RISK

Alright, you know the drill.
Name, color, location. We start at 4 players. Trip codes are encouraged.

Rashidun
Green
Alexandria

Egypt Alexandria, right? Added.

Danebro, Red, Crimean Peninsula

Yep, the only Alexandria the matters

Added.

I once fucked a chick from Romanian Alexandria so it matters a little.

Centcom, Orange, somewhere right around Virginia area because I don't know my states.

Imperium of Jesus Christ
brown
labrador

Added.

Here we go, boys. You may roll.

rollerino for JC

Fill Africa

Alliance?

Expand N up coastline.

You get a disease tile witch you may use once you're adjacent to another player. Also 15 for the 0.

Blue
Irish Imperium
Ireland

If I can Roll, roll to Fill Ireland, spill UK

Purple
Ireland
United Celtic States

Fill Eire and UK if possible

See but 5 tiles for the 2.

Ah fuck, i'm out lads

sorry guy, you're too late

Blue
South Germany
Alpine Confederation

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Secure Iceland, take more France, any further spill into Norway

Expand south along the coast.

fill Germany, expand to switzerland and N. italy

NAP?

expand south JC

yeah

Fill Arabia but don't touch Anatolia

Where is your plan of expansion?

Caliphate of BIXNOOD
purple
Sweden

I'll let you take the ny harbot man if you want to fuck with Ireland. It's pretty much Canada anyway should check with gm if taking Canada constitutes enough

Norway resists fiercely!!
Norway for Norwegians!!!

yes
Jesus Christ VS satanic redheads

>if you want to fuck with Ireland
Try me Bjorn

literally satan

Nice trips development in the Americas.

rollin
we /USA/ now

Fill denmark and Italian Peninsula, take Czech republic and prussia, expand to Baltics

jfc those two rolls in a ROW.
I just I expand prioritizing empty tiles, but I'm landlocked here.
rip.

can I also amend and drop my disease? or is that cheating. I only remembered I have it right now.
just like anywhere I'm about to die lol

*axe in head*
SEE YOU IN VALHALLA!!!

Defend first
Roll to fill Norway, spill into Spain

You have one more tile in Africa, I'm a generous OP. You can use your sick tile whenever and wherever you want as long as you touch borders with your opponent.

Fill Arabia

Where is your plan of expansion?

Blessed OP. I haven't played a risk game in 4-5 years and I was pretty disappointed with those GODLY JESUS ROLLS.

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not in Africa

Invade New York, MICK America

start to invade the satanic redheads
jesus vult

Reconquer Morocco, spreading E along the Mediterranean

Prussia is in the north, and I said Baltics, not Balkans

Go to baltics (area on the coast in North europe)

Fill west African coast
I'll starting moving west to defend Europe for the Mut nigger.

cool stuff my guy

Alliance against the Brown shits?

Sorry about that.

I've been forced out of my homeland. I agree to your terms. Leave me a little expansion room and I'll try to push back.

DEFEND THE IMPERIUM
USE DISEASED TILE ON OCCITANIA

Keep going east

Yes, that is understandable, Inshallah I will help you reclaim the new world.

Moar America

Once again, reconquer morocco but spill down Atlantic coast instead.

It's all good man

Expand east generally, no specific direction

Stalemate apart the disease tile in Occitania.

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Liberate Sweden from the Bixnoods. Spill east

reconquer new york and possibly hinder the centcom advance in spagna

Take Spain. If our militarized Walmart shopping carts are still rearing to fight, use our new boats to spill into Florida.

KILL DISEASE
spill into America moar

i just realised current africa looks like an inverted irish flag
FUCKING REDHEADED DEVILS

Continue the expansion east, don't take any land from Centcom.

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Moar America

completely secure America and, if possible, invade the irish homeland

South to balkans/greece, stop at Anatolia

Take Anatolia

Continue the plot to conquer spain, and retake the holy Florida land to boost stocks with shareholders

Shall we have peace borders between Greece and Anatolia?

Sounds good to me

Grey
North Turkey
Galatia

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You may roll.

Thanks for hosting my map also; this is interesting to see

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Start me as Circassia since I am swallowed; fill Caucusus

retake florida
continue invasion of the irish homeland

Defend against any Jesus nut invasions, but don't take more land. Acquire more empty Africa if leftover points.

Fill Greece and Balkans

Fill blank part of Africa

I see; do you have plans to head into east Europe and Caucusus or just Mediterrenean regions?

It is a great sin to attack a brother in Islam, you have my word of peace so long as you do not attack me or my ally.

>Greenland more powerful than the UK

>NOTICE FOR PLAYERS

I'm making a time-lapse gif of the risk so don't abandon thread at end of game.

Waiting on Irish.
It's a good map.

You mean like this?

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Fill balkans: Start south and move north

we MUST take scotland
to scotland brothers

Roll for rest of Africa

Beat me to it

Swallow the rest of the Caucusus, start to take Crimea

Take Irish-controlled France.

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Looking for permanent ally. Pitch me your suggestions