/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - BEAUTY PERSONIFIED EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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>Joe is Joe Christmas Songs pastebin.com/0znNg4MM

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DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
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NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump declares Jewrusalem capital of the Jews 12/6/17
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>Pres Trump holds a Cabinet meeting 12/6/17
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>FLotUS Melania @Whataburger 12/6/17
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>FLotUS Melania/2nd Lady Karen speaking in TX 12/6/17
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>FLotUS Melania/2nd Lady Karen visit 1st responders in TX 12/6/17
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>VP Pence @Kemp Leadership Award Dinner 12/6/17
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>SoS T-Rex comments on Jewrusalem announcement 12/6/17
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>SoS T-Rex presser @NATO 12/6/17
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>UN Amb Haley talking about Jewrusalem 12/6/17
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>Speaker Ryan lights up Capitol Christmas Tree 12/6/17
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>WH VIdeo: Pres Trump statement on Jewrusalem 12/6/17
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>Banjo/Bannon/Moore rally in AL 12/5/17
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>Pres Trump talks w/American biz owners 12/5/17
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>Pres Trump has lunch with Sen GOP 12/5/17
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>AG Sessions @GOFAR 12/4/17
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>SoS T-Rex meets w/NATO Sec Stoltenberg 12/5/17
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>SoS T-Rex arrives @NATO 12/5/17
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>SoS T-Rex @US/EU Presser 12/5/17
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MAGA

Very few spiders are actually dangerous and harmful. Arachnophobia is in fact retarded considering you are extremely unlikely to be killed by a spider. Statistically, you are more likely to die from one of the myriad infectious diseases Mosquitoes carry. And do you know what one of the natural predators of Mosquitoes are? Spiders.
So really, you should be thanking Spiders for the tireless job they do to keep you safe.

reminder that on this day 3 years ago we gave birth to the very first trump general thread

>this is part of the problem - that international policy appears to be being dictated on the basis of a promise to a domestic constituency.

WTF. DEFEND THIS!!!

Now that Israel has a capital we recognize when will its dual citizens be sent back?

Post your Melanias

Oy vey

Kek

Holy fuck Ron Paul reads Zerohedge

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S C O O P
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>DRUMPF ACTUALLY DOES WHAT HE SAYS REEEEEEEEEEEEE

Thanks for baking

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>Invite friends over
>Not invited
Take a hint Demoniggers

Two massive rundowns on recent Russia-FBI-Trump developments.

Please read if you haven't. Staying informed is important.

When is the rally?

They couldn't keep it together

>*teleports in front of you*
ADDRESS THIS NOW WHO IS BUNDO’S LAST AND FINAL TARGET??!?

...i-is this the end of Glompf?

i want to believe

Wohl is larp.

True if big

Israel has always had a capital, what on earth do you mean? Where embassies are don't mean jackshit besides appeasement nonsense.

no idea who that is so not sure if I should believe. The two guys at the Daily Caller and Sara Carter and the other dude break most of this stuff. Is this guy legit?

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>How do you think they expect to get there?

The last time we got there it was due to killing 100million natives in North and South America along with their slash and burn farming techniques allowing massive and rapid carbon sequestering in forest regrowth over three centuries. Surely they’re not calling for that.

I'm convinced they don't even read their own headlines anymore.

>campaign promises are just that promises
IMPEACH!

FRESH FROM THE MINES
FREEEEEEEEEEEEEE REDDIT SALT
WARNING: HIGH SODIUM CONTENT

>czeched
Glompf is, and always will be, finished

Why the Jerusalem thing? Why Trump so jew more jew than any other american president before him?

>loads rabbit shot
Nothing personal bun.

Large if graspable

Do not trust

>running against a man being pushed as a child predator every day on tv
>still drop your spaghetti so hard you lose anyway

abundant if accurate

Hmm I wonder what policy advisor came up with this...

>the world is hurt when an elected official does what he's voted to do
WTF I HATE DEMOCRACY NOW!?

You will know soon enough.

Take this antichrist worshipping thread down.
Disrespectful.

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>THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF THE FUCKING CATALOG
I Can't actually believe it got worse

Anytime.

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Fresh bread on Franken

Why did Trump betray us to the Jews?

Hello everyone. FireFox is working normally again.

