High school anime

>high school anime
>all girls have boyfriends

>sports anime
>all the boys don't really hang out that much and have girlfriends

>shut-in otaku decides to become more sociable
>succeeds
>final episode, ends going to a party with friends/girlfriend/e.t.c.
>looks directly at the camera "Wow. All I had to do was try."

Solid color pantsu.

>magic academy or mecha anime
>teenagers expected to deal in deadly use of force end up killing each other through tantrums, poor decision making and poor training
>the brass ends up realizing expecting so much of adolescents instead of adults was a big mistake.

>romance anime
>heartfelt confession and kiss
>"Wow, you're much better at kissing than your dad!"

>looks directly at the camera "Wow. All I had to do was try."

harsh

but fair

>harem anime
>MC is a somali

Purityfags and waifufags begone.

>girls wear jeans

"The audience" is mostly purityfags and waifufags man, jeez.

>harem anime
>in the final episode, all the females after MC end up going out with each other
>MC nearly commits suicide
>he is convinced not to by his male friend who was secretly homosexual and ends up kissing him on screen, and they go out

>Harem anime
>Girls get sick of the protagonist either not noticing their interest in him or acting callous and just hook up with someone else

>ruins Christmas
>I am really a demon

>greatest yuri romance of all time
>in the last episode some random dude confesses to the main girl
>she accepts

>there's a trap
>he has a masculine penis

That's why I hate them.

Then write an anime plot to troll them.

>NEET gets supernatural abilities
>Doesn't make any attempt to change his personality
>Pisses off all of his allies and gets stomped by the big bad

If only. Anime is so oversaturated with skirts it's getting a bit tiring. Jeans are sexy.

>Motivational anime about becoming successful in life
>Get shot by some niggers in the final ep
>There was a little foreshadowing at the first ep

That would make it better.

>isekai with tons of chapters of world building followed by the MC waking up before any shit can go down and continuing his life as a salary man

>harem anime

Comedy gold. I can't stop clapping.

>>looks directly at the camera "Wow. All I had to do was try."
Fuck you.

>It's another yaoi romance anime
>Finale comes
>Twist ending
>Everyone was a reverse trap the whole time.

i like it

Kek let it be done

>MC about to confess to girl
>Her triplets appear
>MC marries a man

>romance anime
>alien girl arrives to the earth
>MC dates alien girl for the whole show
>some random girl from school confesses in last 15 min of the last episode and he accepts
>alien girl's heart broken and leaves the earth

>any Kouji Seo manga

>anime original, two cour
>college setting
>MC's first semester, first time truly being in love and experience adulthood
>gradually a relationship develops, spurred on by MC's childhood friend, his best friend
>made out to be timid but compelling over the episodes
>gf is shy but genuine and energetic in personality, the kind no one can dislike
>great times are had as MC and gf explore their relationship
>tone is lovesick but cheerful throughout, of youth and joy and friendship
>relationship nears culmination, finally hinting at going beyond
>last episode, the day the night is planned for
>MC spots GF with some man while out shopping
>gf told MC she was bust, so this shocks him somewhat
>later on, gf ignoring his texts and calls, and friends can't reach her
>distress and worry hits MC, possibly even a revelation
>goes to gf's house on bicycle to confront her
>nearly there, he receives a call from gf
>she blatantly tells him she's breaking it off, that she's in love with another man
>there is an unsettling calm in her voice that leaves MC unable to form words
>MC reaches apartment and storms to the door, banging on it
>quiet
>then it opens
(Cont)

Well played, sir.

>it's MC's best friend, and he proclaims he's going to take be her first tonight, not MC
>apologizes insincerely, as MC stands in shock, seeing his gf half dressed behind his friend
>door is closed in his face
>after a while, he bangs on it, howling like wounded animal
>this goes on in a trance, as the animation now dips into surrealism
>suddenly clear, back to reality: sirens as police are arriving at
>MC sprints down to his bicycle, rides off
>arrives at the bridge he and gf took launches so often
>dusk is setting in; it's beautiful in sullen way
>after moments of contemplation, lifts bicycle and throws it over bridge
>this was the deciding action, his face is now calm
>stands up on ledge
>pan over to the river many feet underneath
>cut to black, audio out
>fade in to blurry, bubbling of the running water
>his bicycle, underwater, wedged between rocks is shown
>timelapse of it rusting, changing, deforming as sullen music plays
>close up of the chain, barely holding together as rust takes its toll
>finally, it gently breaks apart, a small cloud of rust dissipating throughout the water
>end credits

