#AUSPOL Yellow Fever edition #2

G'day cunts. Its that time again.
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>Real estate: ANZ finds foreign buyers own up to 400,000 Australian homes
abc.net.au/news/2017-12-07/anz-finds-foreign-buyers-may-own-4pc-of-australia27s-homes/9236774

>Trade surplus hit by iron ore export slump
abc.net.au/news/2017-12-07/trade-balance-australia-abs/9235640

>Amazon Australia: In-store return booths could benefit local businesses
couriermail.com.au/business/amazon-australia-instore-return-booths-could-benefit-local-businesses/news-story/32ecc16007c686c44547128e0307a2e7

>Australian Indigenous collection among the most visited exhibitions at the Vatican
abc.net.au/news/2017-12-07/indigenous-art-at-the-vatican-in-rome/9235314

>Same-sex marriage: Australian parliament to pass historic bill on final sitting day of 2017
dailytelegraph.com.au/news/national/samesex-marriage-australian-parliament-to-pass-historic-bill-on-final-sitting-day-of-2017/news-story/0bf30c80ef9e6b0f9967415959eb4ab5

>Parliament's citizenship saga looks set to drag into 2018
abc.net.au/news/2017-12-07/politics-citizenship-scandal-looks-set-to-drag-into-2018/9233758

>Is this the end of the road for Adani’s Australian megamine?
theguardian.com/environment/2017/dec/07/is-this-the-end-of-the-road-for-adanis-australian-megamine

>Australia's stock exchange is moving to a blockchain style system for trade settlements
businessinsider.com.au/the-asx-is-replacing-its-chess-share-clearing-system-with-blockchain-technology-2017-12

>MAGA Hats AU Version
ebay.com.au/itm/make-australia-great-again-hat-cap-aussie-straya-australian-trump-donald-red-/202035756572?epid=682086316&hash=item2f0a44fe1c:g:P2IAAOSwyttZwbBr

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theage.com.au/victoria/milo-yiannopoulos-tour-organiser-wont-pay-50k-victoria-police-bill-after-violent-protests-20171207-h00fvr.html
youtu.be/wlUUFifTCho
twitter.com/AnonBabble

First for bedtime

SINK THE CHINKS

2nd for fuck melbourne

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF 'STRAYA

Explain how we can get rid of yellow fever

>And I applied my heart to know wisdom, and to know madness and folly: I perceived that this also was a striving after wind. For in much wisdom is much grief; and he that increaseth knowledge increaseth sorrow.

First for sitting next to annoying cunts at Milo

*blocks your path*

sup fellas, what's for tucker tonight?

portuguese chicken legs

I noticed all these younguns there. Pretty fucked up if you ask me. The shit that comes out of that faggot ass is something else. Although probably no different than or usual shitposting just alt-lited.

That's pretty woke desu

Here's a few things we need to advance Australia and get us back to our original principles:

1. A basic income for all people, progressively raised over time as automation puts more people out of work
2. A halt to all immigration except for exceptional individuals. Immigration is destroying the fabric of this beautiful land.
3. A permanent ban on the construction of new high-rise apartments, and the direction of new homes on to large lots in regional areas.
4. A high and progressive federal land tax with no exceptions. This will be used to break up large land estates and prevent hoarding.
5. The addition of dental care of all types to Medicare.
6. A permanent ban on private schooling.

What do you guys reckon?

Milo's followers are completely lost, Jewified cucks. The reason they follow Milo is they haven't got a true nationalist Aussie leader to follow.

Tandoori chicken wraps

Explain your reasons for 6?

Fuck dozens of them until you get bored. That's my pro tip.

watched the video of him speaking at parliament house, pretty tame desu
also John safran was there so I suspect he's filming some nazi doco for the abc

agree, but we need nukes mate, we need to stop CHINA and the fuckin' USA meddling with our shit. We shouldn't depend on either of them and when they start fighting over the south east asian region we will be torn between 2 options. I say we go a third option we build up nukes right quick and protect our sovereignty. I will not become a fucking PUPPET STATE.

Sounds like a great way to crash the economy and have foreign Chinese fucks come in and buy everything for cheap (oh wait)

all im reading from that is lets tax the shit outta everyone and spend their money

Aggressive fuckers they are, especially if it's nesting season are you're unfortunate enough to be walking nearby

pic re: how fucked the uniting church is from last thread

*and you're

Private schools allow the rich to separate out their kids and ultimately lead to those with lesser means getting a sub standard education, which hinders our development as a nation.

The state must take ultimate responsibility for schooling every child. If this isn't done then people get left behind and we fracture as a people and a nation.

Yeah I'd agree with that.

What part would crash the economy? The Chinaman would be prevented from buying anything in Australia.

