Yui stops you and asks you to buy her 400 dollars worth of ice cream

Wat do?

That Ben &Jerry's is a lot more expensive in Japan, eh?

buy her a 4 buck ice cream, say its limited edition because Yui is a retard and she would believe it, then take her back to my place and cuddle

Rape her.

Get fucking 400 dollars.

Tell her to drink a gallon of prune juice and a dozen ex lax pills. Then tell her she'll make her own chocolate icecream in her pants.

Tell her that if she eats it nude in my apartment, she can have $450 worth of ice cream.

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I'd agree but only if it was $400 distributed over 100 dates

Tell her to get a job and buy the damn ice cream herself

Agree, but in exchange she has to give me 400 dollars.

Is that a euphonism for 'please marry me' ?

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Smack her upside the head.

Ask her to set me up with Mio in return. It'll be well worth the money.

Piss off. You aren't Ritsu.

Buy her 400 dollars worth of ice cream

Obey so she won't call Mugi to bitch slap me.

buy it and invoice Mugi

Not buying anything because 400 dollars is a huge amount of money for me.

I am not made of money.

Smack her and push her down while grabbing Jun's hand and running off into the sunset together.

Buy 400 dollars worth of ice cream but give it to the one who deserves it the most.

What a fat fuck.