KANcOLLE/Kantai

So how's that rip and translation of the movie coming along?

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Have some cringe.

>Still no Kagawife C91

What exactly are Kanmasu anyway?

>Got a Prinz daki
>Now I can go to bed and wake up with my pudding
Feels good.

Kawakaze has sexy armpits.

there needs to be more stories of thirsty aggressive Ushio instead of passive meek doormat fuck toy Ushio.

I want Ushio to get me drunk so she can take advantage of me!

>pastebin.com/Kp4AB2hu
>exhentai.org/g/1019964/0e3fe22801/
Today on Sendai Home Security, we're going Maximum Overbusiness.

>Hayasui: Hi,
>Hayasui: I've got a package here for Sendai-san from Amatsun Prime.
>Jintsuu: Ah, thank you.
>Jintsuu: Nee-san is probably still sleeping.
>Jintsuu: I'll leave it at her door...

>Unryuu: This is a delivery for Sendai-san from Rakuten Books.
>Jintsuu: Thanks a lot.
>???: These are some PC components from PC Koubou (pc-koubou.jp/)
>???: This is a Camera from Yodobashi (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yodobashi_Camera)
>???: This is from Chapa net (note: I don't know what this is, Chapa is the pronunciation of "茶巴," whose literal meaning is that of a tea cafe)

>Jintsuu: Even more...!?
>Tama: Pizza delivery, nya~
>Jintsuu: There are only three of us in this house! We can't possibly eat all that!
>Tama: But the order we got said one each of the most expensive ones, nya...

>Jintsuu: Nee-san!
>Jintsuu: You're wasting money, what do you think you're doi--

>Jintsuu: W-Ww-wwW--w-w...
>Sendai: Hm? Eh?
>Jintsuu: W...what the hell...
>Naka: Sendai-chan....could you have been secretly in THAT industry... [Mmmm...//// (note: moan?)]
>Sendai: Why are you looking at me like that?

>Sendai: Hmhmhm....
>Sendai: I've found a way to live without sortieing!
>Hatsuyuki: FX*....
>Naka+Jintsuu: Eff-ecks....?
>(*Note: Foreign Exchange/ForEx.)

>Hatsuyuki: Let me give you an example. Let's say Bob (note: the translator uses a very generic Chinese name) buys 10 apples, each for 100 yen.
>Naka: Bob?
>Hatsuyuki: But afterwards, the Apple farm is hit by air strikes, and apples become a rare commodity. | So when the price reaches 200 yen, Bob sells all his apples to the Admiral,
>Hatsuyuki: What is Bob's rare profit?
>Naka: 1000 Yen.
>Hatsuyuki: Exactly. | So, if he sells ten thousand apples....
>Naka: I don't think the Admiral can eat that many apples.
>Jintsuu: A million...

There aren't any rips you fucking retard.

>Sendai: Das rite!
>Sendai: Just like that!
>[Naka + Jintsuu: Umm.... ten | hundred | thousands.... | ten thousands....]
>Naka + Jintsuu: EhHHHhhhhHHH?!
>Sendai: when I first heard it from her,
>Sendai: I was also thinking, "Like hell I'd get that lucky!"
>Sendai: As expected of Hatsuyuki, the Home Security (in lieu of NEET) Life Expert! [bahahaha]
>Hatsuyuki: Because sortieing is lame.... [it hurts...]

WHY HASN'T THIS BEEN SCANNED YET???

I want Takao /ss/ NOW.

>Naka: H-h-h-h-hold on, are you saying that Sendai-chan isn't being a shipgirl anymore?!
>Jintsuu: N-nee-san's become an investor...how...
>Sendai: Point being!
>Sendai: Even if I haven't sortied for a while! I'll make sure all of you are taken care of!
>Hatsuyuki: Speaking of which, Sendai-san, even a hikikomori needs a certain level of physical wellness. | it's not a problem for someone who's too lazy for meals like me, | but if you don't go out enough, it might be hard to maintain your figure....
>Sendai: Eh
>Naka: No matter how lazy Sendai-chan is, | I don't think I've ever worried about her getting fat...

Fuck of shotashitter.

>Naka: But if Sendai-chan doesn't even move....
>Sendai: N-nonsense!
>Naka: Hmph~ Well then, try equipping your torpedo tubes.
>Naka: Naka-chang is so disappointed....
>[Naka: See it? Nee-san?]
>Sendai: Al-right--! If you want me a little skinnier I'll get a little skinnier! | But I definitely won't sortie!
>Naka: Why are you so resolute on such strange things...

I just want that new Houshou anal doujin to get scanned.

>Naka: I heard that the US is choosing its new head of state.
>Jintsuu: Recently Sara-chan and Iowa (note: she only mentions Saratoga by name, but she essentially means "Sara and company," which basically is just iowa) have been really busy, I guess that'd be why.
>Naka: Yeah, it seems really troublesome....
>Naka: Well then, Naka-chang took off today, so she's going out to play!
>Jintsuu: Naka-chan
>Jintsuu: Where did you get that cute little dress your'e wearing?
>Naka: Geh....here and there, more or less....
>Jintsuu: A certain somebody bought it for you, didn't she....?

>Jintsuu: By the way, what happened after that?
>Naka: [Sendai-chan?] She's been shut in her room since then. | Maybe she's given up on her dieting plans?
>Naka: Looks like she'll do anything to stay in the house...

I want to lick Sendai's sweaty armpits after she's done working out.

Turns out the MAGA edits were actually plot relevant.

