Snake > all

How can the other girls even compete? Snake is literally perfection.

small boobs

Yeah, they're wonderful, aren't they?

snake is garbage. she's suck his editor's cock as payment because her manga doesn't sell

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>you will never be the cool older friend who buys beer for Nadeko in high school
Just kill me now.

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gross, what a garbage girl

What garbage taste.

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This is a good thread. Let's all love Nadeko-sensei.

I like to think she still drinks after becoming human again. It's a good way to deal with emotional problems and she has plenty, and she seemed to really enjoy it.
Plus her parents are extremely respectful of her privacy, so it wouldn't be hard for her to sneak it at home.

>you will never be her older sister and drink with her while taking care that your beloved imouto doesn't over do it

She mentions that she was already stealing her dad's beer before becoming a god.
>that haircut
More like Sengoku Nadecute.

>animes

>She mentions that she was already stealing her dad's beer before becoming a god.
I completely believe this. Is this only in the novel or did I just miss it?
Either way it's making my fantasies even better.

You should go back to talking to inanimate objects.

I think it was in the anime, when Kaiki first offers her the sake.

Tell me, Sup Forums, what do snake kisses taste like?

Old man semen.

Snake a cute
A CUTE

>Sneak over to snakes house
>Creep up into her room
>She's wearing cute little pink pajamas
>On the phone with someone, maybe a manga publisher
>Looks mad and pissed
>Sneak up behind her
>Jump onto the bed
>Wrap your arms around her waist abd tickle her sides while you roll and pull her on top of you
>She's mad but trying really hard to not laugh
>Starts kissing you instead to hold it in
>Phone is still off the hook, whoever she was talking to can hear everything

Crab is better in every way possible.

I see it has not been said yet, so I'll be the first to say that I want to be last in line for Nadeko after everyone has had their way with her.

Best girl

Well she's already married to me so....

This. Cat and bat fags need not apply

>girl

I'd like to be the one right before you. I'd lick her clean so the only cum left for you would be mine.

Couldn't find anything about her actually stealing it, just that she's had it. Her dad could have let her try some.
Though she does mention how she's wanted to try sake, and especially after how Kaiki talks about it, she likes her liquor regardless of god-status.

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Impregnate snake.

Bat better

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As perfect as she is I don't think Snake would make a good mother.

Sake fucking sucks
Not surprising considering nips have shit taste in everything

>cat and bat fags need not apply
why?, cause you know your waifu is shit?

I've never had sake so I wouldn't know.

Her hips are made for giving birth. Just make sure the baby goes to a good home afterwards.

Good taste OP

>baby
pretty sure she would give birth to a bunch of snakes

Better than beer.
One of these days Nadeko's comiket buddies will get her a real mans drink.

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I don't like that her arc was finished off in the background of another character's arc with little to no coverage of what she's like after the fact, it's like if Suruga Monkey ended with Gahara getting instructions from Meme over the phone and then never seeing Kanbaru again afterwards. Not even a Snakefag but Nadeko's almost always being overshadowed by everyone else it seems, it's strange.

Are you not aware of Nademonogatari?

She's overshadowed because she's worst girl.

She gets her own LN in Off-Season, which is a lot later on but even so. Apparantly fucking Gaen approaches her for supernatural training or some shit? Maybe she & ghost buster Shiraragi will have to buddy up for an arc in Monster Season

>snakefags exist in 2017

They like their women manipulative and slutty.

Snake is okay but we need MORE angry KanaHana

I sure do

I've been saying that Nadeko should become an oddity hunter. I just expected her to lean more towards Kaiki, Gaen was a bit of a shock.

I notice that Nadeko tends to be the choice of non-virgins mostly (of course there will always be exceptions on both sides). Nadeko is perfect for me because she reminds me of a girl next door I always brushed off that was head over heels with me. Nadeko was the only realistic girl on the series, the rest are all meme garbage (tsundere, lesbian, incest, etc.)

I feel bad for the Sup Forumsssholes that have never had the experience of a younger girl being mad in love with you.

How do you find that special girl who loves you so much she'd kill you to make sure no one else can have you, Sup Forums?

>nadeko
>realistic

Snakefags sure are a deluded bunch.