An increase in taxes would be likely but you'd still be better off because we'd have a more wholesome society.

Australians are tough but they are weak too.

There's no more, she'll be roit m80 after you suck down your 5th Bucket and 12th beer after a hard day's yakka.

Your neighbours don't even speak the same language as you anymore.

She'll be roit mate....

Would like to know this as well

One of the worst parts about asian women is that most guys are perfectly willing to take the path of least resistance and since the attraction is more on the side of the woman here you have quite the problem.

It's like saying no to free junky food you're offered even though you know it's bad for you.

prostitute's arsehole

I went through the private school system, it's garbage they coddle you and actually leave you unprepared for the real world. In a state school they give you the homework and leav it mostly up to you and don't babysit you which is great cause then the kids are forced in a way to choose what they like. Also the private schooling system is just a way for the diocese to funnel money out of the government because they get massive tax cuts on top of subsidies for being a religious school. He's right we need to tell private religious schools to fuck off.

Automation putting an end to work is a techno-utopian fantasy that people have been harping on about since the 60's at least. UBI combined with an expanding state budget will choke out the private sector for no real gain.

What's your best shit posting tales guys

>went to bunnings
>got a snag obviously (burnt horse)
>smudge hand prints on all mirrors in the store
>buy a padlock and key ($45 one, one that you can't cut)
>lock two shopping trolleys together
>tail it outta there in me thongs
>bust a plugga
>worth it.

I think the private schools are just about the only ones with any integrity desu but I think they are all far too big (class sizes etc). I was surprised to learn they still teach RE in state schools, I thought will all this scaremongering going on that they were on their way to drag queen show and tell.

I am so fucking triggered cunts

Tony Abbott abstained from voting, now everyone on social media is saying what a fucking coward he is.

They have nothing to say about all the Labor cunts who went against their electorates who voted overwhelmingly against gay marriage.

I am so fucking done I hope the Norks fucking nuke us

It is inevitable though. The UBI is just expanded slowly only to account for those put out of work. If we don't set the system up now we may find ourselves unprepared.

I'm not going to live in a nation where people struggle to eek out a living while the super rich who own the automated factories live it up.

went to the brothel and ate some prostitute's vagina and arsehole and then fucked her without a condom. thank god for council approved brothels.

no no no.
never post that pic again

noice blackpill bruddah, wanna gubbah me wodgallah noongar wooblah?

Standard amerimutt slop, doing some Christmas shopping.

mate wait till tuesdee, get the 10 pieces for 10 bucks

>Getting anything other than a Zinger Stacker box

I hope you didn't do this.

Too bad she didn't tell you that 3 other guys went before you mate.

Ecclesiastes 1
Good for describing Sup Forums

why do you faggots love BBC porn so much

I wouldn't worry about it, our manufacturing sector is a small and shrinking portion of our GDP. We're better off using the money that would be spent on UBI for tech-focused subsidies.

Two piece feed, not two hungry, just had a cake with a milkshake at the shops.

*obesity intensifies*

anyone here remember the double down, it was literally 2 pieces of breast chicken as the bun and a piece of bacon and hot sauce in the middle as the "patty" was the best heart attack I ever had

cenno debt collector
ama

> basic income
> ban on private schooling
You're a communist, mate

Cause David Attenborough has the sexiest voice on earth mate.

That and lyre birds.

>3
try 500

Not everyone can be a technology worker. Ultimately a UBI will be necessary at some point.

No I subscribe to the Australian school of economics.

I remember the mashed potato slop with corn kernels and popcorn chicken, now THAT was good.

they dont do that deal anymore, went down last week and was informed by the kfc staff that it the special was removed from the menu. fuckin dawgs

>pooftahs can get married before I can legally get high
fuck this country

lol
so that causes you guys to spam this board with blacked?
you aussies are weird

I always disliked the KFC mash aye, it's just too watery and tasteless for my liking. I would always replace the mash in any meal with another side of chips.

I know right, fucking bullshit I want my legal nimbin buds now

The John Curtin economics, more like.
The state owes you nothing, and the state shouldn't have the responsibility or even the right to take care of you.

