Cracked.com Fired All Of Its Writers

Wow, Cracked.com BTFO! This is a great day. One of our main enemies has been completely gutted. Word is, they got bought out by a conservative company and then fired all of the writers because of the SJW propaganda they've been pushing for the past four years. Rumours about that David Wong is probably next. Great day!! Wow!!

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more jobless people, wow, great

Large if bonafide

It's amazing how far that Cracked.com actually fell, beginning to end. They had something really good going, then they went SJW, then they started taking user submissions over actual writers doing their jobs. Genuinely, if they didn't become pants on head retarded, they'd probably have continued doing quite well. Nobody wants to hear about SJW shit when they're looking to laugh or learn.

I used to love cracked's scientific articles they posted way back when I was a teen. They had a lot of good top ten lists in the past. But they fell apart and became sjw trash so quickly I could not even recognize the site anymore in a matter of weeks. What the fuck happened? Were they bought by CNN or something? Anyway, if this is true then thank god. Bury that fucking low-T soyboy faggot swamp.

Maybe they should have picked a real job and gotten a real education. Maybe if they are Lucky Huffpo,Buzzfeed or Cnn will take them.

so they gave a liberal ceo a bunch of money, and let criminals off scott free, so we can't trace traitors by their employment

How did David and John go from something awesome like PWOT to a giant piece of shit """""""""comedy"""""""" site like Cracked? Is it just getting older? Do David and John regret it?

It makes me really sad to see how far they fell. Around when GG hit was went it got too much for me to handle. There was an article that was just another one of their bullshit lists until the very last point which then became the author ranting about stupid GG shit and I just had enough. Didn't help that despite liking Wong's writing he started sniffing his farts pretty hard and became obnoxiously self righteous.

I just hope Seanbaby made it out ok wherever he is.

Holy shit, they gave the axe to JF Sargent. That's great news, that cuck was insufferable. All I need now is to see that Luke McKinney has been fired, or God willing, beaten with heavy mining equipment and left bleeding in the moonlight, and I can break out the champagne.

Surprised to see John Cheese let go. Wasn't he supposed to be Wong's best friend since childhood or some shit?

>what happened
Jews

Cracked.com used to be /oursite/ way back in the day before that John Cheese faggot took over and the old guard was fired and replaced by a bunch of SJWs.

so will they be getting less or more leftist?? more or less propaganda?? They were insanely compromised already

Sounds like maybe they cleaned the shills out of their staff

Dude, did you read Seanbaby's last 2-3 articles? He'd gone full SJW, and his writing had become indistinguishable from other whiny faggot's there.

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forums.cracked.com/viewtopic.php?f=21&t=184226&start=40

>Have a really good thing going on, with large viewerbase, writers that are beloved (eg. Seanbaby), and series that have a large and loyal viewerbase (Agents of Cracked, Does Not Compute etc. etc.)
>2008: Enter David Wong
>Site begins a gradual decline into SJW retardation, slowly going from pieces that are about Five Times Animals were Used as Weapons, to Sixteen Ways White Men are Literally Hitler
>Obama wins second term, go balls-deep in the social progressive agenda
>Site starts alienating viewers, eventually loses most of the faces that made it popular, with the last remaining dregs being laid off
SJW-pandering; not even once.

Another dark day for freelance writers, regardless of political inclination...

>What the fuck happened?
Social "sciences"

Like I said, I haven't read Cracked since GG and honestly most of my contact with him was through EGM when that was still good.

It does break my heart to hear he's been turned too. I wonder if his black girlfriend had anything to do with it.

End the jews memeing, it was funny at first, but now every newfag actually thinks there is a jewish conspiracy in the world. I hate American Jews that are all corrupt liberal cucks, but I love Israel. They are a Jewish ethnostate that advances the world constantly, all the while existing in the arab infested middle east being attacked on all fronts. I want a white ethnostate just like their jewish ethnostate, and I want our states to be allied. That is my dream.

Looks like they cracked.

Damn dude, we are looking real fucking good for the future my boys. Our culture is slowly destroying this parasitic gender bender sex cult of a political party until it's rotten and vile and disgusting. The counter-culture rejects your retarded faggot bullshit. It's over, you will fight it and lose. We are restoring some fucking order and sense back into this world. Tap out you vile rats.

There was a thread here saying it shut down that got deleted.

Where's the salt? Do these guys have instagrams?

