Women you could introduce to your parents

Must follow half-your-age-plus-seven rule

>tfw she's too young
I guess it's time for me to kill myself.

They might be a bit freaked out at first, but then they'd see how caring and sweet she is.

Izumi from Working!

>half-your-age-plus-seven
i dont like girls who are twice my age

Any of the four main Keions, assuming you take them from the second season (I'm 21, they're 18)

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>girl

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Don't tell me what to do!

Any would do, they'd be thrilled just to know I wasn't gay or something

>low bar: half your age plus seven
>high bar: twice your age minus fourteen

no matter how old you are, someone twice your age wouldn't fit the rule.

Would introduce the dozens of "friends" she has too.

From we can solve so that user is 4 years and 8 months old and the girl he wouldn't want to bring home is 9 years and 4 months old.

From the conditions you set the range of acceptable ages would be -4.667. < age < 9.333

Also, fuck off underage. MODS

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My family drinks wine almost exclusively, so I hope she likes it as much as she does yebis-brand-beer.

>nobody posts best cake

for shame

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Nobody. my mom is dead

Saber may be best girl but she is more easy to introduce to my Asian parents.

HOLD THE FUCK UP

THAT IS STILL ONGOING?

I have to round my age down, but I don't think anyone would be worried about me taking advantage of the dear leader.

2 chapters were translated 2 weeks ago.

Just barely.

No anime I have ever watched have 19+ years old girls.

Can't think of any 21-year old characters.

Just teenagers and cakes.

>Can't go for under 19
Sorry but I'm not into middle-aged women.

You should really watch more shows then.

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Easy.

Sakamoto Mio is 20. I also like Nanako Kuroi from Lucky Star ans she's 27. I'm 26.

>user, is your girlfriend okay? She keeps stuttering and mumbling something about "sage" and "memes"

>Isn't it adorable that she's trying to do physics in her sleep, mom?
Bitch don't know about memes. She's old, tech illiterate, and way too obstinate to learn.
NO
PROBLEMS
HERE

I love a woman in uniform. Shame she doesn't wear it much.

>user, how old is she?
>28
>are you sure?
>also, is she not wearing underwear?

She definitely wears underwear. King can verify.

Anybody know how old Zombina truly is? Not sure if i'm to old for her, or she's to old for me I'm 32.

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My mom would be fine with anybody at this point

what if she were a robot?

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I could absolutely introduce her to my parents. She's wonderful.

She is also only one year older than me (same age in a week).

My waifu

>if
Don't you mean when?

I'm 54, she is not too old or young.

A+ taste, but she's not even born yet, user.

I don't think I could introduce anyone to my parents.

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My parents will be weirded out by the name but she's ingratiate herself to them as soon as she asked for 3rds at dinner.

but i'm fucking twenty-eight

Then you can't go below 21 same as me.

I went to school at about the same time the show aired, so I subscribe to the idea that we're more or less the same age still.

yeah, exactly. gay

None. I'm 27 but and waifu is 17. I love her way too much to feel anything for any other woman.

let's be honest here, my parents wouldd probably be happy regardless of who/what I bring home, as long as they're legal, and even that they might be willing to overlook

My anime girlfriend is a piece of shit and deserves death and the removal from history.

>Anyone below 14 is bringing home girls older than them

Whyboner?

>I told you I wasn't gay!
>y-yeah, you sure proved us wrong, son

Gay means happy. Your thinking degenerate homosexual or child raping deviant.

Just show them the dragon harem you got as a free bonus.

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I bought the first tankobon volume last fall. I think the scanlator's finally almost caught up.

Vol 2 never.....

>you will never romance your awkward, workaholic, slightly-alcoholic boss

>you will never welcome Sawa-chan home after a hard day at school
>you will never share the meal you made
>you will never crack open some beer and listen to her unload about her day
>you will never laugh at her latest 'stupid Yui' jokes
>you will never decide to go out, even though it's a weeknight
>you will never watch her squeeze into her old punk rock outfits
>you will never take her to a concert
>you will never watch her headbang with abandon in the front row
>you will never walk home with her as she gushes about the band
>you will never make sloppy drunken love
>you will never cuddle and hold hands after sex
>you will never listen to her confide her fears about getting older
>you will never fall asleep with Sawa-chan in your arms
>you will never wake up the next morning to see Sawa-chan scurrying out the door because she's late for class.... again

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Why are we still here, just to suffer?

Be still, my beating heart. Her weightlifting friend is kind of hot though.

If there's another reason, I haven't found it.

Jokes on you, she's 2 years and 7 months older than me.
Plus, she's white.

Have fun explaining your interracial love to your parents.

>implying I'd have to explain anything

That's not how the rule works. Anyone under 14 can't bring home anyone at all.

Also anyone under 18 is underage b&, so there you go.

>tfw 29
I'm older than you which means girls like me more, plus I can go after the same girls because we're basically the same age
Get rekt faggot

The hell? These blue boards are for teens and preteens. Cartoons, anime and toys?

Global rule 2, shitwit.

I fucking love preteen cunt

"Hey mom, hey dad, I found a girlfriend even more fucked up than I am! Our kids are going to have so many mental disorders. Plus they're going to be half-asian, half-black, with a latino last name, so that should be a fun little identity crisis to throw on top of everything else."

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Adults don't play with toys or watch cartoons except for a degenerate few so your really cutting out 98% of your audience.

>a degenerate few

In a heartbeat.
We just can't drink at dinner though.

Only the best snark for my parents.

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They'd be fine with it.

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>loli math

I'd tell them to expect plenty of children within time

But my waifu is 16.

Where do you think you are?
Go do your homework and never post again.

Sup Forums as a whole is an 18+ site. Blue boards are merely SFW content.

Also, you clearly don't belong here. Age aside, you're obviously a complete newfag who doesn't understand chan culture in the slightest. Lurk for another year before posting.

>"Mom, dad, this is Karen. She is half Japanese and half English. She's loving, energetic, fairly conservative, and clearly adorable! I hope you can get along well."
>"Please stop calling her a 'filthy halfbreed Jap'."

Lick my pp ;p

If her age is based on her official birthdate and year:
>"About time user, but well done"
based on her age in the show:
>"We already called the cops"

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She's 18 when the anime ends.
Thats the general age when school ends.

Your parents would call the cops if you introduce a girl to them? What shit parents.

Waifu already died 7 months after I met him. He picked me up.

Rally's more manly than I am already

>(20/2)+7=17
Technically 17 by the last chapter

would she demand that you introduce her to your parents?

My parents are dead, so...

Reverse google image search turns up nothing

I must go deeper.

WHAT ANIMEME IS THIS