Be your own self made man, not some UBI loving pinko who doesn't work and wants to increase the size of government to coddle his own shortfalls

>Not going to dentist

>One person has died and several others have been injured after a car crashed into pedestrians and a stabbing incident at a nearby McDonalds restaurant, both in the Perth suburb of Canning Vale
abc.net.au/news/2017-12-07/one-person-dead-after-canning-vale-stabbing-and-crash/9238432

fuck

> nimbin
> tfw caboolture

No, we do that for shits and gigs
Your post fills me with confusion and hate.

assault, firearm related crimes, violent crime and fraud is becoming a real problem now, like never before in australia.
self defense implements (even non lethal options such as pepper spray, stun guns and FUCKING RAPE WHISTLES) are still banned here.

the police will not even investigate 'minor' crimes such as assault or robbery besides taking a statement and referring you to 'victims of crime compensation' to pick up your hush money.

americans could not understand this feeling of helplessness knowing that the statistics prove you will most likely be targeted sooner or later, and there is nothing you can do about it, no way you can prepare, nothing...
all you can do is pray that you aren't too badly raped, or that the ex child soldiers standing over your bed at 3am with a machete decide to show mercy and let you live.
on the rare occasion that the police actually catch someone, they are usually released on bail within hours and charges are eventually dropped or reduced heavily with the help of a world class lawyer funded by an unknown anonymous source.

australia has allowed criminals to commit heinous acts with no consequences, cases of murder and rape are hidden from the public on a daily basis, victims have been harassed and threatened to keep quiet while criminals get away with LITERAL MURDER.

a cabal of pedophile satanists runs every facet of the victorian judicial system, this is worse than pizzagate and every british mudslime rape scandal as it is occurring unchecked on a daily basis in supposedly one of the most liveable cities in the world.

In Australia, the state is we and we are the state.

Fuckin hate the rain

meanwhile harmless youth hobbies and gadgets are becoming more restricted day by day, the option of turning to drugs and crime for youth is more viable and makes more sense than ever before.

just a few things that are either banned or heavily restricted and strictly enforced here, feel free to add to the list:
>electric bicycles, scooters and gopeds
>ALL self defense implements
>airsoft and paintball
>modified and restored vehicles
>ALL vehicles with more than 6 cylinders on P plates (you can drive several sports cars including a porsche 911 or lotus elise, but not a 50 year old farm truck until you are in your mid 20s)
>laser pointers
>drones
>nerf guns
>'stab proof' clothing (thought that wasn't considered an illegal 'self defense implement?' nope)
>all fireworks (basically anything more than a sparkler)

Based boongposter

Best bakery in the south.
Love the pies

>Wake up
>Shit's fucked
>Shit's real fucked
>Meander about the whole day applying for jobs in a place where young people are massively unemployed

What a life.

When will asians stop being so qt?

In Australia, the state is the Government, and the government is traitorous.

Calm down mate, have a snickers.

you sure you ain't thinkin' of yatala pies?

Its a shame that you're such a poof and spam this shit in every thread, and have tainted that image with such faggotry. I would have used it for an OP. But now I know just to avoid it, and I think other Aussies do too.

not bad

OK, that's alright, I was there three days ago actually.

10/10 fruit mince pie.

I was there about a month ago (hadn't been previously for 20 years). Got a normal meat pie, steak and kidney pie and an apple turnover, and smashed it all within 10 minutes. The pastry is really good.

Did you fall for the STEM meme?

maybe that one is tainted, but half of every auspol thread is my other OCs anyway.

Nah, haven't even gone to university because it wouldn't be worth it at the moment. Pretty much everyone I know who went to university immediately got some kind of government job afterwards. It's like the state exists solely to provide busywork for people and welfare for those unwilling to work.

poor kid probably did, I know too many out of work civil engineers. They were better off being chippies.

theage.com.au/victoria/milo-yiannopoulos-tour-organiser-wont-pay-50k-victoria-police-bill-after-violent-protests-20171207-h00fvr.html

lol, that should shut the police up. Surely they won't honestly expecting the $50k?

>poor kid probably did, I know too many out of work civil engineers. They were better off being chippies.
I tell myself that every day. I'm doing teaching now. Fairly certain my higher ups aren't happy with me telling the kids to never do engineering unless they want to be unemployed for the rest of their lives

We fucken did it! Hahahaha, take that you racist bigots!

> be tax payer funded force
> come and prevent crime
> expect to charge an event organizer $50k for the privilege of not getting his teeth kicked in by violent retards.

why should we pay for his security expenses out the tax payer dime. shouldn't the faggot pay himself?

did the police actually ask or is it just a journalist speculating?

first year chem major here. how fucked am I?

Feels good to be Australian
Proof: youtu.be/wlUUFifTCho

fucking Australian cunts.

Hope you enjoy working at Big W mate

Hope you burn in hell, sodomite

>never do engineering unless they want to be unemployed for the rest of their lives

Huh... I know a guy who did civil engineering and got a job in Canada 18 months after he graduated (this was in 2010). So I guess that's changed now?

>youtu.be/wlUUFifTCho
>1300 views
Yeah nah. Nice try.

oh, it's tom.....

Fuck off retard, we're finally joining the cvilized western world. I've never been more proud of my country!

damn. should've went to film school

why did we get the apex sudanese instead of the banter-loving soccer lad sudanese

Yup. That's right