You have 10 seconds to be as white as possible

You have 10 seconds to be as white as possible

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I like watching wife with black men and I take her son to school every day

Who let these niggers onto the course? Mike, Tom let's play through

I have 2 IRA accounts. Roth and traditional.

I talked to my dad today before we left for our separate jobs

*pays taxes*

I disrespect my parents and can't wipe my own ass properly

Honey, I'm home.

> Be Me
> Care how the S&P is doing
> Have opinions on high frequency trading

* Rolls his blanket, ties it up, stick a onahole in it and fucks it *
I literally just got done doing that.

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Communism has failed in every country it was tried.

I prefer mayonnaise over ketchup on my fries

I got pulled over twice (Once in Kansas, other in Texas) for going 45 mph over the limit.

Let off with a warning both times kek

i used to unironically have that photo as my facebook profile picture and im not mormon

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On sunday I went bird hunting and fly fishing with my hunting dog, listened to a book on tape about vikings on drive home in my F150, cooked the pheasant using a cookbook, and got to work early on Monday. pic related.

I have a job, good relationships with both of my parents, I enjoy shooting, I’m also halfway through a degree in communication with an emphasis in video production and I’m a British guy that moved to Idaho, I’m also Mormon and virgin by choice

Just finished a cotton deal with Jim from New Orleans.

That’s beautiful user, I wish were white an not brown so I could enjoy those things too

whiter than you, ahmed.

you can do whatever u want bro - dont listen to the nat soc wannabe nazi retards on pol

I love the antiques roadshow

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FUCK MY WIFE!

Hey son, would you like mayonnaise or mustard on your sandwich? Alright, I love you!

I just finished raking leaves.

Looks like fun user but really
>current year
>F150
Get a Tacoma m8

I love dairy products.

HUNNA CENT WHITE BOIII

*creates wealth where there is none*

But I wish I were pure Aryan so I could be a pure white Aryan nazi on Sup Forums

0% here. i'm polish.

Why don't they just get a job?

Comfy

I don't need Ancestry or whatever you amerifags use to reassure myself that I'm white. My family can just tell me of my larger extended family

if you wanna be like the nat soc nazi wannabes on pol all you have to do is avoid girls, hang out on /r/the_donald more, and cry while you jerk off

>I saw a Burger King commercial for a Double Cheeseburger on TV,
>the Meat on the TV was 1/2" outside the bun!
>I get to Burger King and I order the Double Cheeseburger. When I get it the Meat is like the size of Krystals and it 3/4" inside the Bun!

>Should I sue?

My credit score is 738

my wife is black

I prefer my potatoes with salt.

I would expect Satan’s wife to be a negress

But at least you would be Aryan.

Organic avocados.

I have made deviled eggs

>You have 10 seconds to be as white as possible
Hello. Yes, is this where I come to express my guilt for being born white?

Look at my big house! It's really nice and quite because I have no children.

im going to eat a tomato sandwich and binge watch friends. the intro song with cause a odd melancholy feeling but i will ignore it. by season 4 i will think about suicide but wont do it

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So many hwhite people in this thread.

I make a decent wage which I use to support my wife and kids, who live in a house I bought. Also, my criminal record doesn't contain any felonies.

I'm driving a Volvo listening to NPR

*votes Trump*

Hi there

I changed out all the undercarriage fluids on my vehicle today.

Lot of them are nogs and spics larping. Me personally, I'm pale as a ghost, full 14 not quite 88 tho.

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when I stroll by someone while walking my golden retriever, I tighten my lips and give a curt nod

He didn't say prove that you're asian.

Watch out, I just came off 3 day ban for off topic post.

I'm going to ski from my job to my home to see my wife and kids.

so you posted the pe pe pe pe pe google translate thing too eh?

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My parents set up a trust fund for me before I was born.

I do that...

I'm not lactose intolerant. I drink Milk.

I am the only one in my group of "friends" at the most cuck-liberal school in Ohio (that banned all fraternal activities last year for somebody who spray painted "MAGA" on a wall /bittersweet victory/) that voted for Trump. Lost some "friends" in the process.

I like me a tacoma as much as the next dude, my first truck was a T100, and I think half my buddies have tacomas, but I got my 2010 f150 pretty much for free w/ 35k miles, from my old boss who was dyin and gave it to me for helpin him out. He passed in the Spring of 2011. I just cut wood for him with his hydro log splitter, ran his dogs, helped him sell a bunch of his construction equip at garage sales. He was a good friend and mentor, taught me to bow hunt elk, had a cool spot in the mountains, so I never thought of it as work, just helpin a friend out. He just straight up gave me the title to it that winter, wouldnt let me refuse it. he was a good man. Harry was his name. miss him.

I found a wallet on the street and returned it to its rightful owner

F=ma

I practically built the entire modern world single-handedly but still feel undeserved guilt when non-whites bitch and complain about me

>creates every important modern day invention

I always wear pants and have freckles on my legs.

Here's my best Sup Forums white person impression: I hate amerimutts, niggers, and jews. White power!.

TYR > THOR
FUCK OFF NEO-PAGANS WILL NEVER BE REAL PAGANS

I just elected to pay taxes for buying out of state amazon products

Trump is shill

My book is out of batteries

I am able to write this sentence due to receiving education

Croquet can be such a competitive sport

Sorry,
White people can only be Jewed so far,
you know,
before we stand up and do something about it!

Lol
I saw pic and posted "momi open milki bobs?"
But I was shitposting/trolling leftypol HARD, and mods hate that.

>on Sup Forums being racist
Hi, user. You must be new here.

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I hate spices in my food

I work at least 40 hours a week

Thx non-white

>I hate spices in my food

Not this shit again... the Romans used to pay top dollar for imported pepper from India, and Europeans have been seasoning their food ever since

Hi how are you guys all doing? Can you understand what I am saying? Yes? Well that's cuz I speak fucking English bud.

I have never been arrested, because I've never broken the law above the level of an infraction.

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when i grow my beard out, it's red.

golf

When I need to brush by someone I say excuse me

Wife. House. Job. Second Kid in the way. gg no re

You ever been to a white person's home on Thanksgiving? They hate spices. Who cares about what Romans did two thousand years ago?

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Yeah we don't usually spice much A

sorry for my privilege eh

>either of those shits on wheels
GMC sierra or you’re a poorfag

I unironically listen to John Mayer and like it

Now THOSE are some Huwhite nipples