POPE WANTS TO CHANGE WORDS IN LORD'S PRAYER

KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM ALREADY!
(Preferable a muslim)

>Republicans win again

Why is Doug Jones so tsundere for Roy Moore?

Was Trent Franks a RINO?

>I FEEL LIKE IM TAKING CRAZY PILLS!
I bet he is lmao

>ywn lick her behind in that skirt

>2017
>racebating for the 6 gorrian time
>in Alabama
Just what kind of incompetent fucks do the DNC hire?

It's called creating leverage. Mudslimes have 6 months to offer something up to Trump that would persuade him halt the move. He comes out on top either way.

Are they legitimately stupid or what? This is pretty much a lose-lose situation all the time. There's no way to reason with these lunatics. Can't keep what you promise I guess.

Someday someone has to beat the living shit out of Trump. Nobody alive deserves a beating more.

>egging on the Muzzies so we can grill kebabs
I dont see how that is betraying us to th-
OOOOOh...

Fuck Achmed

No, he was a hard core social conservative.

>"Trump is a retard"
>"Trump is incompetent"
>"Trump is out of touch"
>proceed to get completely blown the fuck out every single day

Praise BOTUS. But I guess the biggest cat lady of them all. Merkel.

Because he wants to be treated like a 14 year old girl?

>3

more like 2. It isn't June, 2018 just yet.

>he doesn’t know Bundo is a master of sneak attacks
You can’t shoot what you never got a chance to see, baka

he's self aware, shut it down

(Preferably* a muslim)

Dang. Hopefully, we can get a Trump supporter in.

Awoo, is that you

>152419825
>Why the Jerusalem thing?
IT WAS SUPPOSE TO BE DONE IN THE 90S BUT ILL BILL WAS TOO LAZY. NOW THAT TRUMP HAS DONE IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD. HE LITERALLY REPEATED THE HEATHER TALKING POINTS. SAID HE WANTED A GREAT DEAL FOR BOTH SIDES.

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That headline just screams jew fuckery, because they didn't want to risk putting 'Doug Jones' and 'Racist' on the same page

I can smell rabbit.

Worst President in American history. Trash motherfuckeing Trump the rapist moron cunt.

Fuck Trump and fuck the GOP. Scummy motherfuckers.

Opposite world is too predictable. They need to have something unique and unexpected for my entertainment.

FUCK that nigger that was bullying last thread. I'm gonna find him

It can and will get worse unless people start purging the issue people, reminding people when they're being plebbit idiots, and telling fags to fuck off.

He's covering up his lolicon stash by killing the other pets!

Were you asking a question or were you just awooing?

Congrats on your jewest prez. I'm in shock, fortunately I'm not american and we aren't jewish cuckolds but I'd like to understand this shit beyond "must stand with muh jewish campaign promises"

Real tree or fake tree?

>Republicans win again

Women and blacks

>ACTUALLY RAPING CHILDREN
When the fuck did it turn from "Roy Moore fucked a woman by convincing her to do so" to "Roy Moore is running around sticking his wiener into little girls and nobody bothered to stop him"

Be nice user

Real you degenerate poorfag

[SIREN]

there's only 2 (two) jewish republicans in the Congress?

Seriously though, why is there zero push back from this pope?

No worries fren. I am bulli-proof The only way to truly get under my skin is unironically pushing gun control.

>fuckkkkk trump isnt a bullshitter like obama, bush, clinton, etc

Praise and hail.

Oh shit we might have an actual retard here, haven't seen this style writing before. Is Shia out on parole?

The republican party will cease to exist in 2020. Trump will be imprisoned next year. And the entire world will celebrate.

They're so fucking scared of Trump doing what he promised to do. Because of Trump keeps keeping onto them, well then, at some point this will be the only one left.

The time for nice is over

Neither.
Get a real aluminum Festivus pole instead.

Seems like a "Literally who?", but if it was substantiated in a meaningful way, it'd mean the ongoing cold coup is either tamped down, or is going to go hot.

My money is on it being a LARP.

>"I'm gonna do thing"
>people vote for him
>HOLY SHIT WHY DID HE DO THING

>liberal intellectuals

RUN AWAY!!!!!!!

>he isn't paleocon master race
Explain yourselves.