If you own one of these you don't belong on this board

if you own one of these you don't belong on this board.

Literally you wouldn't own one of those and use this board; you'd get SWAT raided eventually.

OP is correct.

>Implying my phone isn't doing the same thing

I received one as a gift...
what about it?

>SWAT here! Heard you’ve been browsing Sup Forums!

What even is this thing? What do normies tell it?

If you own one of these you don't belong on this board

This. If you meme about Amazon spyware, but you own a cellphone, you're a fucking hypocrite.

>be me
>echo dot
>not what OP posted
>whew, lads
>I still belong here

What about backdoors in Intel CPUs? If you own an Intel CPU, you don't belong on this board.

Literally Intel (Intelligence intel) inside their chips

They don't even hide it

If you own any electronic device really

>Using electronics

>Alexa
Government spyware in your house.
Listening to you.
Monitoring you.
Yes socialist friend. Get the newspeak device. You must be watched at all times!
Only a criminal would want to have privacy!

Oh look some poor retard amd peasant.

Rounded corners on phones piss me off.

Is that a slip on beer can cooler?

>don't own a trashcan
Mostly in the domain of homeowners

Let alone own a PC.

Alexa.... OP is a faggot

says the phoneposter memeflag console gamie

My roommate has one in his bedroom. I’m sure it has heard every time I’ve said nigger and kike through the wall so if I was ever planning on running for office someday I don’t think that’s possible anymore

Sigh....we were all bluepillled fags once.

Own one of these or the Google thing?
You might as well have your house bugged so
the FBI, CIA,NSA can listen in on you 24/7/365.

THROW THAT F-N'ing THING IN THE TRASH NOW!

...

oi oi

I bought one as a gift, the echo dot. You can tell Alexa to wake you up in the morning, you can tell it to bark like a dog and it'll bark.

I don't know what you guys are talking about at home but i'm not a paranoid schizophrenic mumbling to myself 24/7. Whatever, the thot I bought it for absolutely loves it.

> not disabling all recording features of your phone
> not using a clamshell
> not reverting back to pen and paper
> not living isolated in the woods
/pol you disgust me

Your phone does the same thing faggot and it follows you everywhere

Ow the autism.

My parents have one. It goes off randomly sometimes, and I always joke that it's because some klutz in the NSA or FBI HQ basement pressed the wrong button.

What is it? A butt plug?

It's called Alexa. It's a smart home device from Amazon.

What is that, a foam roller?

Your computer tracks you. Your phone tracks you and listens to you. Your car tracks you.
> But if you have this one thing to automate your life, you don't belong

You're one of those faggots that use a proxy and think they are safe but don't realize you still have to use your ISP to connect to that proxy.