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So why do people like to push the "Jotaro has autism" meme ?

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because they're autistic and hate him because it's cool to.
autistic is just the word of choice because that's the new retarded

Can you blame us for proyecting?

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That and the "Jotaro is edgy" meme. I don't understand.

at least i tried

because he's the bestest

>Gyro gets real horny one night
>ACrippleIsFine too.jpg
>waits till Johnny is asleep
>Gyro lifts Johnny up, and starts thrusting
>theabsolutemadman.gif
>johnny meanwhile is just sleeping
>notices his little johnsen is waking up for the first time in forever
>Gyro is moaning in Italian when he hears something very concerning
>the small sound of cripple cock pushing against pants
>Gyro comes to his senses, and feels a sense of disgust
>Jonny wakes up confused
>with his slight control of his legs lunges down in defiance of what's lifting him
>a stand appears, summoned by the spinning rotation of legs
>nutbreaker.png
>both of them cum
>Johnny gets knocked down as they hit the ground
>Next morning Gyro just says that Johnny had a weird dream.

Jotaro DOES sort of show traits for autism but thats not all that special for JoJo's.

Jotaro does and says things betas on the internet would never do
and anything a beta wouldn't do is 'edgy' to them

>weird dream

the only thing weird in here is you

TIL I'm autistic

This is objectively Doppio's only redeeming quality.

Prove me wrong.

Johnny = Giorno > Gappy > Jolyne > Joseph > Jotaro > Josuke > Jonathan


Nutman > all

It's funny

Nah he has another redeeming quality.

Jotaro is undisputably socially awkward and shows traits associated with autistic people. This is intentional, it's right in his character bio.
That doesn't mean he actually has autism. He's just an awkward teenager who wants to be left alone and study dolphins in peace but is too strong and handsome for his own good.

He is definitely on spectre. But he still best boy

Hey Yasuho, I know that enemy was hard... but I beat him... did I do good?

Why do I feel so weird...

Joseph > Johnny > Jolyne > Giorno > Jonathan > Jotaro > Josuke

I'd put Gappy between Jolyne and Giorno probably.

hey guys, i might sound crazy, but i think i may be onto something. have you ever seen doppio and diavolo in the same room together?

That boipussy is his most redeeming quality.

This is silly, Gyro would never rape anyone.

If you're going to write a copypasta about Johnny being raped, write about the nurse guy renting him out to anyone who'll pay while telling Johnny to be grateful for the only sex he'll be getting from now on.

I would not call Jotaro awkward.
sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

Off the top of my head, the main two were Jesus still being in Morioh and time travel. The evidence for Jesus was that the story of Johnny was said to be mostly legend, and as we've seen with Norisuke's mother who exchanged his curse and died people who die from the Rock Disease look suspiciously like the Holy Corpse. Johnny stashed the Holy Corpse under one side of the meditation pine on the Higashikata estate, and coincidentally that's also where the Higashikatas exchange their curse and the only time we've actually seen that side of the tree was when Norisuke was cured. The theory is that the US agents confused Johnny and Jesus' corpse because the Rock Disease made them look similar so they took the wrong one back to America and Jesus is still buried just beneath the meditation pine, and is the source of the equivalent exchange phenomenon in the ground there and growing the Rokakaka there filled it with Jesus power which is why the grafted Rokakaka is so much stronger than the regular ones. Grafting is also used as a metaphor in the New Testament to describe the conversion of all Gentiles into Jews, take that connection as you will.

The time travel theory and flashback/forward man are linked heavily to the Jesus theory. If Jesus is under the meditation pine, the only living people who would know are Norisuke, Kaato and Jobin. Since both Jobin's parents are still alive and he has facial scarring, they must have found another way to cure him, most likely via the kid Kaato killed. So Kaato killed someone else to save her own life and Jobin seemingly has heavy ties to everything else going on regarding Rock Humans and Rokakaka, so he probably knows the true nature of the source of the equivalent exchange ie Jesus. The idea is that he wants a grafted Rokakaka to fuse with Jesus. Josefumi was shown breaking apart to save Kira, but outside the flashback everyone keeps saying that Kira broke apart to save Josefumi which we see with his corpse.

