Mind giving our van a check, boya?

Mind giving our van a check, boya?

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OH GOD THE MEMORIES ARE COMMING BACK FROM WHEN I WAS A JUST A PURE SHOTA

Sauce

>Mind giving our van a check, boya?

I'm sorry but I don't know a single thing about working on cars.

You were never pure.

I was before that day

M-my mom told me to not talk to strangers.

If faceless men attract lolis into their van with free candy
and lolis attract men into their van with free beer and rock cds
what do MILFs use to attract shotas into their van?

Video games

That is because she doesn't want to share

and rhinoceros beetles?

Soda pop and puff cheetos

Nothing on Google, yandex, iqdb, tineye. Source?

bu-chan

just search "shotacon, milf, rape, english"

I'll give you a hint: when someone starts a thread with a doujin on Sup Forums, it's usually one of the most recent ones. So just guess a tag or two from the posted pic that you can search for on panda, like "milf, english" and compare the art.

Almost every time the thing that you're looking for will be on the first page of the results.

So what's the sauce?

trading cards and sex

Thanks much!

Memes

MILF truly goes straight to the point

games, toys, and snacks

at least, that's what it would take to entice me

so this is a gender reverse of that one doujin where the two guys go around in their van raping little girls

this one isnt really mean spirited though. besides the first boy crying no one is really mind broken or hurt

it also ends on them going to an onsen where shotas are abundant or something

>If you come into my van, we can do all sorts of dirty things.
>Don't worry, I won't tell your mom!
MILFs are the most honest creature that still succeeds in getting their target to the van.

You cheap slut, you aren't different from those cheap loliwhores

Football stickers, I would happily give away my pure shota innocence for the Michael Owen sticker I could never get.

>our husbands
Dropped

What's the appeal of shota? You can't self insert as a little boy.

what if you're short and look 12 but you're 20

You'd be a terrible husband to your waifu.

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You won't trick me again.
A mere coffee for 2 hours of figuring shit out isn't worth it.

Not him but a few hot cheetos and a can of arizona green tea is enough to seduce me

Age/size difference.

What if you just want to go back in the good old times as a kid and when your fantasm was pure : vanilla busty onee-san.

Michael Owen is a soccer player, dude.

I like tall amazons but it's not common enough so I have to make do with /ss/

what if you're tall and look 12 but you're 20

Then you failed
Tall is not cute at all, chances are you're a lanklet

>cropped image so finding a source is impossible

I fucking hate Sup Forums

>using your brain and eyes is impossible
I fucking hate Sup Forums

I was a very simple child

I'm not sure what else I would want.

no one cares if you call concussionegg football

Maybe if you weren't a lazy faggot who expects everybody to spoonfeed him you could be jerking off to it already. I found it in a minute using only two tags on the sad panda.

exhentai.org/g/1017982/fc0e09afd2/

>the post
>your head
Not everyone is from the greatest country in the world, m80

Get in the car onii-chan
I know your imouto and there's Pink Floyd too

>concussion egg
First time I've heard it called that

Literally the same things.

Men don't really change as they grow up, they just get more money to spend on the things they love (which includes their family).

Not gonna lie, not even into lolis but she would get me

>i had just whacked off to 3 pages of those tags
Not sure how the fuck I missed it

Huh. Pretty true. The same things that'd get me in an abductor's van would still work through my entire life. If a van pulled up to me right now and said "Get in man we have legos" I wouldn't even consider refusing.

the premise is interesting but that artist's work is terrible imo.

The appeal is towards manlets and people with defective pituitary gland.

>literally on the first page

How is it to be blind?

I can to be honest.
A teen or young man made me jealous instead.

I agree, but some of the faces gave me instant boner.

>howtointologic101
It's a damn shame that this post is almost spoonfeeding.

>perfect size tits
>goes full on retard size in nexft few panels

Fuck

>tfw I search for that exactly combination regulary
I prefer when the shotas rape the milfs, but this is good too

Just checked it
Yep, it's trash.