I used to enjoy cracked until it turned into cucked. I hope every person who had a hand in it's death is left homeless and dead in a gutter, but no doubt those fucks will find themselves in other corners of the internet seeking to undermine and destroy whatever they put their hands to, because it's what they do.

Good goy.

Holy shit, please be bait

CHARLES

We heading towards a golden age, Family.

That and his residence in San Francisco, yes. It's actually surprising he stayed good as long as he did. But he was POZ'd in the end..

Carlos!

Not an argument

Rumors
Fake news
Sjw


We’ll see.

>now every newfag actually thinks there is a jewish conspiracy in the world
There literally is, though. I knew this well before I came to Sup Forums.

David Wong is not horrible for a normie. Anyway interesting if true. White tide rising.

>they even fired the guys that have been there since its brief magazine revival
I smell a sale in the near future.

I suppose it's a good thing he only writes one or two a year, if he was still as prolific as he once was I don't think I could take it. I eventually had to stop following him on twitter since he seems to bitch about Trump for a living.

good
I hope they become homeles and destitute
end up in an illegal "collective living" warehouse like Ghost Ship
then let some junky fall asleep with a cig on his pallet, burn the whole place down and all the shitlibs inside

this makes me happy!

You have been brainwashed by memes if you can't understand my stance on this. Remember, you are on a chinese cartoons imageboard. Not every opinion on this website is redpilled.

Fuck me I think he's serious.
Say it with me user-
N E W F A G

So, Trump curse is real?

I miss the old Cracked...

Leave faggot.

Wong and Cheese were fine when they had their own site. They wrote some great stuff.

that use to be a good site but that was a long time ago

Obligatory

And this because Likud is in power!
Oy gevalt...

Gawker gone
Cracked gone
Polygon and Kotaku when?

Gamergate always wins

lol they were never regarded as anything powerful enough to be considered an inconvenience let alone an enemy.

Brainlets who are actually controlled by memes

Oh shit I might have to start reading cracked again.

They got bloated with listless leftists writing stupid socialist faggotry into everything, and that doesn't make the big monies. So they cut the fat. This will happen to EVERY industry that has been infected with SJW faggotry.

maybe they'll continue to vote left no matter what and are completely incapable of realizing their errors or socializing with actual people who don't belong or identify with a memegroup

Why stop at just CNN?

>but I love Israel

>listless
Interesting choice of words.

gee who would have thought that going full leftist identity politics full transzirshim88 would lead to sites destruction
>protip we all like to laugh at ourselves no matter our base ideology stick to the funny avoid pandering

Damn that gave me some mean nostalgia

>What the fuck happened
I can pinpoint exactly when it started going bad and that was when John Cheese started posting "pity me" articles about growing up poor and how his life was so hard. That shit went gangbusters and I suppose Wong thought there was a market for it and doubled down on the socjus.

Cheese lost his comedic ability when he started going to AA (around the time they moved from pwot). It's sad, but it's true.
Just like how anything Steven King wrote worth reading was back when he was coked up.

Does a single one of you even remember when Cracked was a magazine, or realize that it was?

From a site that used to actually have decent to read articles. Then went full SJW and JUSTED it's self.
They had it coming.

>particularly a lot of those based on LA

I detest Katie Willert

Yeah, it's sad. desu I didn't even stop going to cracked due to a political stance. I stopped going long before I became remotely redpilled, it was simply that it became boring. I stopped going like 2013 or 2014 so I probably wouldn't have even seen the worst of it. Christina H and her shitty anecdotal lists, the whiteknights and the deleted messageboard posts were bad enough.

It was what you bought when MAD was gone.

only those of us who were mid to late teens in the ending year of your post fellow oldfag

I forget who said this, but somebody once said that any institution that is not explicitly right-wing will become left-wing. This is more or less what happened here.

err no..MAD was always the entry level humor for normal people

whereas Cracked had more irreverent shit, truly funny and less mainstream, MAD was always full of just unfunny shit that grandpas wrote

The gas chambers aren't real newfag
There is a conspiracy of the Jew elites

Why don't you like Israel? They fight arabs constantly from all sides, innovate constantly in technology and science, don't take shit from anybody, and are antagonized by the entire world, especially liberals. They set an example for the power and influence an ethnostate can have. A tiny one at that. The 6 Day War is hilarious to read about, and I have loved the country ever since I first did. Every single citizen has been in the military and knows how to protect themselves. It is a dream ethnostate surrounded by hell. If they were not antagonized constantly they would have a utopia by now.

