Jennifer Lawrence: 'I've been waiting' to give Trump 'a martini to the face'

thehill.com/blogs/in-the-know/in-the-know/363565-jennifer-lawrence-ive-been-waiting-to-give-trump-a-martini-to

>While the 27-year-old Oscar winner says she’s never come face-to-face with Trump, she told Winfrey she’d “definitely” be prepared if the opportunity presented itself.

>“I’ve got a pretty good speech,” Lawrence said, adding with a laugh that “it ends with a martini to the face.”

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I guess that isn't as bad as a Weinstein cumshot to the face, eh, Jennifer?

Sounds like she is trying to save herself by jumping on the trump hate train.

She gets paid to say shit like this, don't take it seriously.

Zing!

She was riding that train before it even left the station

Is "martini to the face" what the casting director called it?

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>And what exactly did Trump did that you think it is good to give martini to the face?

I'd like to see her do it and then get crushed by multiple secret service operative.

user, that's not Jennifer Lawrence. That's. Amy scbumer

This trashy bitch has some fucking nerve, lol.

>wants show everyone her pussy and ass by taking a bare body role and uploading nudes and sharing her password so they can be oops stolen!

>hates pussygrabbers

psycho whore

stop being a faget.

the absolute state of liberal fantasy. embarrassing

so she just carries around a martini at all times in case she runs into trump

Was that directed towards J-Law? If so, she ain't wrong.

BASED JLAW

this is why she is literally ONE OF US

Lawrence takes a break from sucking Weinstein's dick to bash the president. Typical Hollywood whore.

Jesus Christ she looks like Amy Schumer in this. What the fuck happened?

Serious question:

What would happen to her if she actually throws something at Trump's face ?

I dare her to. Would love to see this washed up whore behind bars.

Krager fuck off you faggot

tackled by the secret service

charged with assault

sent to gitmo

How many more years until she turns into Amy Schumer?

>all the trumptard adolescents in this thread
I thought Sup Forums was all gays.

She would dodge those bullets

Pretty sure any sick burn JLaw lays down could be thrown back at her with a "I saw your nudes. Get more exercise."

Is there any recovering from this?

>"I saw your nudes. Get more exercise."
This would be the greatest Trump tweet ever

Assaulting the President of the fucking United States is a bullet not even a hollywood movie star can dodge.

>he literally didn't do anything to her
>she would assault him regardless
Why are liberals so violent? Aren't they the ones that always preach love and tolerance?

Underrated. Hilarious how these women are high and mighty when the target is sanctioned.

fox and friends will demand she be investigated by the SS for making threats and trump will tweet it verbatim tomorrow morning

why is Sharia gangbanging her?

But her nudes were good and trump has a disgusting body. Why would this be impressive again?

Truly almond activating

I wish I still had a twitter account just so I could give this gent a like.

>25 year old with personal trainers vs a 70+ year old man
Who woulda thunk...

>>“I’ve got a pretty good speech,”

He's the president. He doesn't have time to stand around and listen to your ramblings. I hope she tries to march up to him and the Secret Service just put her down.

No retard, I meant literally.

She's a woman in 2017
She can step on his balls and get away with it

she literally fucked Weinstein and Aronofsky, shes used to fat old men

The secret service are given authority in every sense of the word to protect the president by any means necessary. She'd be dead before she even lifted the glass.

Why is everyone so mad at trump? All i see is headlines huurrr hes an asshole durr he's a racist.
But why?
when was he a racist asshole, why would he get a martini to the face?

Don't americans have respect for their president?

So you can't actually answer why it would be impressive for someone who doesn't exercise to tell someone with a good body to. I suggest you think before posting next time so people like me won't have to embarrass you in public.
If that were true, it still wouldn't answer my question. Are you a nigger? Is that why you can't reason through simple encounters like the one we're having tight now?

She's paid to look good you literal fucking retard. Trump is paid to lead the country, not run on a treadmill.

>literal retard tries to save face

>reporter throws shoe at George W
>has time to take off his other shoe and throw it too

When American leftists say "nazi" "racist" "homophobe" "sexist" etc, those words are just insults, notice how Trump has never done or said anything deserving of those labels in a literal sense, yet he is called them all the time

SS chubs don't read twitter, Drumpf will be crying before they move.

more than one person posts on this site faggot

Kikes run the media. Kikes are liberals. Liberals hate Trump. It's quite simple really.

>He doesn't have time to stand around
he's taken more vacation and played more golf than any president in US history. and most of the time he does spend at work is just tweeting about bullshit.
if trump just stood there and listened to a speech from jlaw, odds are it would be a more productive use of his time than whatever else he was wasting it on.

t. retard

What does that have to do with the fact that a fat old man telling a young woman with a good body to get more exercise makes no sense? Why is this so hard to get through that thick monkey skull of yours? Allergic to rational thought?

