead
>Implying that ins't the mark of friendzone.

>tfw no Republic Commando sequel
>tfw the idea od Imperial Commando thrown into the garbage because BattlEAfront II used the trope with a brown female mc that defects to the shitty rebellion

I just wanted to remove jedi and rebel scum as a clone supersoldier

Racked

>reverse sweetie meme
Breh, the people have spoken

SIDES MY

Hory shitto, itsu a rast jedi!

Racked

japanon i love u

Perfection in a single post.

We all did.

What's the difference between that and posting a reaction image?

is it just me or do the costumes of most star wars characters look like some bullshit off zoolander runway with some plastic bits that seem to do absolutely nothing stitched on them?

I'm still pissed how they wasted the Raid guys

Why not? Lucas started the trend of destroying star wars. Its only fitting he hands it to the Yids to finish it off.

The rice people find niggers to be even more disgusting than any other people. (((Hollywood))) must be moving on to a harder target after completely subverting the natural instincts of the white women.

No, their injuries just become more apparent / come into contrast more from the lack of skin color

When the first post is SO clearly the best post

ruke i am youl daughtel

> USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

fpbp ya did good

I have a feeling they could have picked a better looking asian but decided to go for the asian that looked the most "FOB and works at a nail salon"

is she rockin a backwards mullet?

I want a redhead so bad but i've never met one before.
How rare are they?

doesn't look hapa

It could be done. Yellow is actually a rare lightsabre color used by temple guards.

AHAHAHAHHAHA!!
ASIANS RULES !!!
WE HAVE GREATEST MILITARY - CHINA
WE OWN Sup Forums
WE OWN ALT-RIGHTS
WE OWN STAR WARS
WE OWN VIDEO GAMES AND CARTOONS
WE HAVE BEST RELIGION

I though Luke was gay. Are you sure?
vanityfair.com/hollywood/2016/03/mark-hamill-luke-skywalker-gay

newfags

Wait, now I get it. Skywalker is a homosexual and the the gook is skywalker and yoda's love child.
Yoda confirmed for hermaphrodite.

I was laughing and all and almost didnt read the most important line

Wait what this fucking fat gook is lukes kid?

>white girl friendzoning a black guy so he goes after an azn
welp that already happened to white guys so why not

They look significantly cheaper. Say what you will about Lucas, but the only corners he cut were as a writer and director

Michelle Malkin?

Most based episode.

Lucas was at least fun racist about it.

Rice eater settle down all full gooks look like nail salon workers. They could have picked that whore Olivia munn.

See here

The sequel trilogy is proving to me that prequels aren't that bad. At least they tried something new, instead of rehashing the plot of the originals with forced diversity.

let's crank up the asian stereotype to 11, i want her lightsaber to be like chopsticks or nun-chucks or something.... maybe a pointless scene too where she boils an alien-dog alive and eats it