Brit/pol/ make the UK shite again edition

>UK has 48 hours to agree potential deal or Brexit talks cannot progress
theguardian.com/politics/2017/dec/06/uk-has-48-hours-to-agree-potential-deal-or-brexit-talks-cannot-progress

>Jerusalem status: Saudis condemn Trump's announcement
bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-42261000

>David Davis warns impact of Brexit on the UK economy could be as great as the 2008 CREDIT CRUNCH
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5151193/David-Davis-says-Brexit-impact-like-2008-crash.html

>Arlene Foster too busy to meet May
express.co.uk/news/uk/888268/brexit-ireland-dup-arlene-foster-theresa-may-irish-border-northern-ireland
archive.is/2vpDu

>Survation poll puts Labour 7% ahead of Tories
uk.businessinsider.com/labour-lead-over-conservatives-in-survation-poll-2017-12
archive.is/Wea1b
ukpollingreport.co.uk/

>DUP will not accept divergence from UK over Brexit
uk.reuters.com/article/uk-britain-eu-dup-talks/dup-says-will-not-accept-divergence-between-northern-ireland-and-rest-of-uk-idUKKBN1DZ1UK?rpc=401&
archive.is/TyFpe

>UK local councils fund terrorists in Syria
21stcenturywire.com/2017/12/04/bbc-panorama-free-syrian-police-foreign-office-scandal/
archive.is/DxdF8

>CIA/MI6 release new Christmas advert
mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/isis-threat-christmas-shoppers-new-11637057
archive.is/Dh1xY

>Rail fares to increase 3.4% in January
home.bt.com/news/uk-news/chill-wind-for-passengers-as-rail-fares-to-rise-by-34-in-january-11364234602310
archive.is/tjSRa

>Bankers & EU predict collapse of Tory party
thecanary.co/uk/2017/12/04/eu-said-conservative-party-collapsing-new-poll-backs/
archive.is/Eg9Ct

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>corbyn
>shite
Imagine being this blue pilled

WTF IS HAPPENING

Why are we getting so fat?

WN is afraid.

How's he going to make it shite "again" when it is already shite.

We need fat shaming culture honestly

>implying the meme wasn't stolen

I wish I could go full comedian, but something is holding me back.

What's the point of this general anymore?
Why bother posting if what you do has no effect on real life politics?

Really Meghan's my Markle

Your lack of a sense of humour?

Your child.

Being an unfunny cunt?

Run out of booze

When will the pressure of posting here finally overcome WN and he slots himself?

Soon, I mean once someone takes my bait and I reveal my little surprise then that's brit/pol/ btfo forever but all in due time.

I'll never commit suicide.

Is that a brit/pol/ challenge?

No worries about that when Labour take power

Why would you deny the one opportunity you have to make people happy?

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THE FUCKING STATE OF YOU PEOPLE!

WN - FAT FUCK MANLET WHO'S SUICIDAL
PUBE - PUSSY TOO SCARED TO FIGHT ANOTHER PUSSY AND LARPS AS A NIGGER
EDDIE - FAT FUCK WITH NO GCSES AND JOINS THE ARMY TO FIGHT FOR ISRAEL
OTHER LESSER LITERALLY WHO TRIPS - FAILURES

THE STATE OF YOU "PEOPLE".
EMBARRASSING!

>when labour take power

dumb frogposter

I have standard grades and I'm not fat.

2016*

>standard grades
So SATS then.

You seem to think I want it to happen

personally i'm all about assisted suicide :^)

mogg is gay, i'll kill him with a contraband butterknife

The Express is under spam attacks from gloating lefties in the comments section.
It's clearly an organised attack, ive been on that site all day and just gone back to it and every comments section is filling with desperate Guardian readers chatting shite.

Wrong on all counts in regards to me.

look, a brexit map

Too much carbs

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Standard_Grade

Why won't you fight pube?

Yeah, he left out 'single'...

GOT NO GCSES LOOOOOOOOOL

Stuck $10 on Pokerstars the other day, ran it up to $16, should i quit while i'm ahead?

>tower hamlets
>thin
pakis are fat cunts, suppose its the gentrification there bringing in hipster runts

>there
If there's one thing I've noticed while being here, it's that you wh*Teoids can't speak your OWN language properly.

>lying on the internet

Sentence is correct

OHHHH
JEREMEY
CORBYN

That was perfectly correct you illitarate baboon.

paki dicklet on suicide watch

>P-P-P-PAKI ON S-SUICIDE WATCH

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>the sun

mate if you include your bad posture in the equation then your nose literally reaches out farther than your erect pecker, doesn't even matter if you're a paki or bong larping.

mad

dumb frogposter

>P-Paki on suicide bomb

>Implying white flight isn't real
If The Sun told you that shooting yourself in the head will kill would you disbelieve it?

I'ts that buthurt scouser again

>If The Sun told you that shooting yourself in the head will kill would you disbelieve it?
yeah because i don't buy the sun newspaper

>SUICIDE WATCH
Is that what you give your kids instead of vests now?

>mad
The only mad people here are you sad cunts crying on this containment board.

Non-wh*Tes will win this battle in terms of demographics :^)

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No, we use trucks. Much more efficient :^)

more like a poverty map
and the northern poor got shafted by free trade so they hate the eu

Really abhorrent past few threads.

Average British street.

>claims to be a paki
>sleeps on the lingo
L
M A D
A
O

>segregation
Its called white flight and is tantamount to white genocide and oppression.

>BBC

Every town has far too many takeaways
The next 2000 calorie meal is a click away.

S T A T E

>luton

tripfags

Meanwhile I go down to my historic market town and it's white as fuck with old buildings. Feels nice.

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>white flight
Yes, we already know that you're pussies.

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O W N E R S H I P

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

Why do you keep looking the other way when pube is trying to resolve your situation? Are you really this afraid?

This guy gets it!

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You can't hide it.

He suspects what I'm up to, so yes.

>LE 75% FACE

>ALLAH SAVE THE KWEEN

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Have you hacked our IPs?

>no gf
>live in copeland

why fookin bother!

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>LE 56% FACE

Quintessentially

>17.2%

assuming they all vote as a block, this is literally enough for a sharia party to get meaningful seats

>LE 52% FACE

PLEASE JUST FUCKING FUCK OFF

BASED!

No, but the fopdoodle who passes time by trying to lick the sweat off your sack more or less has an idea of what I'm up to and that's why he keeps ignoring me.

>mail online

BASED MODi

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HOLY SHIT!

ewww

POO

>P-POO
India is literally more powerful in every sense than Britain is now LMAO.