1/2

I never knew what oleasure is to post im jojo threads while shitting industrial sized logs

So close

I still demand Mista posters get the sextuple 4 GET, and thus a new form of chaos can be born

because he does
he and I are almost exactly the same in most ways

I seriously hope joshuu is not killed off. not even memeing but having that social sperg get killed off while he was just becoming a madman and growing up would hurt.

jotaro > johnny > joseph > gappy > giorno > jonathan > josuke > jolyne

though i love all of them except for jolyne

Therefore, something else must have happened between the end of the flashsback and Josuke waking up. What's the one event we see happen in that time? F L A S H B A C K M A N. Josuke is seen still buried looking up at this ominous looking guy, who many believe might be Jobin fused with Jesus, and the face at the end of the chapter before Yagiyama first appears that we just assume is Yagiyama actually looks nothing like him, the hairline and eyelashes are an exact match with Josuke's face. So the assumption is that the two go back in time at some point, but how? Damo mentioned that Josuke's Stand inherited some of the properties of Kira's when one of his bubbles popping shattered his glasses but wasn't enough to actually hurt someone. If part of Killer Queen lives on in Soft & Wet, then maybe that part is Bites the Dust?

The time travel stuff is more of a stretch but I firmly believe that Jesus is still in Morioh.

2/2

>Favorite Color: Any Transparent
reflects his character
fucking nothing

Sounds like someone sperged out at the end of part 6

Am I alowed to husbandofag hayato?

Some of Jotaro's funniest moments are his inappropriate and awkward reactions to things, and this is partially why he beats Daniel D'Arby in poker.

Honestly, I never found Joseph to be the least bit funny or endearing, but I consistenly laughed my ass off with Jotaro in Parts 3 and 4,

best girl

??? I don't know what you mean. You should drop it.

STOP IT REEEEEE

Jolyne was great though.

I get you, but he's just a stoic asshole.
Go watch an old Clint Eastwood movie

Anyone have the source or the artist of pic related?
Reverse image search didn't work.

this is the face of an autistic man

Jolyne > Johnny > Jotaro > Giorno > Josuke > Joseph > Jonathan

>Kira that low
>Superfly Dude right above him
>Esidisi that high
>OG Zeppeli at the top
>Diavolo that high

What terror is this list and where is it from

i read it many years ago, i thought it was dumb but it wasn't a big deal, i just didn't like stone ocean in general. not like it matters since we're probably never going back to that universe anyway

No.

Why not?

>Hates being touched and responds extremely poorly to it, very rarely initiates physical contact or closeness
>Also hates people talking and arguing and responds extremely poorly to it
>Incorrectly believes that other people are pretty much psychic and always know what he's thinking
>Stares and glares inappropriately
>Doesn't talk much
>Repeats phrases and trivia extensively
>Insists on sameness and hates his routine being disrupted, like when he had an exact copy of his school-uniform made in the middle of the desert and how he only wears other modified school-uniforms
>Often comes across as excessively harsh, insensitive and blunt when it isn't intentional
>Low empathy
>Little interest in socializing, but can and does grow to care about his friends

Worked for me

>when your last villain was Bowie so you make the next villain Bowie as well
Araki should have continued the trend and make ever villain Bowie

Jolyne > everybody else.

Results of my 1-7 part character sorter
Damo makes a guest appearance because I love that guy and he's not in the quiz
Zeppeli is one of the best mentor characters to exist, they're usually fucking snores.

not an attempt at an objective list, i realize 100% of other jojofags would say i have shit taste, but it's just my opinion

Meant to reply to you

>Nutman becomes a man and sacrifices himself making you proud
>But at the same time you dont want him to die
What a complicated feel

We're getting the raws for Chapter 61 tomorrow right?

is it because you can't empathize with a woman?
and your list is far from super terrible or anything, I just never see Jolyne last

He's a nutman though and through

Nah, she's a criminal and worst of all she touches herself

It is the dawn of a new age.

That's what I thought yesterday.
Probably though

Come on dude, Jolyne's my favorite JoJo too but there's no point in arguing or trying the sexism card on someone who's in all likelihood a speedreader.

ITS OUT

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Pucci arent you supposed to be erased?

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He doesn't sound like a speed-reader. A lot of people's issue with Jolyne is that she's a chick. That's why Japanese fans aren't huge on her.

You don't need muscles to be manly!

giorno > jotaro > jolyne > johnny > gappy > jonathan > josuke > joseph

>go watch an old Clint Eastwood
I did, Clint is one of my favorite movie icons, and that's part of why Jotaro is so funny.
Because so much of his character is built on the stoic badass image, along with moments where Jotaro just cracks a smile at the absurdities people are pulling, or his unintentionally cheesy one-liners (we're friends...of justice, break your face that is), or moments like that "YOU ARE PURE EVIL" speech to Kakyoin. He's unintentionally silly most of the time.
The idea of a taciturn, dorky teenage Clint Eastwood is just perfect. And I like when Araki just plays with Jotaro's image for laughs.