Middle aged manchild trying to keep up with his fellow kids

Sad!

I preferred it to Mad as a child, and it remains the only place I've ever seen use the word bronski. It was my dad's favorite as a kid too.

Meme conspiracy nonsense. You might as well be a flat earther you imbecile.

>we still need freelancers doing their thing

Leftists really are the groups that thrive on slave labor the most, aren't they?

Cracked itself never constituted an enemy, but subverting it was a large victory on the part of our enemies. They took the site that featured lists of the most badass soldiers in history, and turned it into a lite version of Everyday Feminism. They bloodied our noses pretty bad with that one.

That's why any failure and hurdle Cracked is currently having should be celebrated. We fucking deserve this schadenfreude, and we will goddamn revel in it.

I used to like cracked, then they starting turning into absolute SJW shit. That was a shame, glad they're gone now

Wow that is ironic comparing it to today

I weep for the cracked that once was, cheer for the death of the monstrosity it became.

F

P.S. I cant believe how fucking delusional they can be, blaming their failing on the "adpocalypse"

where the fuck do i go to get cool stupid bullshit like browsing old cracked during lunch it's all been razed

Funny I used to visit this site for the odd good article or video. It wasn't great but it was decent enough. When they went full SJW over the past 2-3 year, especially during the presidential election, the site became insufferable and not even remotely entertaining. Haven't been there in years, when will outlets realize that SJWs are a bad audience to cater to? They don't care abou your content, they don't care about your ideas, they don't care about your employment, they are only satisfied with your submission and once they have it they more often than not claim victory and turn their attention elsewhere.

>Check on cracked every once in a while to see if the funny comes back
>Checked today
cracked.com/blog/4-wtf-lessons-world-teaches-us-about-sexualizing-teens/
Why do these people always talk about how virginity is nothing special because hymen's can tear easily which apparently means that a girl who doesn't have sex but likes to bike has the same vagina as someone who gets dicked every week?

I used to check Cracked daily many years ago. One day I went to the home page and it had not one single comedy article for that day's content except for a user-submitted photoshop content. Never went back. And this was before I learned how leftist it did wind up being.

Somebody's taking the term "culture war" way too seriously.

That's atrocious, holy shit. They deserve it.

The magazine MAD was far superior to Cracked when the two competed head to head on the newstand. MAD had all the best artists.

In the internet era, Cracked completely reinvented its brand, and went from being a sub-tier MAD to its now familiar approach digging up interesting science and history factoids, and creating cool lists.

So far as I know, MAD never really developed much of a web prescence.

They manipulate our politics to the advantage of our own country, and have kept us in an alliance that has given us dozens of enemies and exactly zero allies. The creation of Israel was more or less how modern Islamism got started, and all we have suffered from it can be laid at Israel's feet.

Guess that's a perspective thing. I always found Cracked as the Street Shark/Biker Mice to Mad's Ninja Turtles. I found it genuinely hilarious. Though I don't think I was reading them past 15.

Guys... I hesitate to ask but whatever become of Michael Swaim? Please tell me he's not one of them.

Build your own site and invite contributors. All cracked's good old articles are still about. You just have to do some digging for them. I couldn't actually access any of my old articles directly through cracked. Had to use google.

Dude, cracked was the most visited comedy website in the world.

Swaim's explicitly mentioned in their forums as one of the casualties.

Don't waste your time on stormfags. There's a difference between (((jews))) and israelis.

yep, Cracked will always be a magazine to me. Wasn't as good as Mad, but it was still great in it's own right.

I mean did he start spouting social justice shit or did he stay out of it?

is that the aylium from Splice?

There are literally only 2 reasons you'd be posting on Sup Forums with what you just wrote:

1. You're a paid employee of either a government agency or dem media rag (Shariablue, Media Matters, OpenFoundation).
2. You're an indoctrinated, liberal idiot.

So, which is it?

Yes, go check his twitter. Swaim went on the crazy SJW train faster than anyone which is a real shame because he was doing things like web soup years before it existed and then suddenly stopped to become what he is now.

USS Liberty

Yeah but he never stood out to me as an raging sjw as much as the others.

Motherfucker, did it really get THAT bad?