Christ-chan thread

Christ-chan thread

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Christchan is a sin. Thou shall not worship false idols

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We aren't worshipping lad. Christ chan is just a cute.

thanks for the pictures lad. Got any more?

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You're all fags.

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Too bad the guy who made her is a America hating godless faggot who wants white genocide

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That seems to be all I have.
Remember;
Jesus loves you anons

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imagine actually believing in Jesus

delet

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Thread ruined

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>nazi flag
>chiristian
jesus is ashamed of you

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You called?

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ok i'm out of Christ chans now

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im sorry

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szerinted jézuska örül neki hogy ieneket posztolsz az interneten ?

Pol-tan is the most good looking tans.

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Kek

Ezekiel 23:20
"She lusted after their genitals--as large as those of donkeys, and their seminal emission was as strong as that of stallions."

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Christ-chan originally started as satire lampooning white Christians as racists neo nazis.
If you've read his comics up to pic related and the joke's still over your head you need to consult a shrink ASAP.

what anime are these based off?

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nvm i found the source. from this video:

youtu.be/o4Gh11wjpKw

I know this is only semi-related but how would someone with little to no knowledge on Christianity get into it?

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Read the gospels first. Find a church and lurk awhile. Try praying.

Get a bible and read it for fun.

What kind of stormweenie fantasy is this?

How does one pray?
and what are the gospels?

Listen to podcasts online.
There are literally hundreds and hundreds of full length classes you can listen to or watch videos of.
Try these:
youtube.com/playlist?list=PLIpO3BUiq2IHqopJhNQrGAFJn1VrcP0VW

There are also christian generals in the archive. Read the bible.

no more drawthreads, rip

Start by praying how Jesus instructed us to.

Our Father in heaven,
hallowed be your name.
10 Your kingdom come,
your will be done,
on earth as it is in heaven.
11 Give us this day our daily bread,
12 and forgive us our debts,
as we also have forgiven our debtors.
13 And lead us not into temptation,
but deliver us from evil.

Pray that every day. Also, start praying the Psalms. It's the Church's official prayer book and has been for thousands of years.

I'm dating a Christian qt I met in church. She isn't shy to tell me that she's a virgin and that she may want to lose her virginity with me if we marry. Am I gonna make it?

get on our level

Talk to God, even if you don't know what to say Jesus will intercede on your behalf.
Matthew Mark Luke and John (1st 4 books of the New Testament in the Bible)

I would but you raped our mascot, at least I have my laborwave.

Are you and the girl you're interested in white?
If no to either one, stop. If yes to both go ahead.

Thank you.

I liked me some old labourwave. Hard to seize the memes of production online.

You are godlike man, thanks for all that. God bless.

Amen brother.

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>Ezekiel 23:45-49
'But righteous men will judge them after the manner of adulteresses, and after the manner of women who shed blood, because they are adulteresses, and blood is on their hands.

46 “For thus says the Lord God: ‘Bring up an assembly against them, give them up to trouble and plunder. 47 The assembly shall stone them with stones and execute them with their swords; they shall slay their sons and their daughters, and burn their houses with fire. 48 Thus I will cause lewdness to cease from the land, that all women may be taught not to practice your lewdness. 49 They shall repay you for your lewdness, and you shall pay for your idolatrous sins. Then you shall know that I am the Lord God.’”

And the swastika was originally revered by slanty-eyed slopes