I just want Shinka to hook me up with a cute 2D girl

I just want Shinka to hook me up with a cute 2D girl.

I want her to be my best man at my wedding.

I want to marry Nibutani Shinka-chan.

I want Shinka to hook her foot up with my dick.

What the fuck am I reading?

It's a perfectly cromulent sentence user.

I want to impregnate her feet.

The important part for me is that it's her foot on my dick. Not my dick on her foot. There's a significant difference.

Stop talking about my feet you inhuman pigs.

I just want Shinka to be me

But you're boring, Shinka is not.

WHEN

WILL I

WILL I BE SHINKA

>Shinka is knotted
Fixed that for you.

I just want Shinka to hook me up with a cute 2D girl who I will form a perfect loving relationship with only for Shinka to then seduce me into a one night stand in a way that I get caught in the act of fucking her and we break up

I swear this was the plot to some shitty romcom movie I saw on TV once.

>Shinka sets user up on a blind date and really talks up the girl
>It's her

>it's her dog

>it's her(male)

>doesn't wear the clip so user is completely oblivious to her

Why is Shinka so popular? Not just here, but futaba as well.
Is it the design? Her personality? Do you really want to be bullied and mocked that much?

Have you seen her latest artwork on pixiv? That shit is kinky.

Shinka has beautiful long hair! I want to touch it!

Don't you dare touch me.

What a cool pose.

Her hair seems too long at times, must be a chore to set it up in the morning.