I love cute cakes!

I love cute cakes!

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>tfw at that age when "loving christmas cakes" becomes "dating within your age group ;_;

I'd settle even for 3D if she wears a labcoat these days

Do attractive 3D cakes (that aren't single moms) even exist?

>3D anything

>liking females that have failed at their only evolutionary role

yeah right

You failed at every single evolutionary role too, so what are you complaining about?

>3D me
I don't know how I live with myself.

That's nice

I want to marry a cake that is even more lewd than me.

What is your opinion on cake butt?

>tfw "loving christmas cakes" becomes "dating someone who's young enough to be your daughter"

>YFW you're slowly moving out of the target range even for cakes

If you want to look at it in a positive way, you're moving closer into the target range for goddesses.

She is actually several thousand y-old so I am on the target forever!

>It will be great for the first several months
>Sex every day 3-4 times wherever and whenever you happen to feel like it
>But you notice the edge going off after a while
>You're slowly start to feel fed up with all the fucking
>Testicles telling you that if you're not impregnated the bitch by now - anything more is a waste of bodily fluids
>Her appetite only grow stronger with time
>Ovaries tell her to pump babies fast until the imminent expiration hits
>Your dick is sore, you're tired all the time, lose weight, look sickly and feel malnourished
>Lower back require compresses and dry heat daily for a few month now
>You start looking for excuses to avoid your duties
>She's understanding at first, believing in your excuses that grow lamer with each passing day
>Without being able to sufficiently relieve her frustration - she goes into depression
>Starts doubting her value as a woman, constantly asks you if you still love her
>Seeking a release and a shoulder to sob into
>She cucks you with a sensual massage dude, genki fitness trainer or a dirty ossan plumber who knows all the right spots

Authentic cake

>Saggier tits
>Cellulitis ass no longer contained by young supple flesh and skin
>Wrinkles
>Loose vagina after 1-2 babies and a dozen or a few men developing smell fast
>Young ones are only available to you now for a monetary compensation
>They don't particularity look enthusiastic about it either going as far as to browse their phone or tsk while you're at it
>Almost always have kids
>You're expected to provide without having privilege to have any influence
>If kid says you go - you go

In 3D? Nah, nah.
Being a woman is fucking easy mode. If she hasn't nabbed herself a boyfriend to financially exploit by age 25, something is wrong with her. Horribly and legitimately wrong, not "oh no she worked too hard and didn't have time to date ;_;" wrong.

I've given up on 3D. The road is too perilous, the risks too high and the rewards negligible.

they can be attractive but theyre generally divorced already with kids.
in america at least women never get to be cakes because they are fucking random dudes nonstop and typically unplanned pregnancies are the norm.

Keep your fetish to yourself cuck.

>goddesses
>any of that

You lost me.

Because of faggots like you we can't have nice things

Age means nothing for 2D and 3D goddesses are unicorns.

Why are you mad and how am I responsible for you not having nice things?

Who cares? Marriage is a scam anyway.
If you have good genetics don't feel bad about being a womanizer.
If you have shit genetics well, sex isn't all that great anyway. Just buy an onnahole.

>sex isn't all that great anyway. Just buy an onnahole.
The counter-argument "how would I know if sex is all that great and that should regret having none?
I never tried it" puts normalfags into suspended state.

>cakes
>cute

What would a date or marriage with either Tearju or Mikado be like? I must know this.

Also I've never watched To Love Ru but have fapped plenty to though Trouble Teacher doujins, do either get a good amount of screen time?

I prefer cute moms.

Cakes are life.

Cakes make you fat.

>tfw wizards will never be considered cute

;_;

I am already fat

Cute, but not even best rail whore.

Why does she have haircut of death?

>haircut of death
u wot m8?

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Yes, they do. They're not as hot as anime cakes though.

but wizard-sensei charm person is a mere first level spell, surely you've memorized it already?

Kek, I hadn't noticed that before.

Oh my god...
I need those hips to bear my child.

yes

Go marry some cakes, they need love.

3D cakes are worthless and will tear you to pieces in divorce court. They're single for a reason.

Why would you think Im talking about 3D?

Why am I single?

Because you can't marry 2D.

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It seems that flat cakes only exist in 3d

2d has failed for once

That cow could feed a whole family with her milk.

Only me, actually.

>not impregnating your cake

More like feeding other titcows with her milk.

I wonder how close 8man is to scoring that cake.

Bumping for more cute cakes

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>3d
user, I...

Kill yourself

Fucking casual

What is most important in a cake?

I think its the lips.

The cream filling.

Too big

Never

Bet you don't even have a source for that cake

And to top this off, i'm still a kisless virgin.

My ancestors are dissapointed in me for killing the family line, but at least i still have my 2D girls to look at until i die or go blind.

Too gay

I prefer my cakes older and dominant while simultaneously being my boss at work.

It's unconventional but cranberry sauce goes great with cake

Was she right?

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>you will never welcome Sawa-chan home after a hard day at school
>you will never share the meal you made
>you will never crack open some beer and listen to her unload about her day
>you will never laugh at her latest 'stupid Yui' jokes
>you will never decide to go out, even though it's a weeknight
>you will never watch her squeeze into her old punk rock outfits
>you will never take her to a concert
>you will never watch her headbang with abandon in the front row
>you will never walk home with her as she gushes about the band
>you will never make sloppy drunken love
>you will never cuddle and hold hands after sex
>you will never listen to her confide her fears about getting older
>you will never fall asleep with Sawa-chan in your arms
>you will never wake up the next morning to see Sawa-chan scurrying out the door because she's late for class.... again

Cake sensei is always best girl.

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meant to be eaten

Are cakes an age group or a body type?

So so good. I bet sensei invites him back to her apartment after graduation to give him his first taste of liquor and then fucks his brains right out.

age group