>tfw I can beat the shit out of anyone on this board
feelsgoodman
Tfw I can beat the shit out of anyone on this board
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no u
PENNIS and also DICKE and BALLS
try me faggot
You can have it I've been constipated for like a week
>In this board I am god.
>in real life spiders bit me
Nope. I'd fuck you up. I'm 6' 5" 290, ex pro football player that is training for MMA.
The only thing you could beat is your ugly little cock.
I think i hear a dingo eating your baby
201 cm (6'7)
240 pounds
t. islander
Rape me, Senpai!
3”2
yeah ur a Manlet if ur under 3”2
3”2 is the Goldilocks height, if u higher ur lanky fagnog
Also I bench like all the kilos
Just get me laid already
I'm 3"1' am I a femlet?
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>Mfw 1 meter tall and 8 stones
Im too cute for anyone to beat me up
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>201 cm (6'7)
TJ Kirk, is that you?
brah
Try me, I'm 200ft tall and could squish you with the underside of my dick.
I'll fucking turn half of downtown Sydney into a glorified cock pillow for the sake of making sure you're a blood smear on the ground rather than a shit smear on society like you usually are.
You know not what kind of wrath you summon you shitlord, I'll have the very atoms that compose your body split, I'll do things to your very chemical composition that'll make Shaggy Blanco go full Doki Doki at the first nanosecond of seeing how hard you're getting that asshole of yours fucked so wide pro fishermen call it The Basshole.
You best head back to your jeep and hope another dirt devil flings your boy pussy outta here before I swim down to Abbo Land and twist it up your colon so hard it'll be like tasting every hour of the 1960's tickling the back of that rimjob boomerang you call a tongue.
Oi yeah nah, try me ya cunt I'll fuckin nip ya
>jeep
>unironically thinking an Aussie would drive a poofy yank 4wd
wew lad
It's hard to go muscu
What post code cunt, right now
look at me funny and I'll shoot you.
You beat shit? Wash your hands you sicko!
The only thing you dirt dobbers drive is whatever washes up on the salt beach you Abbos used to call a coral reef. grill boy.
Australia is an overly complex system of transporting coal straight into the fat greek tragedy version of Paris Hilton'a mouth.
Landcruiser, Patrol or BTFO faggot.
I DON'T SPEAK MAD MAX
They're types of car you mongrel.
You are like a child. I'm 4 meters, 500 kilos, ex gladiator and currently training shaolin kung fu with martian special forces.
Too bad for you I just came online
Meet me at the maccas carpark cunt I'll fucking smash you
>measuring your weight in rocks
So why do Australian cars have gas tankers on the back of them?
Is it because it's a small pilgrimage to drive the distance between towns?
>be me 3 months ago
>on vacation in America
>see obese man with a huge burger in his hand walking across the street
>approach him from behind
>bitch slap him
>burger falls on the ground and the contents spill everywhere
>tries to chase me but fails pathetically
>tfw he will thank me later
>gas tankers
Literally what?
Fuck up any bears recently /k/unt? Also how's 10mm feel out of a glock?
>Not knowing your own National movie, MAD MAX.
Kys
wtf does being 6'7 have to do with a fat, white atheist faggot?
>Everyone claps
>XD
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nice sage bait faggwit
kys
post body
for research
Pretty R A R E tbqfhwy brehs
lay off the pills famalam.