>Not aroused by seeing older women do perverted and taboo acts against cute little boys

It's just fucking hot. Especially when it's forced

Fuck I swear I saw this on some reality show years ago.

>I prefer when the shotas rape the milfs, but this is good too

I used to be like you but seeing milfs raping shotas is just so much better.
I like when she's a bit violent too, she just doesn't care, she's making him as her fuck toy no matter what age he is

Not that guy, but I prefer if the shota rapes the milfs, but it turned out the milf also wants to rape the shota.
Pic related really is the best.

I really liked that guy's brown maid series.

Name of artist?

hitomi.la/galleries/1017982.html

I'm spoonfeeding you this time, but try it yourself the next

There aren't 300000 brown maid shota doujin.

>spoonfeeding a 6 hours old post
neck yourself

Found it, thanks!

I have a damaged sexuality stemming from being molested as a child and I want to relive those days

Needs more MILFs fucking shotas with strap one.

>post crop
>never mention sauce
it's like you live off from people getting miserable

literally read the fucking thread you turboautist

It is pedophilia without feeling creepy. Because older women fucking young boys cannot be pedophiles.

Because your average kissless virgin slowly degenerates from vanilla to a variety of fetishes he can self-insert to, slowly turning to monmusu and futa on male, traps, then to amputee because he doesn't believe he can satisfy a proper woman.
Somewhere on that road spiraling down in an abyss is a repressed desire to do nothing and get knowledgeable older onee-san affection and attention.
Literally devolution into a child and then older woman taking initiative with him.

This "slippery slope" argument is as stupid as its ever been.
I've been using the internet for 20 years. I started with straight shota and futa on female. Right now I'm still enjoying straight shota and futa on female. After all these years, futa on male and traps continue to do nothing for me.
I've picked up a few fetishes here and there, but are they insane dicknipple cockvore or anything? No. They're honestly more perpendicular to your asinine "always degenerate into tha wurst fetishes" assertion. Are invisible girls more fetishistic than straight shota, really?
I hate you and everyone who makes the same absurd logical leaps as you.

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I am just so tired of hearing it for years and years and years.

>h-he c-called my f-fetishes degenerative

SS is more like comedy than sexy. I doubt anyone have that as a fetish.

>anecdotal evidence

Because the whole universe revolves around you user

>This "slippery slope" argument is as stupid as its ever been
not him, but I've started to believe it as of recent.
I went from strictly handholding vanilla to shota, then to rape, to incest,and to ridiculously thick BBWs it can happen to the best of us
I almost went the futa route but came back to my senses

Because you have so much documented evidence of this inane ""phenomena"".

Your case being an outlier doesn't make the "slippery slope" non-existant. I've hung out lots of normies who started from your base shows like death note, code geass, etc. only to end up as kissless neckbeards telling me about his haul from fucking comiket.

Every time you see someone say "lol ur eventually gonna be gay and fap to traps like me" is just an insecure faggot projecting and looking for affirmation from fellow faggots. They simply can't help it, being mentally ill and all.

>lots of normies who started from your base shows like death note, code geass, etc.
user isn't this the usual way of infection into a healthy social organism?

Comic books and gba games

Literally taking out the 9 years old in me

Pretty much this. I have a femdom fetish so it goes hand in hand with that.

I'm 6', but enjoy gfd, so I self insert as the little boy.

I don't think that the slippery slope argument is that everyone who ever does thing will then do worse thing, so much as thing can be a gateway to worse thing if the person were already predisposed to do worse thing.

Slippery slope is also the only new age invalid form of argument even though is makes sense in a lot of scenarios.

>japanese stepmoms are kind they said

>pink floyd

now you're just playing dirty kid, throw in some nachos and a kitty and you've got yourself a deal

Comfort food.

Of course they are, she even offers to carry her step-sons child!

What if you never started from vanilla.

Then you'll end up even worse down the road.
Probably with vanilla.

It's the circle of fap. When your hand wraps around your penis, that is the circle of fap. Going from the normal, to the strange, wrapping around to the most fucked up things until you go back to normal. And you might keep going around and around for the rest of your life. I think I'm on my fourth circle.