>a vampire sufferes a crisis
>he goes from one public space to another, proving that he exists in front of an audience
>no one ever believes he is a real vampire
>after 19 episodes of trying, he flips and just grabs the first person that makes eye contact, starting to drain her neck in front of a crowd
>luuuv happens
>they start spending all their time together
>series ends with both of them getting staked by the FBI and sent to cold storage

>MC is a pair of boy and girl
>both are going out with someone else
>had some flowery moment in first ep
>They never fall with each other, keeping the relationship platonic and goal oriented to the anime main focus
>maybe some melancholic look at each other here and there, but thats it.
>maybe their partner became jealous but they dispell the notion conpletely
>epilogue is them connected again in the MCgirl's wedding, where they hug and say thank you with each other and theres never gonna be an internal monologue that can be interpreted as nothing but mutual platonic trust
>???
>emotionally blueballed fans everywhere

>tomboy childhood friend wins

how is this a bad thing?

depends on cast tho

>otaku NEET is tasked with babysitting his neighbor's daughters for an extended period of time
>they are all traps

>magical girl anime
>in the last episode, it was all a delusion of a mid-aged woman in a psychiatric ward

not >"All I had to do was be myself"

lifetimemovie/10

But I'm always a sucker for abstract animation.

I'd say any "It was all never real" ending would work here.

Eh. This would quickly find its audience.

Her being a wacko grandma instead of a cute loli sad because it was just a dream is more effective in enraging fans, though.

>battle shounen
>bad guy turns good in the end

>high school anime with boys
>all of them are straight and not into girls
>fujos ship them
>in the graduation, they part ways to different places
>they all marry to women and have happy families
>they never see each other again
>no one is gay

Magic users

Water magician has a green color palette
Fire has a blue palette
Etc

I think I would kill myself if that actually aired.

>yuri harem with badass lead
>there's actually a winner
>it's the guy from To-Love-Ru

Jeans are not feminine though. Sure, an ass in a tight jeans looks sexy, but not cute. Know what I mean?

I have a waifu (like any longtime Sup Forums member worth his salt) and I'm not a purityfag.

>MC is hit by a truck and is sent to another world
>it's like Earth, except anime and manga don't exist
>capeshit everywhere

>School Idol anime
>all the girls get excited to be idolrus
>over the school year learn just how creepy the fanbase is and how sterile and devoid of meaning the shitty mass market bubblegum crap music is
>Girls slowly break into more respected fields of performing arts, stage plays, ballet, song writer, movies and leave the idol club one by one till only the founder remains alone standing on the school roof top and the screen fads away she just leans forward and lets go

HE WAS THE COOLEST GUY

There's a manga like this, the MC is the only one who doesn't have one and his only hope is the transfer student who doesn't have a bf. I don't remember the name though.

>gets hits by a truck again
>travels to another universe
>it becomes his way of travelling
>last episode hes stuck in a world without trucks
>tries to build a truck on his own
>finally after a few years he did it
>lets it roll from atop of a mountain
>dies

>>Main character is a neet
>>Gets sick of neet life

>>Goes on episode by episode to show his struggle to leave neetdom

>>Eventually shows him getting fit and asking out his crush

>>Last episode shows him as a happy businessness with a loving wife and children


It'd probably get Otakus to leave their basements and join the real world

Founder was too pure for this world
>Free at last

You know, that does actually sound like a nice idea, I think I would be genuinely disappointed if I watched that ending.

I'd laugh my ass off. Not at the senseless waste of human life, no, but at the cheer cheekiness of the writers for pulling that off.

> a typical shounen series with a typical shounen main character
> each episode ends with him learning some very cliched life lesson or moral from what happened, like it was directed to the viewer.
> last episode (introduction to a second series) is revealed that all that happened was actually nothing more than some very elaborate set up by an evil mastermind in order to brain-wash the hero, thus all those morals and lessons being purposely fake.

>underdog story
>MC becomes OP 5 episodes through

>Baseball anime
>Prodigy MC suffers a crippling injury early on
>MC promises Rival that he'll recover and beat his ass
>Rest of the anime is MC going through agonizing physical therapy with brief shots of Rival winning championships
>MC becomes bitter and drives away all his friends and his harem
>MC works his hardest and eventually recovers enough that he can walk short distances with a cane
>Epilogue has MC as a bitter old man; a stray baseball from a game among the neighborhood kids breaks his window

Not really. Who gives a fuck so long as it's hot?

>Romanace anime
>MC childhood friends loves him
>He's either blind about it or doesn't really care
>MC's bro asks childhood friend and she accpets
>MC gets pissy
>MC tries to fight his bro about it
>Gets rekt and cry
>Bro and childhood friend gets married and live a nice life
>MC kills himself for being a cunt

This ending is too much sad. Nobody would buy this, change it.

