Brit/pol/ - Rivers of ayran blood edition

>UK has 48 hours to agree potential deal or Brexit talks cannot progress
theguardian.com/politics/2017/dec/06/uk-has-48-hours-to-agree-potential-deal-or-brexit-talks-cannot-progress

>Jerusalem status: Saudis condemn Trump's announcement
bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-42261000

>David Davis warns impact of Brexit on the UK economy could be as great as the 2008 CREDIT CRUNCH
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5151193/David-Davis-says-Brexit-impact-like-2008-crash.html

>Arlene Foster too busy to meet May
express.co.uk/news/uk/888268/brexit-ireland-dup-arlene-foster-theresa-may-irish-border-northern-ireland
archive.is/2vpDu

>Survation poll puts Labour 7% ahead of Tories
uk.businessinsider.com/labour-lead-over-conservatives-in-survation-poll-2017-12
archive.is/Wea1b
ukpollingreport.co.uk/

>DUP will not accept divergence from UK over Brexit
uk.reuters.com/article/uk-britain-eu-dup-talks/dup-says-will-not-accept-divergence-between-northern-ireland-and-rest-of-uk-idUKKBN1DZ1UK?rpc=401&
archive.is/TyFpe

>UK local councils fund terrorists in Syria
21stcenturywire.com/2017/12/04/bbc-panorama-free-syrian-police-foreign-office-scandal/
archive.is/DxdF8

>CIA/MI6 release new Christmas advert
mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/isis-threat-christmas-shoppers-new-11637057
archive.is/Dh1xY

>Rail fares to increase 3.4% in January
home.bt.com/news/uk-news/chill-wind-for-passengers-as-rail-fares-to-rise-by-34-in-january-11364234602310
archive.is/tjSRa

>Bankers & EU predict collapse of Tory party
thecanary.co/uk/2017/12/04/eu-said-conservative-party-collapsing-new-poll-backs/
archive.is/Eg9Ct

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bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-42158770
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hypnagogia
youtube.com/watch?v=WOnVirSpRi4
lbc.co.uk/national/radio/player/
youtube.com/watch?v=d5yhB0JuK1c
twitter.com/AnonBabble

FUCK g**mans

daily reminder: buy bitcoin

you're still early

Why didn't I do it?

>when the remainer asks to see your impact assessments

First for milkers

Reminder that Cromwell didn't go far enough.

nth for butthole

*When you ask for a hard brexit.

What happened to him, lads?

Cold weather is Right Wing

Not looking forward to reading this "deal".

>when she gives you two fingers up the brexit

...

Today I woke up at 2 and laid in bed till 8, I had these intense dreamlike thoughts, I wasn't quite awake or asleep. Really strange desu

Drank himself to death on whole milk after he lost the leadership. sad

Never imported enough jews desu

>spots you
>nice wank you're having there user
>mind if i lend a mucky hand?
wat do?

He grew a pair.

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-42158770

JUST AFFUL

You're out with your mates in the EU, having a laugh an a giggle. You decide to have a cheeky soft brexit.

r Arlene blocks your path and says there'll be no divergence between constituent members of the UK.

What do lads?

Post your regions's traditional architecure.
3...
2..
1.
GO
>Sussex

KEK

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hypnagogia

Makes nogs and wogs uncomfy
>literally Aryan tier weather

ENNAWEE

*Throws another £1 billion at them*

this meme looks like a tattoo design

Nazanin Zaghari-Ratcliffe hanging from a crane when?

Reversed the act of expulsion. He can fuck off.

Shit I just remembered my dream last night.

>be me
>walk into a large church with a small crowd
>interior is designed like the Roman senate
>men in togas announcing a new political party
>follow a line of men and women onto the top row of seating
>we've been given the party uniform
>navy blue polos under a white cricket jumper with cream trousers
>similar for women but blue skirts
>I'm standing as our fascist, nationalist manifesto is being read
>Peter Hitchens in uniform next to me
>we leave and the press is everywhere as well as angry protesters
>I shout at them that theres nothing wrong with nationalism
>Anne Hathaway is arguing with me from the ranks of the protesters
>wake up

What the fuck.

>lay down to meditate
>some time passes
>gets breddy intense with visuals and shit
>decide fuck this im stopping
>get up and walk towards door
>turn handle
>its not real
>im back on the floor
>stuck and cant move
>couple of seconds pass and I can move and get up for real this time

Spooky desu.

We are the Hyperboreans, the superior Men that Nietzsche spoke of

can we stop using this term?

when is our timtom going to join one of the Christian parites?

Nice hoverhand.

What the fuck is that?

>t. Farronfags
does he pay you in soggy cornflakes?

Subdue and ring the police

>Pianne Faggot

Only women talk about and look for “signs” their dreams.

shameful display

>DUP will not accept divergence from UK over Brexit

>Arlene Foster too busy to meet May

Noy surrender!

> For example, something that you agreed with in a state of Hypnagogia may seem completely ridiculous to you in an awake state.

I was trying to link the Scots with the Jews, it was fucking unreal.

It is better to refer to it as just brexit as you either leave everything or remain.