IT WAS HER TURN KRUMPFT

That was actually GW's greatest moment

>he's taken more vacation and played more golf than any president in US history
Hi, Obama

When and where did he tell her to exercise more fucknut?

Notice how I replied to the posts separately, Jamal? You think I might've done that because I realize I could be talking to more than one complete moron who can't hold up his end of the conversation. You need to take more time to think before posting, because at this point you come off like a moronic Australian or some other form of subhuman.

and still manages to undo most of obama's shit in less than a year, haha

>a young woman with a good body
HAHAHAHAHAHA

You're confusing Trump with Obama my man.

>implying this a bad thing

her butthole is perfect

George W was the unironically funniest President you 56% people ever had, I mean I enjoy Trump but GW didn't give a flying fuck about anything

It's ok, retard. I know you can't help your retardation. I forgive you.

>when you put all your points into agi instead of int

If you can't follow simple conversations, just sit on your hands like a good dunce.
We get it. You're a virgin and a shut in who thinks women are like the plastic girls in porn. The whole "capitalizing a long string of HAHA" is pretty niggerish and adolescent, btw. Is this sort of spaz behavior why you ended up here?

That's Jennifer Lawrence? She's turning into Amy Schumer.

>my man
You kids under 25 are pure cringe.

no, trump has taken far more vacation and played far more golf than obama. this is not debatable - it is a fact. we can confirm that trump plays more golf and takes more vacation than obama. the fact that you retarded shills think he doesn't proves you ignore reality because the real world conflicts with your worldview. you all are pathetic, emotional, irrational losers.

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Dubya kawaii as fuck

Found the roastie

How you liking Sup Forums, you blue haired hipster glass wearing bitch?

What an ugly old hag

isnt that roy moore behind him?

dumb thread

>WAHHHH TRUMP TAKES TOO MUCH VACATION TIME, HE DOESN'T TAKE THE PRESIDENCY SERIOUSLY!
>WAAHHHHH TRUMP IS DESTROYING THIS COUNTRY FROM THE OVAL OFFICE, HE NEEDS TO JUST GO AWAY!!!

lmao just call him "little donny" or a fuckin loser or something and move on dude

Its like that kid who imagines beating people up to his favourite soundtrack

Take a chill pill you spazz. Nobody cares.

Nice deflection attempt, reddit spacer. I see you now realize I know exactly what you are. This information frightens your child brain because anonymity was the only thing protecting you from the loneliness and suicidal thoughts. Do it, kid. Kill yourself. It's not going to get better.

like no point arguing good faith, just call him a fuckup

>gets called a spaz
>n-no y-y-you!
Did the middle schools in Australia just let out or something?

I bet Trump is gonna get impeached ANY DAY now, right?

I bet Trump's collusion with Russia is gonna get exposed ANY DAY now, right?

I bet Trump is gonna get exposed for having sexually assaulted women ANY DAY now, right?

I bet Trump is gonna be removed from office and Hillary get's put into power by something something ANY DAY now, right?

Seek help.

so you admit that you are wrong, and that you made up your previous bullshit claim that obama golfs more purely because you wanted that imaginary fact to be true. you literally presented your imagination as fact in an argument because facts and reality make you feel bad. you are so fucking pathetic it's hilarious.

when you kill yourself, please stream it. i want to watch and laugh at you as your suffer through your last moments of life.

based

>thinking he can deflect
cute

>that cheeky grin

>reddit spacing
>thinks I give a fuck about his childish tribalistic fascination with politics
>frogposter is too stupid to formulate a reply of higher quality than one which would be posted by a nigger or a child
Didn't see that coming. :^)

Man, I have not seen a roastie this triggered in a long time

>When American leftists
How's the working hours at the Internet Research Agency? Does it pay well?

Disgusting

>She meets him.
>Does exactly that.
>Gets arrested for fucking assault on a political figure.

>tfw Grabonald Klump will never be finished

>MUH RUSSIA

HAHAHAHA, yeah man, I'm sure that smoking gun Russia collusion will get exposed ANY DAY now, right? Right?

And if she ever did do that Trump would still be president and she would go down for assaulting the POTUS. She would never do anything if she came face to face with him

Lots of pro-trump reddit spacers in this thread... really makes you go hmmmm.

LOL
i'm not the one who is triggered kid. i won. i called you out on your made-up bullshit, and you tried to greentext your way out of it. see this shit here proves it - you are raging that you got caught lying and that your imagination wasn't good enough.

this isn't preschool kid. you made shit up and got caught, and now you are in desperate damage control. you are so fucking sad it's hilarious.

>A martini
>Not coors or bud
I was told she was JUST LIKE US