>Flamboyant looking faggots playing faggotball
Actually girls

These two are too sad and certainly would find some autists to find the anime deep or some shit.

>Generic romcom harem
>The MC is a shota
>The girls are all futanari
>The girls all work together and take turns pounding MC's boypussy
>MC gets pregnant, and gives birth to a girl
>She grows up into a futa and fucks her dad

>all of them are straight and not into girls
what

>Who is this trolling?

A love triangle with a typical MC, super hot and popular Tsundere and a chubby ara girl. The chubby ara girl wins over the popular Tsundere.

real life is so oversaturated with pants its a bit tiring.
skirts are sexy

Only if the somebody explains to the tsundere that they lost because she acted like a total cunt all the time.

>Anime based on manga
>Make a character from one page its own fully fleshed character that has more screen time than the MC
He sure trolled me

>anime is called pantsu party schoollife
>you never see any pantsu

The MC gets together with the Tsundere first. But she never loses her Tsun, which causes their relationship to fall apart. All the while, the MC grows closer to the ara girl.

I think skirts is a bit overused.
Doesn't have to be only jeans.
Some variety would be quite nice.

>anime remake of Avatar the Last Airbender
>artstyle is western-like

You forgot that the most irritating thing women can do is feel sorry for the guy who got beat up and side with him, even if there's a fucking good reason for the ass kicking.

>MC is very passionate about something but sucks at it. Has some romance-like tension with childhood friend
>his childhood rival is an asshole and is actually great at thing that MC loves doing
>MC swears that he'll beat his rival someday
>fails miserably every episode, but always improving and leaving the impression that he would eventually win through sheer willpower and effort
>last episode has a timeskip. In the last scene MC is working under his childhood rival, who continues to treat the MC like shit.
>his rival also married the MC's childhood friend.

mc travels with bad ass tsundere, they win final battle, shes secretly final boss, kills mc, the last thing he sees is her true form, actually way hotter. no sequal.

old pasta is old

Hell, you could have it be a full blown harem, with each relationship ending with MC explaining what went wrong.
>Tsundere is a bitch.
>Chuuni can't take anything seriously.
>Yandere is straight up mentally ill.

>martial arts anime
>characters are faced with the strongest enemy they will ever face
>they train for the ultimate showdown
>in a desperate underdog fight, with a miracle, hail mary maneuver they beat the foe
>everything returns to normal
>but an even stronger enemy appears!
>they train for the ultimate showdown
>in a desperate underdog fight, with a miracle, hail mary maneuver they beat the foe
>everything returns to normal
>but an even stronger enemy appears!
>they train for the ultimate showdown
>in a desperate underdog fight, with a miracle, hail mary maneuver they beat the foe
>everything returns to normal

and on and on and on and they also have magic plot device safety net that renders every problem they face meaningless

Skirts and dresses are lovely though. Don't you see enough jeans living in the west?

>love hina, but Mutsumi is chubby and she wins

This isn't trolling me. I want to see that.

>bunch of fujo looking characters
>first few episodes is bait for fujo, fags, SJWs and normies in general
>MC slowly becomes more and more of a psychopath each episode until its noticeable.
>one of the characters only eats meat, wears furs and attends anti-vegan rallies that performs acts similar to terrorism
>character that is shipped with MC in first few episodes believes in Scientology and has a business scamming stupid or religious people
>beta character is part of a cult that worships MC
>slowly give fujos their hope back
>the person making advances toward MC reveals that he is a neo-nazi
>MC flips his shit until he notices the nazi is also a girl
>she pins him down and he is raped off screen
>Final Episode:
>MC reveals that he was always a hardcore Christian and publicly denounces homosexuality ushering a new era of no homosexuals.
>Riots in distant areas where meat lover is throwing Molotov cocktails at vegans and is shot by police
>Scientologist bro performs subway bombing during speech
>Cult guy commits suicide on top of a building for all eyes to see
>Screen blacks out and each twisted character that died reveals that they had a romantic interest for MC.
>Lots of dominant sex with nazi girl
The end :^)

TL;DR

But user, people loved dragon ball z.

Could do that too. But it would be more traumatic to the Japanese fanbase if it was a full deconstruction focused on the Tsun girl.

>yuri anime
>characters look like irl dykes

>music anime
>don't play and they all admit they bought the instruments to look cool

brilliant, I love it

All I feel is incoherent rage when reminded that this exists, fuck everything about that adaptation.

>Harem anime
>Ends with no girls winning but finding out that the MC is a asshole and all leaving him for this best friend
>who happens to be a girl

>harem anime
>mc is some fat greasy asshole that fucks and cheats on every girl

I've seen some doujiins with a similar premise and I liked them.
The ultimate self-insert