THIS IS JEB BUSHES WIFE

THIS IS JEB BUSHES WIFE
THIS IS JEB BUSHES WIFE
THIS IS JEB BUSHES WIFE
LITERAL 56% LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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AHAAAHAHAHAHHHAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Well at least he has one

jeez I knew she was Mexican but this has to be a shop............

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Why did you think he lost?

Moochelle Obongo was the ugliest First Lady in history. We don't need Jeb's pet wetback trying to beat the record.

WHOAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

The absolute state of Kekistani Pro-Trump Pro-Israel cringe worshipers

This absolutely cannot be real. Those legs. Holy fuck.

I bet he hatefucks that little goblin twice a year.

It actually isn't. That is Columba Bush.

Nope it's real.

She couldn't even speak fluent English when they married, the ceremony had to be repeated in Spanish for her.

hahahahahaha potato body with spaghetti limbs

>Boss
>The plane!
>The plane!

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That pic needs some Al Franken.

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is she a midget or just a turbo mexican?

somebody should put him out of his misery. imagine being a "man" and thinking that you did well with that....

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Melania's eyes bother me.

She's certainly the hottest of your First ladies in recent years (losing to young Pat Nixon) but fuck they look chinky.

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I can't tell if that's some content aware scaling shit

Jeb was ordered to "take one for the team" so he could have a mixed hispanic kid who would keep the Bush cartel politically viable as the demographic change sweeps the country...making the U.S. a mongrel nation. The Guac merchant fucked up.

Turbo Mexican. She was proportional (although still fat) when younger.

tell me im not the only one who sees this

It was a diplomatic marriage to prevent the US - Subterranean goblin War. He is an hero.

>Jesus Jeb, we said take one for the team not shoot yourself in the head...

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not cool, don't stoop to libtard level and attack family members

You know what i think you might be right, 20 years from now it would be a hispanic majority, If jebs son wins he will get payback on trump.

They met as teens when Jeb went to Mexico to teach English. Married before he even finished his job.

I'd honestly guess his parents are secretly pissed about it.

Underrated

Maybe he's gay.

primo reference, m8

FANTASY ISLAND MASTER RACE

Literal. Goblin.

What the actual low energy fuck?

That's shopped but she's not much better in reality.

A real life goblin.

nah...

did he breed that thing?

Shortstack thread?

3 times.

One is even in politics and is a literal mouth breather.

Bush cartel is in on the replacement of whites with third world mud faces. Of course they plan ahead to keep their family in business.

I'd say that's illegal, but there's nowhere else to send you.

Apparently all he had to do was splash some water on her and then feed her after midnight.

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When your forced to marry the goblin king's daughter for diplomatic reasons

I fucking love you

kekkest of keks

DEAR 56%

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Lmfao that saddle butt guac goblin

Not even ONE of you posted the Goblin song

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thank you kindly

HOLY FUCK AHAHAHAHAHAHA

Take responsibility for my fucking sides, user.

vastly underrated

thank you

leave my guac merchant alone

STOP BULLYING JEB, ASSHOLES

do women enjoy being fucked slow and steady or is this just a meme? i feel like women get a far deeper guttural pleasure out of high energy sexual intercourse

Jeb we need you to take one for the team. We need her father's mana mines and I'm told she is an excellent cook

She seems to be shrinking more and more in every photo.

My god hes got a midget wife.

She's not a midget. Those are just the Spic genes.

Someone put her under that makeup remover app and her face literally just trump.

This may be proof Jeb has a time machine and married a morlock.

When Mrs. Bush smells Christian blood she goes nuts and the Jeb staffers have to chase her around the office trying to catch her with butterfly nets

The Guacca Moralock-a

Ah well, at least she's still better than most other women in politics/wives of politicians.

Eh she was pretty qt back in the day, especially for an autismo like Jeb. Her midget genes balanced out his lanklet genes, and she gave him some pretty good looking kids.

Yeah Melania can't grant wishes but at least she doesn't turn to stone in sunlight

>LITERAL 56%
wrong. she is `100% mexican. he met her on some church sponsored outing to feed poor beaners or something when he was 18.

Ffs

Jebediah’s wife was a bullfrog
Was a good friend of mine
I never understood a single word she said
But I helped her a-drink her wine
And she always had some mighty fine wine
Singin'
Joy to the world
All the boys and frogs now
Joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea
Joy to frogs and me

>hates Pepe meme
>marries Pepe meme
>low energy womanizing

100% Mexican? WTF does that even mean, they're a mongrel people. They aren't 100% of anything

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She honestly looks better than most Mexican women.

Was she cute when she was young? I mean.. why?

They have 4 kids who are 56ers. The point is the mongrelization of America is happening and it isn't prettyz

He's a cuckservatice faggot that doesn't care about the browning of America, the european race in general, or even his own children.

she is 100% not American

they're not even 56%, they're just 50%.

You should have clapped user.

LMAO

>OH NO NO NO
>HA HAHAHAHAHAHA
How autistic does he have to be to marry a real life gnome?

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I read somewhere that she looks like a snow leopard who is about to sneeze. made me laugh because she does. (I think she is beautiful btw)

Clapping is necessary to revive his wife when she has been critically injured

We will not forget Jeb's election run from last year:
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holy shit its not a shoop, welp im done for tonight. nofap, noproblem.

nice hymn, bitch boi

a fucking potato!

anyone have shots of the kids?

Her hands are unironically bigger than Trump's.

fucking kek, I love this meme

poor jeb

Google does (Noelle, John Ellis and George P).

I went over to this dude's house when I was a teenager and his wife was this like 4x4 turbo guat goblin that barely spoke English.
I just remember being fucking shocked by it.
I wouldn't even date a chick with brown eyes after that lmao.

kek

What’s your issue soy boy, are you a low energy womanizer too? Is your pussy hat not getting enough attention at Starcucks?

Crazy hoe she got ugly af