#AUSPOL Asian invasion edition

G'day cunts. You guessed it, it's Auspol time.

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>Four Labor MPs could fall to citizenship scandal
9news.com.au/national/2017/12/05/17/39/four-more-labor-mps-could-fall-to-citizenship-scandal

>China urges Australia to 'discard bias' following announcement of espionage law amendments
abc.net.au/news/2017-12-06/china-denies-interfering-politics-intelligence-law-announced/9230470

>Government crackdown on foreign donations could have catastrophic impact, charities say
abc.net.au/news/2017-12-06/charities-worry-about-crack-down-on-foreign-interference/9231586

>Labor claims 47th seat in Qld election
thewest.com.au/politics/qld-vote-count-picks-up-as-result-looms-ng-s-1806112

>Barnaby could be back as an MP this week
thewest.com.au/politics/barnaby-could-be-back-as-an-mp-this-week-ng-s-1806119

>China admits to monitoring DOZENS of Australian social media accounts of 'anti Chinese forces' who are 'twisting facts and using polluted language'
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5147747/China-monitoring-dozens-Australian-Twitter-accounts.html

>Kevin Rudd endorses Kristina Keneally in crucial Bennelong byelection

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9news.com.au/national/2017/12/05/19/50/rampaging-party-leaves-beachfront-house-a-warzone
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fuck china and fuck Sam Dastyari

Got nothing in the house but leftover ham and three slices of bread.
What is the rest of auspol having tonight?

Evening lads. How are we today?

abc.net.au/article/9227288

I think you mean. What's for dinner lads?

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Real thread made 2hrs ago

OP just post your spiel in that one and delete this thread

>t.thailand immigrants.

Sad really

Ni hao

Your threads fucking gay. This is how you make a thread mate.

I'm not waiting around all day for OP to finish is shift at macca's to talk aus politics.

I really don't care which thread we use but if i feel like i'll make an aus/pol/ thread whenever i want if nobody else has made one

Your thread is fucking shit mate.

>>Kristina Keneally: Former NSW premier to go up against John Alexander in Bennelong by-election

Need to stop this woman from getting elected.

At least have the decency to use the proper layout mate. Otherwise it ends up looking like a seppo thread

Labors new political plan to get more voters is to have lax immigration laws and create more citizens in order to gain their votes.

>new political plan
not new, its their default

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If you really think about it, are any of the Australian politicians actually Australian or are they all foreigners?

Hahaha
This photo is like me.
I half Chinese half Vietnamese living in Ailustralia posting on Sup Forums.
You never now white boys. Hahahaha

I'm nobodies girl mentally.... Ergh

When are we annexing melbourne?

what does that mean mate?

Kek

Gimme my gun kike

>Kristina Keneally
fuck niga, don't talk shit about my girl

sorry didn't mean to offend

#bringbacktone

das rite wh te boy

i just mean i'm sorry you felt offended

Kill a chink

Shouldn't all you east coast plebs be getting off work by now or do you work late at foodland?

just finished up work, what's a good six pack that I probably haven't tried before?

Beer is beer. It's all just cats piss. Just drink VB.

6 pack of running bird

KB.

VB is okay I've had too much of it and I wanna try some new shit
cheers I'll see if the local bottle-0 has any
I've never seen this but I'll try find it cheers lad

It used to be really big in the 70s and 80s, you probably won't find it. I mentioned it as a joke. It's a bit like fosters, really Aussie but no one drinks it.

Fpbp

>Jewish woman confronted by Nazi hate chants
theaustralian.com.au/national-affairs/jewish-woman-confronted-by-nazi-hate-chants/news-story/30825c499f96819b51fd50617bbf2c06

Be honest now, which one of you did this?

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someone is triggered

sam dastiari commited treason and should be hung drawn and quartered.
What the actual fuck is wrong with australia, a politician lierally took bribes from an expansionist, authoritarian state who have a publicly stated goal to politically dominate the asia-pacific region. and everyone just sort of accepts that and lets him stay in parliament.

Bob Katter for Fuhrer

*literally

>lets him stay in parliament.

oh i assumed he would resign what the fuck is going on?

>asians are alright I only want muslims to go

Probably didnt even happen
>whatchadoinrabbi.jpg

gook here

FIGHT ME WHITE BOIs, BRING THE FUCK ON

get out buddeh

I'll leave this here for anyone who wants it. G'day cunts

>China admits to monitoring DOZENS of Australian social media accounts of 'anti Chinese forces' who are 'twisting facts and using polluted language'
>Government crackdown on foreign donations could have catastrophic impact, charities say
>China urges Australia to 'discard bias' following announcement of espionage law amendments
accelerate it

Stop roleplaying, fellow anglo.

pirate life - pale ale

>We've got nothing to hide our paperwork is in order.
>Politicians vote on whether constitutionally valid.
>Government votes not to check whether it is constitutionally valid.
Retarded liberals.

make me mother fucker .

oh wait, u cant

hahhaha

u wait and see i will become ur mom, ur sisters', and ur gf's bull, white bitch

pale ale is for soyboys and women

no, i'm actually a gook - vietnamese to be specific

jokes on you i don't have a gf

Australia is weak, China is strong. Weak should fear strong.
Don't like it? Then think about why we're weak.
Some 200 years ago another kind of creature was weak, called aboriginals, see what happened to them.
If Australia is continued to be weak, same would happen on us too.

