All politicians are corrup--

All politicians are corrup--

just shows how much of a farce the position is.

hopefully he runs for office here to protect his fellow doggers from evil leaf dog rapists

Is Dog pro Trump

Stay elected doggo

runs for Arf-fice?

Dog 2024

Such a cool dog.

4 more years.

Convicted felon can't hold public office in Minnesota but a dog can.

Just wait until the sexual allegations hit.

doggo still more competent that most of your politicians

(((dog)))

>Convicted felon
are scum, doggo is pure

Honestly I'd take a dog over most politicians. At least there won't be big government with a canine representative.

(((Cats)))

God no. Trump is a nigger.

g o o d b o y e

You are a cat shill!

Welcome to the 4th Reich doggo.

I wonder what is his stance on pitbulld

I cant imagine how fucked that city council is. Corrupt as FUCK I bet

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Having a dog as POTUS is best chance of implenting anarchism because he can just eat the laws

Kek
He'll get accused by everyone's couch.

Duke rules.

It's probably a small town of like 200~ people where everyone knows everyone and they only need a mayor for bookkeeping purposes.

Duke is fuckin' based.

that dog needs to resign he sexually harassed me
when i met him he shoved his face in my ass without my permission last august. I've been dealing with the trauma ever since. the only thing pulling me through are my friends,family and the fact that it wasn't my fault. #metoo

is there any precedent of an acting president eating the constitution ?

kek

I can confirm that he's a sexual predator, he humped my leg and made my sister watch him furiously sexually assault a chewtoy

There’s nothing in the rule book that says a dog can’t be mayor!

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Literally a good boy that didn't do anything.

is it doggoday?

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Reporting in woof fuhrer

Well if you washed your ass instead of just wiping the shit with toilet paper like a slut I'm pretty sure he wouldn't have had anything to smell.

Always bet on-

Not sure about corruption but at least he's white.

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Kek

Is this a doggo thread?

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C U T E

That dog is fucking killing it as mayor. The town literally looks like Rapture from Bioshock after only one term.

D*gs are literally nigger tier pets.
They chew up whatever they can get their teeth on, shit everywhere unless trained not to, only respond to forcefulness, and never shut the fuck up.

Minnesota's Governor should make this dog the next Senator once Franken leaves

Nah, dogs are like white people.
Their instinct is to be total degenerates and let their drives and urges guide them, but if they have discipline and good values taught to them they can be the most loyal and caring pets you can get.
Cats, in the other hand, have a very strong instinct that can't be really molded too much. They'll always be ungrateful, selfish and cold. Maybe there are some cats out there that got tamed by a really good owner but most of them are nigger tier.

Still, there's no better pet than a cow. Smart, curious and incredibly grateful and appreciative.

drumpf because no immigration = fascist

all subhuman shitskins are required to post in the until further notice

Wrong.
Dogs care for their children.

> "mayor do we take thousands of refugees into our town?"
> put "yes" and "no" cards in front of the dog
> Soros team puts a sausage over "yes" card
There you go. Every doggo has a price

t. cant control a dog

Only Doug can keep us safe from (((Katz))).

/ourgoodboy/

OH YEA?!
WELL SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT WHEN A D*G TRIES TO """"PLAY"""" WITH YOU
OR STEAL YOUR FOOD
OR EAT LITERAL SHIT OUT OF YO- *ahem* A CATS LITTERBOX

Us Humans need to give more recognition to the civilized, superior being known as cats. So dignified, so graceful, and much smarter then a d*g will ever be.

Guaranteed not to lie to the citizens or abuse his power.

Would you vote for my dog, Sup Forums?

Goodboy/10

>literally voted for a dog in office
>literally an amerimutt
It all checks out.

Rate my dog

10/10
how old?

My sides.

Only a bitch would do that

uh oh

He sniff someone's ass or something?

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Can't "assault" the willing. Bitches love the knot.

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Yea! Doggo thread!
I needed this.

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Of course it's a white dog. How come black dogs aren't serving any government positions?
Fuck white people.

literally me: the mayor

I had to paws for that one.

CAT SHILLS GET OUT

Is the Great Pyrenees /ourbreed/?

I thought Italians liked wine.

No one asked you, stupid Leaf.

He sexually assaulted me.
I was doing my daily cleaning my genitals with peanut butter and he just wouldn't stop licking me.

with a snout like that...

>doggo is white
I will take a doggo over any of the shitty cucks that we have in Europe.

t. Muhammad

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Dog bles :D :D :D

who ran against him?

catery.

>This is what happens when you give the peasants the right to control their political future
Democracy was and always will be a mistake

lost

He does look kind of old, regal, and oddly in charge.
That's what is terrifying my ass.
What if they have a REASON to be electing the dog and we don't know? What if he's actually a really good mayor? And we think it's just a prank?

Do the jooz like doggos? What types if any?

Like most government positions.

if it wasn't for shit like this Sup Forums would be the worst shithole on the internet

But what's his tax plan?

Don't you mean Ruh Roh?

When the chihuahuas send their people, they’re not sending their best.

They’re barkers, they dig, and some I assume are good boyes

Probably just shoved his nose into a woman's crotch. What a monster.

comfy/10

looks like a good boy