Does your waifu drink alcohol?

Does your waifu drink alcohol?

She only drinks semen

Yes

No. Alcohol is disgusting.

No. Alcohol is shit.

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leave this place, filthy drunkard

fags

No, she's only 11.

Why drink?
To be more stupid than you already are?

No, but she pops pills like a mother fucker.

I haven't seen her do it, but I think she'd be down for an occasional glass of red wine- if just for the elegance factor.

there's a chart

I'm your waifu?

Are you Rin Tezuka?

Oh. No :(

This.

Then no, you are not my waifu.

She drinks but she can't handle it.

Is it okay for a 16-17 year old to drink?

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In clothes like that she can drink all she wants. I'll walk her home. I've, uh, got eggs to buy on teh way.

My waifu gets drunk off fruit juice so no, she can't drink alcohol it'd kill her.

Please post you're cute waifu.

She does!
And she's a loli.

Gayest comments right here.

So I can forget how shitty this world is you faggot

Drink water, not alcohol.

not sure

>There are people living right now that don't drink alcohol
Jesus Christ fucking nerds.

I really don't get the appeal.

No, she only drinks the tears of the Danganronpa fandom.

Yes.
Quite often actually.

enjoy your liver killing piss water, normie

Sailor Moon is missing.

That's going to stunt her growth. She'll end up being a loli forever, or maybe it will lead to a premature death.

>save me from this world, it's too bad for me.
Just kill yourself and stop crying on the internet, faggot.

A better question would be when she doesn't.

Enjoy being 17, kid.

It'll be fine.

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>She'll end up being a loli forever
This is a bad thing?

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Because drinking is fun.

t. underage

>implying /r9k/ isn't full of depressed alcoholics

You don't seem to understand, but I have faith that you'll find the answer eventually.

It tastes good, eases socialization, and of course, gets you drunk.

Make me bitch

>It tastes good
This is a flat out lie.

If you drink shit alcohol then it's going to taste like shit.

Every single alcohol I have ever had has had the same horrid aftertaste.

Go to a craft cocktail bar in your city. You'd be surprised how alcohol + alcohol somehow negates the burn when done right.

Missing Ryuugajou Nanana no Maizoukin

Oh I know Sup Forums gets triggered by the word normie. I just think it's dumb.
>Muh crossboarder boogeyman

I couldn't find any that I liked. I don't get the deal with being drunk either, it only really felt as if someone pumped pure iron into my blood.

alcohol is the naruto of drugs

No thanks, I've tried too many things due to friends/family saying "You'll like it THIS time"

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Of course, what would you expect/want? To people come in with buzzwords every day and people being okay with that?

>He didn't started drinking at 12 or earlier.
what a fucking faggot.

If it's usually the bigger brand names like Budweiser and such that you've tried, then they will. They're all usually shit because they're cheap. Fruity cocktails are where it's at.

Genuine question: what's the appeal of alcohol?

I can socialize just fine, and I don't hate my life. What reason do I have to drink something which is in essence just a weak poison?

Getting mildly drunk is relaxing.

I don't know what you mean by that, but one great thing about being drunk is the hilarious situations it creates. I suppose it depends what type of drunk you are.

I like the taste of the alcohol I drink quite a lot and I find being drunk with my drinking buddies super fun. I don't see it as an aid to socialising for myself. For me it's basically another option for ways to have fun, like choosing between playing a game, watching a movie or going for some drinks.

if dubs, post lolis

My mind didn't really feel any different, but my body wouldn't react nearly as quickly as usual. It was like someone put weights on my arms and legs.

Some of the ridiculous conversations my friends and I have would never happen if we were sober, you can't possibly come up the retarded things we think of if you weren't blasted out of your mind, and the discussions never fail to be hilarious.

In a sense it almost feels like shitposting but in person, or even collaborative shitposting to go so low you burrow into the bedrock.

There are some real faggots on this board.

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Yep

>waifu-ing a girl from that shit vn
She was the least shit one though

They still make threads about it. All these years later and it's still talked about.

But why? What is there even to talk about? The VN was shit when it came out and that hasn't changed.

Everyone does.

They've made 3246 threads on /vg/ and that's not even counting the ones that were had on Sup Forums and Sup Forums. I don't know what you even discuss at that point.

>or maybe it will lead to a premature death
;_;

they lost count a few times, also at this point its not really a "general" so much as a chatroom that just happens to have people who heard of the VN in it

>mary sue mc-blindslut best
>not the Fastest Thing on No Legs

can any one user be any more wrong?

The one with no legs was pretty boring. Like all of them. They were all shit. I just thought blind girl was the only slightly bearable one, but she was still shit.

Mai waifu can't even drink one beer without passing out.

>He needs to intoxicate himself to feel a little bit better about his shitty life
>He drinks for the approval of others
>He drinks so that he can get a little courage and stop being a fucking pussy
There's just no way you can win this.