>Naka: Jintsuu-chan | have you not been getting sleep lately?
>Jintsuu: Yeah....the Abyssal hordes come uanbated...
>Hatsuyuki: Sneaky sneaky
>Naka: Ah, it's Hatsuyuki-chan.
>Jintsuu: Ha~Tsu~Yuki~San~
>Hatsuyuki: Hiiiiiiii--!!

>Hatsuyuki: None of the 3rd Torpedo Squadron has sortied since my sister stopped sorteing, huh...?
>Jintsuu: Well, the ones suffering is us in the 2nd Torpedo Squadron! | I'm ending this at the source! Hand over your calculators!
>Jintsuu: I'm going to vaporize it with a fully upgraded rensouhou/twin gun....
>Naka: Uwah, calm down, Jintsuu-chan!!
>Hatsuyuki: Help me~~

>Hatsuyuki: Sendai-san, help meeeeeee
>Jintsuu: You stay right there, I'm not done ta...
>Jintsuu: -lking...

>Sendai: Could it be....because of the recent....
>Sendai: Trump victory...
>Hatsuyuki: Well,
>Hatsuyuki: Since the dust settled on the US Presidential Election, | The Dollar-to-Yen exchange rate shot up and has been skyrocketing since. (xe.com/currencycharts/?from=USD&to=JPY&view=1Y)
>Hatsuyuki: While this has become a big windfall for some people | my guess is that Sendai-san put her money on the wrong horse.
>Naka: So what you're saying is...

>Hatsuyuki: This is brutal....she's down ten million.
>Naka: Down....?
>Hatsuyuki: What I'm saying is that she's taken on roughly ten million in debt.

I'm glad I managed to get those edits deleted from danbooru.

>[I sold all my assets to cover my FX debt]

And that's it. By the way, "川克" (Chuanke) is not the standard translation of Trump, but looking up "川克冲击" just brought up mentions of Trump/"川普" (Chuanpe). The context of the US election makes me think that they did mean Trump.

Was the movie any successful? I just heard nips didn't really like it

Thanks, I'll get to typesetting.

I want Takao to be my surrogate big sister

I want Takao to be my girlfriend.

This is my waifu. Say something nice about her.

I want Takao to be surrogate big sister girlfriend and someday wife.

I want to sniff her butt.

Takao is a rather sweet girl on top of being literally made of curves

>Kawakaze Kai Ni was a mistake

...truly the Queen of Night Battle

That's KTKM.

What is it about Takao and Atago's designs that make them so great?

They're simple and not over-designed, yet distinctive. (obligatory chest meat reference)

I bet she loves snuggles with her beloved.

What does her butt smell like?

Hopefully there's a hint of her sweat.

I'd say one of the reasons why Takao and Atago get so much porn is because of their outfits being a feast to the eyes. They are gorgeous and distinctive as fuck compared to the myriad kids in sailor fukus and such.

Good taste, user.

Why did Jintsuu Kai 2 turn into Kai? Did she have to return her remodel to help cover the debt?

I just find the small details very tasteful, like their ascots and collars. You get the sense that Atago is the more playful one from the furry collar and lace, whereas Takao comes off more straight-laced but still retains the fantasy element with her plain buckles on her thighhighs.

Is there someone that's actually translating the freddy comics beyond the randoms on danbooru?

Sup Forumsnonymous translates the latest ones on danbooru because it's easier than posting the text.

>still no movie rip

And there won't be any.

I want to kiss Takao's forehead while cuddling with her.

I want to watch it while drinking.

Takao's cuddles or Atago's snuggles? Assaulted with hugs or molested with snugs?

Why not both at the same time?

Can't wait for that RJ bullying?

I want Atago to attack me with surprise snuggles.

Sandwiched between them.

You don't know what kind of power you're messing with.

No man can handle all that softness.

I'm confident that I'd be able to deal with dual cuddles from them.

Geez jump in already

Why are they naked? I thought it was just snuggle time.

>I thought it was just snuggle time.

Oh user-kun

how often do you fap to ships?

At least Kagawife 6 was finally uploaded in English last week.

nicovideo.jp/watch/sm30426733

Lately it's almost the only thing I fap to.

I don't understand. Are they taking advantage of my innocence? I only wanted comfy cuddling.

If their heart-shaped pupils are anything to go with, they are going to be super nice.

Oh. Well that's nice then. I'm sure this cuddle session will be extra warm and lovey dovey then.

>Kagawife 6
Kagawife 7 when?

>mfw Prinz figure delayed to April

How do you puddingfags cope. I need more pudding merchandise and the figma alone isn't just enough!

At least she gets figures unlike my favourite ship.

That's what you get for having such tremendously shit taste.

How rude.

Seems like work on the Iowa model is down to just JJ. Not a bad modeler, but he's got like 5 others that he's spreading his time with.

youtube.com/watch?v=I0RUNuqWAPQ

MMD should be deleted.

could really do without the nigger music

I'm still waiting on Nendoroid Pola to be finished/available.

>Lebe got a figure
>Houshou gets nothing
Says a lot.

No one gives a shit about Houshit.

you take that back

I care about her quite a lot.

That molding is really on point, unlike prinz

In other news AGP Akizuki

She's not my favorite boat but I care about her somewhat.

Newer Shimakaze figure. Renshouhou appreciates it.

Teruzuki figure when?

But I picked up her Fullmetal Hammerkaze.

I got my Prinz figma sitting on my desk with her exclusive Smiling Face plate from GSC. It'll get me through until April.

How is her relation with Kiso?

NO.

Thought that Yuubari was a fairy.

Also is Ryuujou lying on her back or her front? It's hard to tell.

Post shit I can troll goddammit.

I have a whole folder of submarines, I just need an excuse to use them.

Fuck off