Why not be a Crabfag instead then?

sounds like cat

Unfortunately for you the part where snake is best girl isn't delusion.

Actually it's the most delusional, mostly because snake is clinically insane.

Gaen approaches her about it anyway, means nothing in regards to how she turns out. She approaches Koyomi some point in the future and has him join her squad of pseudo-Specialist police detectives too.

>Short hair snek
NISIOOOOOOOOOOO

>Nerd girl mad in love with best friends older brother, tries but fails miserably to seduce him when she gets older. Frustrated with life snaps and stops being a pushover

vs

>Tsundere that allows boyfriend to sleaze around
>Literal vampire
>lesbian but is totally into you because you are special
>Your sister
>Your sister
>An underage girl (I will be kind and ignore that she is dead)

And then a handful of other equally unrealistic characters that no one even bothers to claim.

the only other characters that can claim to be remotely realistic are cat, and that trap thing if you are a faggot into traps.

>same birthday as Snake
>zodiac sign is Snake
>have a personality like Snake
Am I destined to become a mangaka?

Either become that girl or marry 2d.

none of the characters in this series are realistic you autistic fuck.

>yandere shit
>realistic

Snakefags sure are a deluded bunch.

No you're destined to be an emotionally unstable freak who falls into a unrequited (2d) love and gets fucked hundreds of times.
You are also destined to be loved by a bunch of anons who also see themselves in snake.

cat×vamp is canon

>Better than beer

Fuck no. You'd have to have complete shit taste to think sake is better than beer.

There's nothing in sake that can come even close to the depth a beer can have.

Name one time (1) that she ever acted Yandere outside of being turned into an ancient snake god thing, which again I was being kind and ignoring for all the characters because of course none of that shit is realistic.

realistic characterization =/= realistic everything

Needs update

>Get BTFO
>repeat the same shit
sad

>Best friend was one of the Fire Sisters, never considers asking for help and people still try to play the "b-but she had no one to help her!" card
>Sacrificing snakes at a local shrine praying for MC's girlfriend to die is considered realistic now
Maybe she gets way better in Nadekomonogatari, I dunno. From what I've seen she is just a shittier version of Bake Kanbaru though, story/internal conflict-wise.

>this is what autistic snakefags actually believe

keep deluding yourself just like your garbage tier waifu

Do we like tanned Nadeko around these parts?

Do we need to start purging snakeniggers again, or is this just some stupid shitposting effort where a bunch of people pretend to like her?

>Being thisss ass mad people have a different opinion/taste than you do

It's 2017 user. Trump is being sworn in tomorrow and Snek lovers are no longer afraid to reveal themselves. This is going to be a great year.

I would do anything to be with my waifu

>Waifu

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The sort of people who like a psychotic, murderous cunt because they can sympathize with her or for stupid, shallow reasons are still the bottom of the barrel, even on Sup Forums.

Hmmm lets see. Singles plebian.

vs

Patrician blessed with dubs.

Seems to me like Lord kek thinks I am wrong and you are wrong here. Also I'm a big guy for you.

You're an evil person.

How? She's a flawed human being.

I am a nice person.
I love that user so naturally I can't let him taste anyone but me.

Because snakefags say so. If they were capable of thinking, they wouldn't like her.

>thisss
Stop shilling yourself, Nadeko.

honestly I'd be willing to bet over 50% of this thread hates Snake but is just pretending to like her because memes. I really like her though and she's my favorite character in the show and one of my favorite characters in general.

>Having flaws is a bad thing

No that is what makes her realistic and humanizes her user. If you had taste you would realize your flawless fake moe shit waifu's are fake news garbage that anyone with half a brain hates and could never identify with unlike Nadeko she is amazing I want to sniff her pantsu :^)

I'm still the same user, user.

Well, she got both best OPs from the series

I didn't know kogarashi sentiment and mathemagics were hers.

>honestly I'd be willing to bet over 50% of this thread hates Snake but is just pretending to like her because memes
No it's the opposite.
We truly love snake but insult her because (to quote kaiki) insults bring her great joy instead.
Also because snake reminds us of ourselves, and if there's one thing I hate it's me.

But Marshmallow Justice and decent black are not Nadeko related.

Good taste.

But Platinum Disco is the best OP.

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