Alcohol has awful taste and anyone who denies this is just trying to fool itself or others. People drink for acceptance or for the sensation that It causes, either way you're a weak minded faggot for doing and even a bigger faggot for thinking that it makes you superior to someone.

What's it like being 16 and there's so much more to drinking than there actually is?

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I can't comment on the purple-haired shake and bake as thats the only route I didn't read, but imo the only real shitty route was deaf hitler's

The blind scottsman was boring in that she was too perfect and you can tell the writers favored her over the rest of the cast, the rest were ok, but thats mostly because my only VN experience outside of that noise has been Fate and Tsukihime and also because while I hate loli fanservice, I make an exception for my waifu

on topic, she doesn't drink because that'd interfere with her running

>bigger faggot for thinking that it makes you superior to someone.

that statement goes both way kiddo.

and thinking there's so much more*

>you're a weak minded faggot
Says the guy who's posting on a board dedicated to wish-fulfilling anime.

Drinking for the sake of escapism is literally no different than watching anime for the sake of escapism.

There's nothing wrong with either. Wishing to escape is a natural part of being human.

>I don't like the taste so nobody else possibly can
bait or underage or both

>little to no VN experience
That's the only real reason I can imagine as to why someone wouldn't think Katawa Shoujo and its girls aren't shit or boring. Most other VN's have far more entertaining and likeable girls or routes.

Fate and Tsukihime are pretty shit too though

>Not taking the time to find an alcohol you actually enjoy drinking.

Not every alcohol tastes like paint stripper, you have either only tried drinking for acceptance from others, which would make sense based on your argument, or you have only tried 3 types of alcohol and are now too scared to find one that you might actually enjoy.

I drink bourbon with coke, have for years, its a sweet mix and I enjoy drinking it casually.

Also i agree that drinking alcohol does not in any way make you superior to those who don't, but that works the other way around too.

It's not so much that the writers favored her is that she and rin were the only ones with actual skilled writers doing them. the others were basically random fags who could stick to the schedule (and some didn't even do that well, hence why hanako and shizune's routes were so shitty).

the guy doing rins decided to make it full autism so that leaves lilly's as the only really lovey dovey one

You know it.

Whenever i drink i smoke cigs until i puke, and if i don't have a cig i crave one so bad i feel like i'm gonna die. Alcohol isn't a fun drug for everyone and frankly drinking by yourself is sad.

I drink because I genuinely love the taste of that sweet nama beer, and having a couple takes the edge off after a long day of work. It's extra fun if your coworkers are cool and you invite some friends.

You'll figured it out when you get older.

It's funny because you most likely started drinking when you were 16, for the exact reasons I mentioned above. You didn't drink because you wanted. You did not drink because you thought the taste was nice. You drank because everyone was doing it and because you wanted to feel as part of the group. Either that or you were probably a insecure fag who needed a little pushy to ease your socialization with others or to feel a little more grown up maybe?

And now, in your 21 to 25 I would assume, you convinced yourself that filling yourself with alcohol is the attitude of a grown up man and not of a insecure child who's easily manipulated by other's opinions.
What I said is basic social behavior, most people start drinking for these reasons and ''get used'' to the taste as time goes on. Even then they still drink more for the sensation than for the taste.
I see this argument often
>but if you mix this shitty drink with things that actually taste good you will like it!
It's not the alcohol that tastes good though, alcohol is awful and you're only drinking for external reasons. You mix things that actually taste good with alcohol because you are trying to make It taste slightly less awful.

>but that works the other way around too.
No question about that

My waifu drinks, smokes, is pure, is literally the best thing about her series, and still loses.

seeing Hachin drunk is what made me want to daughteru her

With alarming frequency.

She'll be fine.

>alcohol is awful
I enjoy Canadian Club on the rocks, so there is that.
>only drinking for external reasons.
Where do you even get the guts to say that, you know nothing about me and i already told you that i enjoy having a drink casually, because that's it, I enjoy it. There is no external reason.
>You mix things that actually taste good with alcohol because you are trying to make It taste slightly less awful.
Just because i add something else to my alcohol does not mean that the alcohol has a horrible taste.
Its like adding sauce to a steak, does that mean the steak tastes disgusting? No, it doesn't.

>but that works the other way around too.
>No question about that
Then why would you try to use that as leverage?

>Drinking for the sake of escapism is literally no different than watching anime for the sake of escapism.
But I don't brag about watching anime. Watching anime isn't considered a social norm and isn't glamorized as alcohol, quite the contrary.

>There's nothing wrong with either.
Except you may put other people's lives in danger with one, while the other is nothing more than a harmless pastime.
>You'll figured it out when you get older.
Nope, I doubt I will ever think in the same way as a subhuman such as yourself.