Which snek?

which snek?

i'd say both,

but let's be honest would any one of you really be able to survive a night with these two at the same time?

Neither. Ilias was right.

Left is objectively superior.

Left.

Alice, no contest.

Left, no doubt. Right is sub-par and cannot be compared to Alice in any way.

trouser snek

Nadeko.

neither

> Miia
YES
> Alice
sadly, NO

Alice wipes the floor with Miia.

This isn't even a contest. She is so much better.

It's not really fair to pit the best girl against the worst girl.
Also, I much prefer Alice's nopan to Miia's weird snek panties.

Alice. She has more character and a better story.

Left.
Tsundere made right

Tail pussy.

Checkmate

Alice, Mia a shit.

Lamiae are shit.

>no ribbon

Monster Musume is shit, but definitely Miia. MGQ is gross shit and Alice is too edgy.

Can't use right as a sleeping bag for cold nights.

Right snek.

Miia no contest.

You should play MGQ, it's pretty good.

Happy now?

I don't remember Alice being particularly edgy, unless you chose to be a retard. The slime is the edgy one. Also, Alice has things like gluttony and pride that I find quite endearing. What does Miia have to offer, beyond being a generic waifu?

Who hasn't played MGQ by now?

Apparently those two. There's no other explanation for their choice.

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Which of them is anatomically correct?

Gotta go with Miia. Alice is an annoying tsundere bitch.
Besides, Granberry was best girl.

only true patrician
REMOVE SUBHUMANS

This one

Hora > Darling

In what way?

I don't know anything about monster shit but I choose the left

Do you really want to see a snake pussy?

>Miia
>petty and insecure

It's too bad that Miia would never have to face superior snek that is Alice

I dare you to post it.

Red Snek

Left. Miia a shit

>What does Miia have to offer, beyond being a generic waifu?

She can cook

We've all been here long enough to see our share of weird porn.

Stop. I'm not deprave yet.

loliAlice

Oh, why didn't you ask about cloaca? I would bet Alice has one, she has every kind of pussy, so it wouldn't be odd for her to have it.

How embarassing.

Feel free to leave and don't come back until you have an adequate picture of a female snake's reproductive anatomy.

Taken by yourself.

I have a feeling that would end in pic related.

Wasn't Miia's cooking also dangerous? Or did she get better?

Truly horrifying

>horrifying
You had one job.

I remember this was getting an anime or something?

The one on the left, I mean.

Truly arousing?

In an utmost fear-inducing kind of way?

The only correct choice

>vore
Remove the whole part about dying and I'm game. Why would you want to die nigga?

This. If you have a monster girl waifu and wouldn't even climb into her fleshy insides then I don't know what you're doing. Just trust her not to actually eat you.

Miia is a quirky, nice girl. Alice is a bint.

Alice is a nice girl, Luka is just an idiot.

Dubs confirms tailpussy snake is better

Miia is an annoying retard. I'm not a fan of broken records who nearly kill their friends on a daily basis.

Purple naga waifu

This one.

Blue interior decoration > red/pink interior decoration.

You can't prove me wrong.

I'm not claustrophobic at all but I doubt I would be able to avoid freaking out anyway.

The better question is, which Mom is better?

im more into mammals

You'd have to have an incredible amount of trust for your partner for sure, but if you've reached that point then I'd say it's actually more minor than something like watersports. This is coming from someone who is pretty claustrophobic.

Miia of course

Ara ara~ You're not attracted to an old snake like me, are you?

>touch

>not posting the right pic

This is the best snake

>nearly kill their friends on a daily basis.
there's that meme again

I wonder if people who choose Miia ever play MGQ

Alice is far more powerful than Miia

Yes, that's why I chose Miia. Alice is evil used-goods and a total edgelord. Plus all the fetish-pandering with prostate-play, vore, etc, annoyed the fuck out of me.

I'm more of a Monster Girl Encyclopedia man myself anyways.

>Alice is evil used-goods and a total edgelord

what?

>vanillafags

Miia is such a sweetheart

Both

But you only have 1 dick, how do you stop one getting jealous and going full Yandere

just have them take turns is one solution.
alternatively accept my equivalent of the boat ending and enjoy the ride while it lasts.

this one

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>before it embraces you

What does that mean?

It's obvious.

Literal fuck slut compared to cute virgin snek. Such hard decisions here.

fpbp
Same, both are equally great in my views.

Yes

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Paradox translation never

>wanting to reproduce with cold blooded scaley rough monstrosity thot
How i pity snake posters

Do you like dog?

Why can't vh get it right?

>monstrosity
Yeah believe it or not some of us actually have a thing for monster girls. Now go back to fucking your dog Cleetus

Well will you look at what just released.
Mantis was better

Epilogues when?

Alice because Mia is the worst girl but her "mouth" scares me.

>her "mouth" scares me.
Which one?

The one that vores you

Right. She won't try to eat you.

KILL IT WITH FIRE