Bake us a cake right fucking now, Sup Forums

Bake us a cake right fucking now, Sup Forums

2 cucks with no cake

Damn you're really going to be upset with what you get.

2 retarded, aids infested faggots who couldn't leave some small business alone. I hope they get a painful case of bunghole cancer.

I wonder why they didn't go to a Muslim bakery when they were refused by the Christians?

Only if you make out with tongue hard while I have guests sitting here first

They have to win this case...I'm not going back to 1950.

Fucking chinlets

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looking forward to these 2 faggots losing

don't search for this on Pornhub

no homo you don't. now get out of muh store.

FINE BUT I'M JIZZING IN THE BATTER

that's some top shelf bait son, be careful with that.

I have yet to understand this logic! Seriously...why dont gays just go to gay bakers? Why do they have to demand Christian bakers bake them a cake? Is it just to prove a point? Give me a break!

bundt pirates

because faggots hate christians and know that christians just pray for their souls
moslems on the other hand will probably murder those faggots for insulting their fanatic ideology

W-where the fuck are the chins ?

Yes. They hate straight white Christian married couples, because their parents disowned them when they announced their faggotry.

>implying fags don’t already eat jizz

Sick fucks.

fgt

>allahu aktarts
Holy fuck lmao

For the individuals involved they're hoping for a big monetary settlement over a civil rights violation. For the kike interests they're trying to subvert and destroy Christianity (and thus western civilization) by targeting its members and institutions. Marriage is a religious sacrament and the married couple (+ children to form the nuclear family) is the foundation of everything good and wholesome in the world.

Once you find out that kikes are Satan in the flesh and muds, fags, and non-Christians are their golems everything in life kind of becomes clear.

I don’t understand how this is the governments responsibility to step into a private transaction between a bakery and its customers. It’s a private business how can the government tell you who and how to serve your clientele

I hope nobody will bake them anything and they starve.

Any heroes out there want to make a supreme court case out of this cake?

Death to faggots. Where is the Muslim judge?

Does AIDS make you lose your chin like the one on the left?

Guys seriously why is this a bad thing?
If they side with the faggots we will be able to go to black bakeries and forcibly make them bake swastika and white power cakes just to fuck with people.

Allah will judge them.

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I will do this if these bungholios win their case. Follow me into pastry battle, brave anons.

For being faggots they sure are dressed like shit

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Does not work like this. Faggots are a protected group, they have more rights than you.

Gay stuff is gross but I don't see a problem with making them a cake desu

Unfortunately for them, the Supreme Court will make it all or nothing. If they rule in favor of the faggots we can make up something about swastikas being part of our religion or even create a new one and no one can deny making us a swastika-laden cake.

Just imagine all the real world (you)s you could get

What the news won't tell you is that they requested a wedding cake in the shape of a phallus. That's the real reason the bakery said no. Now they've turned it into a circus of inequality.

Hmm good point. Anons how does one counter-cake if the need arises?

It doesn't even matter if we piss of the bakers with this stunt, the libshits will lose their minds

Can somebody give me a run down?

OOOH maybe I've got it. We'll be jews asking for bris cakes in the shapes of little circumcized baby penii.

Victory is ours.

Fags sue Christian baker for damages because they didn't get the service they wanted. Fags go to Christian bakery to order cake hoping baker will refuse. Baker refuses, providing fags with the service they actually wanted. Damages = $0.

My oven is full, check back later.

I hope this passes. Suddenly all the gay wedding cakes are fish and spit flavored and say “you are legally married” written in frosting

>we can make up something about swastikas being part of our religion
You realize the swastika (Manji) is actually a sacred symbol in Buddhism, Hinduism and Jainism, right?
All you need to do is go to any Jewish pastry and request a Manji cake.
For bonus points; make it a round top cake, so there is no effective difference between different orientations of the symbol (Nazi version is usually diagonal, original is typically straight, but in a round cake it boils down to how you turn it).
Then sue for religious discrimination (as a minority religion no less) -> Profit

Or call halal bakeries and make them make my queer cake.

bake your own cake you fucking faggots why does noone make me a cake

>There's two people you don't piss off, people making you food and people cutting your hair
>Faggots in charge of not being brainlets

I hope Muslims turn up at their "wedding" desu.

>be me
>cake artist in commie-infested Colorada
>some fags walk in
>they ask for a cake for their "like suuuper totally gay wedding"
>I politely tell them "I'm sorry guys, I don't do cakes for gay weddings"
>wat.jpg
>they leave all teary eyed
>few days later get notice in the mail
>it's a lawsuit
>"We're like toootally pissed that you wouldn't do a cake for our big fabulous gay wedding"
>Colorada courts side with the fags
>appeal_to_supreme_court.png.exe

And now the conservative leaning court gets to decide whether religious freedom or "civil rights" prevail. Hopefully they will review the Civil Rights Act in the process and finally make it official that it is unconstitutional due to it being passed by Congress on the pretense of their commerce power. The case of Lopez v US marked the Court finally putting a stop to the rampant abuse of Congress' commerce power in 1995, and it could definitely be used as leverage against the Civil Rights Act. These fags could legitimately spell the end of the Civil Rights Act simply because they couldn't accept the fact that there's people who hate them for their life choices.

>let them eat cake
“BEHEAD HER!!!”
>don’t make them cake
“SUE THEM!!!!”