Go for a stout then.

deep thoughts mate deep thoughts

i'm calling the prime minister now telling him of the dire news

that's why we become strong
start lifting today starting with deadlifts

stop kidding ur self. china is far from strong. everything there is low quality and rushed, even fake at best.

Fuck China, fuck our traitorous pollies, fuck a duck

Kill yourself cunt. Coopers pale is the only ale.

Evening cunts, heres some enrichment from beeuwdiful altona, beachfront western suburbs.


Rampaging party leaves beachfront house 'a warzone'

Beachfront property trashed during party

A million-dollar beachfront property has been utterly trashed after an out-of-control party caused $150,000 of damage.

The house in Altona, in Melbourne's south-west, is rented out for about $500 a night.

It was rented for a party on Saturday night - but up to 80 youths described as African in appearance converged on the three-bedroom holiday home.

The rampage lasted most of the night, including brawls on the street.

Neighbours called police, but said officers only stayed for "a few minutes" each time.

"From my understanding they were heavily outnumbered," local resident George told 9NEWS.

Neighbour Martin said the house looked like "a warzone".

The owners of the property were too upset to speak to 9NEWS.

However, police are still investigating who hosted the party.


9news.com.au/national/2017/12/05/19/50/rampaging-party-leaves-beachfront-house-a-warzone

Some cucked boomer probably owns it feels good man

inject estrogen next time instead of downing hops syrup, it'll be better for you

>A million-dollar beachfront property

So it was probably a run down hovel

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+1. People vote for enrichment, enrichment is what they'll get.

Australia is becoming more nationalistic lads

>foreign interference legislation (getup + soros btfo)
>foreign donation legislation (china btfo)
>investment royal commission (banks and unions btfo)
>foreigners gtfo parliament (globalism btfo)
>angry chinks intentions shown

MAKING

AUSTRALIA

GREAT

AGAIN

Anyone going to the GC Milo event?

what does GC stand for

Goodcucking

fuck urself motherfucking bitch faggot

>(((Liberal National Coalition)))
>Doing anything that can even be vaguely considered as nationalistic

Lmao. It's all smoke and mirrors. Turnbull is just as much of a Chinese puppet as Dastyari.

>cenno debt collector
AMA

keep tuggin on your little pinko appendage cuck boy and let the men run the country, okay?

Any stories?

Coopers session ale was pretty good. Sparkling ale is also great.

Will do, bet you'd join in you gay cunt

Im going to fuck you until you love me faggot

Anyone with guns in qld want to take me hunting?

Shit is so nuts. Something is going wrong. Even in 1998 most full timers I knew doing factory work were on $30 an hour.
20 years later and every cunt is stoked to have a $24 per hour job?

Even qualified tradies are starting to hit these dogshit wages. Dudes installing kitchens and doing electrical work.

Anyone with guns in qld want to take me hunting/shooting?

> (You)
>what does GC stand for
Gold Coast

talk to this guy, he seems to be up for it

hope u got that big dick of yours to fit into this tiny winnie butthole of mine, daddy.

remember, i like it dry and rough. no spit. no lube. and 2x the speed in and out.

It's these property prices. I'm certain of it. It's having a cumulative effect. When a young family pays a million dollars for a home the money dosn't circulate in the economy.

What the fuck is this thread.

that's why we need to piss off the chinese so they yank their investments and make property more affordable

I farking told him 2 hours ago too

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China treats Australia like the white nigger country that they are. China is a technologically advanced super power. Australia is oi fuckin cunt me kangaroo left me.

>tfw earn $35 an hour working at the casino
sounds tough out there in the real world, guess I'm here forever.

>>China admits to monitoring DOZENS of Australian social media accounts of 'anti Chinese forces' who are 'twisting facts and using polluted language'
Oh fuck am I on a list?
I welcome the new Mongol overlords please don't behead me.

No its damage has already been done. People have spent most of the last years surviving and not building.
The money keeps going upwards and not swirling around in the economy like it's supposed too. A housing collapse would destroy the confidence in this 'money into property and upwards' system. But that's not happening.
>No new business
>No value adding
>No risky ideas
>No innovation
Just property, property, property. (+ immigration) It's a stupid fucking way to run a country.

considered it, but he seems pretty repetitive based off his interviews so don't really think I'd gain anything

as the tool that he is to highlight the issues of free speech, i feel he should be speaking more publicly not cordoned off in his own echo chamber that he accuses the left of doing

Don't worry mate. If China's economy crashes, ours does too. We are so reliant on China its not funny.

Yeah but that's living in a city. Also I bet people earned $35ph in 2000 at that same job.

Doing what?

>Yeah but that's living in a city.
Correct.

>Also I bet people earned $35ph in 2000 at that same job.
Incorrect, $18-$22 depending on experience