Martinis and buttholes. Was JLaw just BTFO? Post your favorite JLaw holes

Martinis and buttholes. Was JLaw just BTFO? Post your favorite JLaw holes.

RIP. shes going down when newtown gets exposed

I hate her fucking Cabbage patch face so much

Or a cum on her face

Why would she want a martini in her face? Sounds like she's got a drinking problem.

Also Trump doesn't throw big parties at the White House for Hollywood celebrities like King Nigger did so she'll probably never even be graced with Trump's presence in the first place

The slut roastie with the bukkake on her face, should be the last one talking about throwing anything on anyones face.

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Are her and Schumer related? I never realized how uncanny the resemblance is

I'm surprised she's even in the public eye; she announced she was taking 2 years off to practice pottery of all things. Her masters must have ordered her otherwise.

Classic Incel comeback

kek if she did that the SS would take her down with the nerve pinch

They're Jews. Of course they're related.

Wat's she got to do with Newtown?

Those pics of her were for Harvey tho

I agree.

This stupid bitch was never really relevant. She had what...the mockingbird movies or whatever? And she was in a nude makeup suit for X-Men? She never was anything, and is actively trying to destroy her own life/career. If anything, just laugh at her stupidity.

>If I ever meet Trump
Don't flatter yourself, skank.

Shumer is Jlaw form the darkest timeline

this

Why didnt she speak up about hollywood gropers like she did about muh $10mil gender paygap?

Coz by those pics i'm pretty sure she guzzles harvey wallbangers not martinis.

She wouldnt be just another paid shill, could she?

She was on Graham Norton show during the election talking about chasing down Trump through a crowd to flip him off and yell Fuck you but couldn't get to where he was in time. Absolutely pathetic

Her career benefited the absolute most from producer prostitution. Nobody ever denied that

oh hahhahahah

She just isn't the pretty to me,she's kind of frumpy. IDK how she could of used sex to get her career going but I also know she didn't get famous from her mediocre acting skills

Jesus Christ.

That soulless, empty gaze is pretty common for kids that were conditioned at Camp Comet with the Podestas.

>Weinsteined

Wonder how many times she rode the jewish cock carousel, it all makes sense now why she did that nigger rape scene, weinstein probably jerked off to it endlessly. He probably still does.

>she didn't get famous from her mediocre acting skills
but she did, and people who "owe you" their fame are much easier to control
she is a born loser and already previously said she had her security team "tell Trump to fuck off" when they were "at the same concert" (didn't happen obviously)

>it hasn't been posted yet
You guys suck

she has a nice butthole desu

would lick her butthole

Looks bretty tighd :DDD

A martini to the face is a murder attempt because she has no idea if Trump has any health conditions, therefore if she did do that she could be carted off for attempted murder.

all the pics were for Harvey in the sky with diamonds

>assault the president because I don’t like him
>can’t even say why other than I think he is rude

>she thinks people care what some online bukkake cum slut thinks aboit politics

>a non pornstar took the time to bleach her asshole

Really makes u think

Whoever bleached it did a shitty job. You can still see the outline of shit stain.

Who is the guy?

>are those tits plastic

Why don’t they move

its the 'hottest shit' these days

Nice to see she keeps things clean

Ty user

just like her dad

You know she likes anal. Just look at her fappening pics.

Never heard of this roastie, but that is funny

does grils even has buttholes?

Im also interested.

Most young women have firm tits ,they get saggy and take the consistency of water as they age

I guess I can buy that, it makes some sense

Yeah okay, Jenny.

Implying the guy who wrote that pathetic zinger wouldn't eat nigger cum out of her asshole.

Buttholes have to be bleached?!

EVERYTHING I HAVE BEEN SEEING IS A LIE

OH GOD

wow I can see why she got 2 oscars in her first two movies

YOu don't have to bleach it, if you use a daily face wash, the brown will go away in a week or so. Just have to use face cleanser on your asshole all day, makes it pretty pink relatively fast and keeps it that way

also see

Damn, she looks inebriated to some degree here. Look at her eyes. Same empty, soulless stare as in all of her pics.

Pretty obvious she has been used and abused.