And Jotaro is not an asshole.

Where is the porn of him
He's the most fashionable fucker in the whole series, look at that suit

Being mentally retarded must be challenging for you

>Gregorio Zeppeli and the Zeppelins disappeared without a trace
so who inherited those gangster family man genes?

nah the stands throughout just didn't really do anything for me, and i couldn't get into jolyne and her gang, very forgettable for me, every proceeding and succeeding gang i just enjoyed more

I like your opinion, but he is totally an asshole

Jotaro > Joseph > Johnny > Jolyne > Gappy > Jonathan > Giorno
All of them are very lit

This is me. This character is literally me.
All I need is someone to physically abuse me that I can worship and it'll be perfect.

>tfw Kira is pretty much an evil Jotaro

I really don't think so, it seems to be Stone Ocean itself that the Japanese aren't so wild about, Jolyne herself seems quite respected.

i bet you like joseph,
pleb.

>evil
Kira just wanted to live a peaceful life

>Doppio.. oh my sweet, naive, Doppio...

look at this NUT that I just found

Is Bruno the only Jojo character everyone loves?

when I say Yasuho, get ready to cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum

not even fucking close.

T- Thanks. I'm retarded and somehow missed that when searching

I dunno about that.

I don't feel that way. but alright

Because they've never watched a pre-2000 movie in their sheltered little lives. They're not aware that the stoic badass hero was a very common trope in the 80s.

>getting bossu's name carved into you
yes yes yes
yes yes yes
yes yes yes

Eh, other than their attachment to what they're familiar with I don't really see it. Kira definitely has some strange traits, some of which are similar to Jotaro, but they're very different people in more ways than just morality. Jotaro actively enjoys traveling and fighting and grows to truly treasure his friends, for instance. And Kira lives his life dictated by what other people will think of him, whereas Jotaro stone cold couldn't care less.

Sons may die and families may perish, but their「Dignity」and「Hearts of Gold」will live on to lead us to the「Path of Righteousness」!

Never forget that user

>Gappy and Yashuo confront a fused Jobin lol who else
>Gappy gets BTFO'd
>Yashuo is about to get fucking obliterataed
>Out of the blue, a nut intercepts an attack
>It's the motherfucking Nutman
>Jobin monologues and fights Joshu
>Joshu doesn't make it despite his hardest
>Nut King Call activates in Jobin's monologging glory as he stands over a wounded Nut Man
>He takes something out of Jobin's possession with his ability
>It's a Rokakaka
>Yashuo gives fruit to a wounded Gap right before Joshu dies
>Nut Man pulls a one-liner and tells Jobin that he already fucked
>Jobin freaks the fuck out when he looks behind him and see a wounded Gapster consume Rokakaka
>He looks back, Equivalent Exchange bullshit happens, but instead of Gap losing something, its Joshu who loses
>The Nut Man becomes RIP
>At first glance, it looks like Joshu only saved them for Yashuo and Yashuo only
>But in reality, he wanted to save Gappy most of all and for Yashuo to be proud of him being a real hero for once
>Gappy tears up as he see's Nut Man's soul move on in the sky
>"Heh... I guess this was coming for a guy like me, wasn't it? I know we weren't really cool when we first met, but I think I was starting to really like you before this all went down. Go get him for me you gap-toothed bastard... and for my, no, your precious Yashuo's sake."
>Nut Man's soul drifts a way
>Tears and scream roar through Morioh
>To be Continued

Oh God I want it but I don't want it.

yeah like i said, i know most everyone would disagree, but just how i feel about it,
>he doesn't like who i like so he's a speedreader

epic

Tier 1:
>Giorno
>Gappy
Tier 2:
>Joseph
>Josuke
Tier 3:
>Johnny
>Jotaro
Tier 4:
>Jolyne
>Jonathan

>Gappy tears up as he see's Nut Man's soul move on in the sky
>Not demonic-looking hands dragging him underground

>Sons may die and families may perish, but their「Dignity」and「Hearts of Gold」will live on to lead us to the「Path of Righteousness」!
>Never forget that user
>never forget
Arigatou... anonymous...

but user, I didn't call you a speed-reader in that post, I said you werent

How much lewd is allowed here?

my bad, i clicked reply on the wrong post

Jolyne > Buccellati > Johnny > Josuke > Jotaro > Joseph > Gappy > Jonathan