What would you do if you see a JC have a wardrobe malfunction?

What would you do if you see a JC have a wardrobe malfunction?

run away before i get arrested

Lend her my jacket and escort her home so nothing bad happens to her.

>malfunction
Like her exo-suit broke down, or what?

I'd rather not mess with that JC, her lesbian friend will probably kill anyone who so much as talks to her.

Wardrobe malfunctions are like when your pants rip on the ass part or when your skirt rides up and shows the bottom of your bottom. I don't think you can call it a "malfunction" if all of your clothes besides you panties explode off your body.

Masterbate

That's when the rape comes In right? RIGHT?

Try to trick her into signing a contract.

Only if she wants to.

poor Aoi

And the what? Give her a bowl of eggs? You sick fuck

>S2 never
Just end me, senpai

I suggest googling.

There was already a S2 you dummy.

>2
user, S3 never, S2 happened.

This is probably one of the only situations where you can look at a naked loli and not get arrested

But she's a JK.

>S2 never
What did he mean by this

Right, meant S3...

Does that include JC wardrobe faux pas due to temporal incursions?

...

I'd say "show about lolis piloting exosuits when?" then I remembered I watch Sol Bianca a few years ago

I want her to give me a handjob!

Pandora in the crimson shell.

Is that a tongue as her belly button?

Yes. My tongue to be precise.

Imprint that into my memory

Why does she have a tongue on her stomach?

Can't unsee.

Some JCs have outies.

A mark of good taste.

So can she give me navel fellatio?

It has literally nothing to do with mouthfucking her navelpussy.

Do it casually. Otherwise, you'll just look guilty.

What a beta

I was volunteering at my local middle school once and a JC accidentally showed pantsu. I looked but didn't say anything

>volunteering at my local middle school

Literally why the fuck would anyone do this?

It was either that or get a real job

This way I only work an hour/week and a get to be around cute JCs the whole time

How does it feel knowing that over 99% of those JCs take at least 5-6 BBCs per week?

MOOODDSS

th-they don't

Stop trying to force this stupid meme.

It's okay to admit it, that's one of the reasons we're here: pretty sure there aren't any western females out there anymore under the age of like 40 that haven't been conditioned to constantly fantasize about the BBC. It's what makes 2D superior.

cuck

How can I be a cuck if I've never had a girlfriend and am still a virgin though?

Checkmate Alpha males

Actually it's only Sup Forums that spends all day obsessing over black cocks

Wait I just came up with an idea: so females are cucking everyone by taking BBCs, right? So, how do males get back at them? I think Sup Forums should stop ironically worshipping black cocks and we should actually get black boyfriends, and take BBCs all day. Then the females would know we mean business, and would realize how alpha we really are.

Good lord user, lay off the cuck porn for a day or two.
I think it's genuinely starting to affect the way you think.

Sounds like a plan. I saw a bunch of irl black cocks when I was in boot camp, they really are big and pretty aesthetic too

Rape her.

The ones in my town care more about the spic dick