ITT: canon non virgins

ITT: canon non virgins.

You're waifu.

golgo13 fucks so much pussy

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OP's mom.

Everyone except Jesus' Mom

Everyone knows that that's just something she made up because she didn't want to admit she cheated on her husband with God.

Its canon

Shinji's so cute I want to be Asuka and kiss his neck

>she didn't want to admit she cheated on her husband with God
You mean she cheated on her with Balthazar's BBC and then said it was God's child ?

He's been inside so many rabbits

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Love story when ?

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Is that supossed to be a John Travolta reference?

Disgusting.

Pic unrelated I take it.

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round Daru is best Daru

>he doesn't know

I just assume everyone in anime is non-virgin unless stated or implied otherwise.
Everything hurts less that way.

>Using a short-barreled AR15 as a sniperrifle

I'll never get over that retardation

Do you think he came quickly? Even if he wasn't into it, he must've bust a nut pretty quick. Did he pull out? Was he Asuka's first internal nut dump?

Your lack of knowledge is depressing.

He looks so bored I doubt he's even hard

Dumb overshit player

Yeah but he's such a weak willed person he could probably be coaxed into a woody with very little effort at all. And Asuka strikes me as the type to get what she wants out of him. I'm going to say he isn't pushing rope.

Isn't this just a representation of instrumentality though?

Yes but to many retards don't get it

>to many retards
>to many
>to
Pottery.

I think that would be irony

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>hurts less that way

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He's just that good.

Fuck you

They both have taken an absurd amount of dicks

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Is that why they're psychos?

Astonaige didn't deserve the shitty death he got.

no kiddin'. especially after how long a run he was a character in the franchise for.