Has to be fake.

how dare you objectify jennifer lawrence in such a way, those pics were meant to be PRIVATE
feel free to jerk off to the thousands of slutty pictures of her taken by professional photographers though

Obviously, didn't the fappening come from a leak of Weinstein's iPhone?

>If I ever meet trump it will end with semen on my face

Imagine if a celebrity had said that about Obama.

anyone want to post the rest of the jlaw fappening photos?
what the fuck is taking so long?

how new are you?

>>trump
You mean bill clinton

No, the fappening was an iCloud breach. And somehow, Apple didn't really suffer any consequences.

Does she think assaulting the President is going to end well for her? She would be tackled by the secret service within seconds.

>throws the martini
>SS tackle her

Ah, I was under the impression it was an idiot with a weak password and no 2FA.

Roll for this
Check 'em

She's been Jewed and is a good shiksa.

Money says that sometime in the near future we will see pictures of her going to some Jew classes, preparing herself to be worthy of the Chosen. But I bet that Jew she's dating calls it off before they actually get married.

ROASTIES BTFO

The 4 most common used passwords:

Love
Secret
Sex
God

Hack the planet!

its not, she tried to copyright claim the pics in the fappening

the 90's were awesome

>the resemblance is uncanny
does everybody on this board have face blindness?

Ah, that version of Angelina Jolie will always be my favorite. Back before I found out how batshit crazy she was.

Incoming Trump tweet:

>Jennifer Lawrence is mentally ill because she was to stupid to not leak out her nudes. Sad!

Fucking believe

It was objectively a better time. Even though the fashion was fucking horrendous.

This, and her Tomb Raider, were excellent. Down hill from there.

She really does have the best natural body in all of Hollywood. Too bad she's a complete fucking idiot.

It's another "Celebrity says whatever she thinks everyone wants to hear to maintain what little credibility she has left." episode.

Everybody says that about the decade they were a kid because A: Kids don't have responsibilities, so they're free except for school (which looks like paradise compared to most jobs people end up with), and B: People give kids special favors and pretty much don't bother them.
Also if you're male, being a prepubescent boy is far nicer than being a teenager or man because after about age 14 you're treated like shit AND expected to take the world on your shoulders and not complain.

kek, I had forgotten about that movie

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She looked like Spock. Trekkie?

more
pics
plz

A teenager in the 90s I was. I can agree

>Martini to the face
No, it will end with banana juice from his YAMBAG
OHH!

Return the nudes... or suffer my curse.

Many such cases of her and Bukakie.
So sad!

This. The only reason I can think of to bleach your asshole as a non-pornstar is if you're some kind of "anal queen" with a prolapsed sphincter. Which she probably is.

Yup, skin around there is normally a little darker. Go take a handheld mirror and check out your own asshole. Although for normal white people it's only slightly darker than the rest of the skin. For shitskins, it looks like a straight-up dark ring around the ass.

Whne I first saw her in the Hunger Games, I was like, this girl can't act. Nice body, decent face, but she can't act at all. Same dull, stressed look through the entire movie. No indication at all of how she actually felt about the male lead, or much of anything else. There are lots of hot chicks who can act better than this. Why is she in this?

Oh, now I see why. Can't wait for more of her dirt to come out.

WHATS YER OFFER?

brb, fucking wife's ass

>be able to ride bike down to drug store to buy comic books without having to worry about nigs nigging
>be able to go to friends houses and spend the weekend without having to worry about being raped or kidnapped
>able to go to arcade and play games with people
>actual socialization and not pseudosocialization via internet

I could go on and on and on....

People don't reference Dice enough.

jokes on her, he doesn't drink regardless

post jen cum faces

Sadly, niggers started encroaching on my neighborhood in the 90s so they ruined any enjoyment I might have eeked out being a 15 year old fatty.

She does have a nice pussy and asshole though. I like bigger tits, but hers are OK too. She can get this dick. I will make her hungry for my game if you know what I mean.

I had a fucked up childhood and I think the 90's were much better. There was no widespread internet usage to throw social dynamics out of whack and the economy was great. SJW shit was on the fringes, demographics weren't *completely* fucked up, etc.

Sure, some of it is nostalgia but it was also objectively better.