Welp.

Better yet, call halal bakeries and request a cake for your wife’s son named Mohammed.
Specifically ask that it have a drawing of him (provide stereotypical arab guy drawing) and his name Mohammed underneath.
Whenever they refuse because it feels like they are clearly drawing the prophet (pbuh) sue for discrimination against your child.
If they accept make sure to tell them you just wanted someone who’d make a prophet cake for you as you pay, and then you’ll take it home to eat. Watch them rage for dishonoring the prophet and losing their 72 virgins forever
Win/win

2 faggots child molesters with aids ordered a faggot cake from a wholesome christian bakery just to fuck with them and now libshits are taking it to a new level of shitty and anti white christian-ness

Would you seriously eat a cake after pissing off the person who made it? I wouldn't because liberals are so fucking crazy that they probably spit or jizzed in the batter. That or they poisoned it.

Toppest kek, this is amazing.

>take it home to eat.
Like an effendi ;-)

Of course not, it’s just to piss them off.
Plus, no halal Muslims are liberals at the same time.
If you’re in a rust belt state you can even pretend you own swine and say the cake is for your new little piglet to eat, also named Mohammed.
It’s all about rage factor.

These faggots are from my fucking state.
Fuck my life.

Suck my balls, faggot. Go buy your fucking cake somewhere else. This is a free market.

Faggots are fucking repulsive.

Why don't you stick to eating shit off your boyfriend's bellend, you fudgepacking sodomites.

Appreciate that.

>The government are our parents.

Women are children and vote for a nanny state, and then gays join in looking for a parental substitute to compensate for their own parents that don't truly love them because they're fags.

What's so difficult to understand?

The 2 faggots win: you're forced to bake the cake

The 2 faggots lose: you can't bring up muh cake every time Youtube censors your video

Stay fukt.

But they would like that and so would you

jokes on you, i dont give a shit if youtube censors videos

when is the SC going to side with the bakery? i want to have my glass ready for tear collection

I hope the 2 faggots win so I can use the ruling to force the most talented artists in the world paint my depraved rule 34 hentai

because it's 100% fake publicity stunt activism and not a real issue. And it's not on behalf of gays, it comes straight from the top. Pay no attention to your income shrinking and your personal time disappearing and your food being poison and your taxes going wild and you home becoming worthless and violent crime increasing. No, instead worry what gender you are.

June 2018. You have a while to find one big enough.

For (You)

Is that really a bad thing though?

Daily reminder that gay marriage is legalised and therefore sets the bar so if you do not want to be sued for "discrimination" don't legalise the fucking thing.
t. Aussie soon to be faced with the same thing

>6 months of media shilling muh civil rights and bashing religious freedom
just kill me

agreed

I like you kangaroofuckers, but please don't pretend like you know anything about US constitutional law ever again.

>meme generator
>Wednesday Addams

Teenage goth hamplanet poster confirmed...

If this passes, it is your moral obligation to fill the courts with equally ridiculous lawsuits

>request "muhammad is a false prophet, jesus is lord" cake from muslim bakery
>"religion is a protected class, BAKE THE CAKE BIGOT"

>request "white lives matter" cake from the most jewish bakery you can find
>"race is a protected class, BAKE THE CAKE BIGOT"

Colorado has some fucked up law that basically removes freedom of association for "public" facing enterprises.

>mfw someone could legally request an It's OK To Be White cake from a black-owned bakery
I want to see the outrage

You can legally request now. In the future you can legally FORCE them to.

it's ok there is 0% chance of them siding with the faggots

Im such a nice person i will bake both the cake and you along with it!

LOL

this faggot doesn't have a chin so if he grows his beard out on the neck it'll just highlight his lack of a chin, causing him to cuck it down lmao

He should be suing his parents

cakes are pagan and women bake cakes. not the fags who deny fags fucken cakes though. BE SURE TO BUY RINGS TO SATURN TOO

Cakes are pretty easy to bake, but most baking is lame compared to cooking. Men know this, and women should, too.

yeah but do you cook big cakes everytime theres an event that ends with cake?

They would ask for two then.

Only when the science is necessary.

Not me, but I probably stole it from one.

Sup with that fags chin, neck, head region? Looks like he had a neck transfusion?

/sci/ please.

>If they side with the faggots we will be able to go to black bakeries and forcibly make them bake swastika and white power cakes just to fuck with people.
Because
1. That will never happen. The laws aren't applied equally.,
2. The faggots could go into any church and demand that the church marry them.

Yeah na mate, you'll get done with some kind of hate law.
These cunts have double standards and monopoly on what gets enforced, they wanna have their cake and eat it too

That one dude is obviously sporting a beard to create the illusion of a jawline. Also, they should be forced to prove that they're actually married (no swinging, no bath houses, no anonymous sex or partner swapping) before they can sue him.

99.9% of faggots fail this test.

we don't have hate laws tho. it's a benefit of living in a first world country

This is why people hate fags.

this came to my mind? Do jew bakeries exist?

(((bagel shops)))

only if you fuck the cake just as it comes out of the oven and burn off your nuts.

They will find a way to punish you. Even if it isnt against the law, theyll try somthing. usually the process of proving it in court is the punishment itself. As you have to waste time and pay big nose lawyers. And if that fails theyll just dox and get you fired. Those pieces of shit