THANKS DUP

The Chad hover hand

Fuck right off dickhead

>just fucking try it
>i'll spade rape you

>He doesn't get bribed in fresh milk provided directly from Tim's hose

Pretty tired in general, think its the dark.

He's 68 years old I reckon I could take him spade or no spade

...

...

He was my sisters mate at college. Him and his mate once beat me up when I was 12 (and they were 18). He didn't do anything but his mate bust my nose. The cunt. I've got some pics of us as kids somewhere, he's covered in spots and looks like ET.

This is a liberal democrat board

...

somebody wrote a book about this.

this, dresden best day of my life

the left can't mem...

wtf I love Theresa May now

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no wonder that are tight as ducks arses

He let back in 400 Jews that never grew into anything outside their community, blame WW2 For the Jewish infiltration, cromwell was /arelad/

I played with some Germans on Pubg and they were absolute wankers. I was cracking jokes and being an all round decent guy and they were taking the game dead serious. Ofc I shot them all and handed the game over to an American team.

Down with trannies.
It turned out to be vote lib dem get student loans and debt for life. Students have such good judgment.

didn't they just rip off a previous campaign for this?

paki spotted

There are men in Ulster who will die before taking down the flag.

You accidentally self-induced Isolated Sleep Paralysis.

Bath

props if you get the joke

They really fucking are!

best video of the year tbph
>youtube.com/watch?v=WOnVirSpRi4
youtube.com/watch?v=WOnVirSpRi4
>youtube.com/watch?v=WOnVirSpRi4

fuck off paki cunt. Hitler was a sympathizer of ((your)) kind

>Jews that never grew into anything


kek

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Nothing gives me a bigger hard on than see Paddies who are so cucked they have to post under the flag they hate so much

If there is a hell we'll all be there.

I bet he would.
A lifetime of dealing with farty old people and planting the latest range of fucking-muslims-are-destroying-my-civilization-pansies must have resulted in a lot of pent-up tension.

I forsee that Alan will pull a Jimmy and a string of vicious murders will be revealed to have been committed by him with all the bodies always hidden away in the compost bins up and down the UK. Possibly with large quantities of semen in the orifices of the victims.

The Empire was very C I V I C

NOT LEFT
NOT RIGHT
VINCE CABLE IS THE MENTOR
THE LIB DEMS ARE THE R A D I C A L C E N T E R

only paji here is you wogboy

back to your kebab joint before I get angry with you

recorded 1945 in the ruins of Dresden

>So what you gonna fill my centrifuge up with ARYANS and then I'm gonna show you and then refine em?
>Yeah FACKIN RIGHT you are
>Yeah? Do you like that?
>Yeah, FACKIN love it. Fill that centrifuge up with those ARYANS. Put your mouth around the tap
>-And then I'll swallow it but I'll keep sucking it 'till it's empty then I'm gonna go *shows tongue, its covered in blood*
>FACKIN right you are
>I hope you've saved all your ARYANS?
>Yeah I have FACKIN 'ELL
>Got about THREE DAYS WURF OF THE BLIGHTERS
>Well, a couple. OARGH FACK
>[unintelligible] ...the whole FACKIN lot?
>*BEGINS LOADING ARYANS INTO THE CENTRIFUGE*
>OOOH FACKIN HELL LOAD EM ALL IN
>FACKIN [Rest unintelligible due to the centrifuge whirring to life]
>I hope they really enjoy that
>OH FACK YEAH
>Yeah
>OAARGH go on
>Loads in there. BLOOD, I love it
>OAH YEAH. OAH YEAH go on. OARGH you ready for THEIR BLOOD? AARGH FACK go on. UARGH, OAH FACK... [continues]
>*shows tongue*
>Oh yeah ARYAN BLOOD
>Mmm swallowed the lot
>FACKIN did didn't ya?
>Hhmm. Lick that bit off there
>YOU BEADY ANGLO you. Lovely
>Mmm, beautiful. Did you enjoy that?
>FACKIN right I did!

how lovely. is that an exotic style?

Pianne Faggot is the only parody porn character who looks better than their real life person

>Krautcucks persist with their futile arguments

>the chad alan

my mannor

>before i get angry with you

dont make me laugh you subhuman paki cunt, ill stomp on your throat and send you back to whatever kraut kebab shop you came from

how deep in the clunge is /are/ Nige after each show lads?
>lbc.co.uk/national/radio/player/
lbc.co.uk/national/radio/player/
>lbc.co.uk/national/radio/player/

Looking forward to Brit/Inferno/, lad?

youtube.com/watch?v=d5yhB0JuK1c

pakis pretend to be English

>being caught wanking by a female flatmate
Is there a more awkward feel. Happened twice with two different flatmates. In different flats.

I was going to say that; this explains so much!

>one of the most famous scottish thinkers wrote a gigantic multi-volume work about marketeering

(((Adam Smithstein)))

this is a chain in London now, one bluewater as well I think

BLACK PILLS
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I am getting annoyed black boy
shut it now

With the first one I chased her into the kitchen and said something like 'luckily you didn't come in earlier would have been much worse'

beautiful, lad. thankyou