Badly summarise an anime

ITT: badly summarise an anime. I'll start.
>Yes, figure skating is gay

Britain+vampire vs Nazi vampires

Hellsing

It's about two men in different generations that both find themselves raising another man's child.

Cyberpunk cops and purple hair hot girl fighting villain

Cannibalism

men sit on pillows and talk shit

...

A school-boy which is a beta and a fag, has nothing useful to him except his sheer obnoxiousness, obtains great power and girls try too hard to obtain the mc's cock.

Random school-moe shit anime ?

1. Girl has to pee, another girl is smashed into a wall. Also, the girl that has to pee loves her older brother.
2. Girl shows her panties to the MC, then clones of her start appearing later on. Also, MC's childhood friend loves him.
3. Girl moves to an island and becomes the best at a made-up sport.
4. Childhood friend wins, also best girl's brother dies and she tries to revive him.
5. Cars only have three wheels.

Valkyrie drive mermaid

>what did you expect it's in the fucking title

1. Corpse Party

1. A guy moves to the city, he meets a girl who's into sports, then she gets pregnant and thus has to quit sports, so the guy becomes an Olympian. The girl then gives birth to a daughter.
2. A guy moves to a city, then NTR keeps happening. Also the daughter from #1 is now a kid.
3. The daughter from #1 is now a teenager and she accidentally flashes her panties to the MC. Meanwhile, the MC's childhood friend is now popular and she is madly in love with the MC.
4. There's a guild and there's a girl voiced by Aya Hirano.
5. A princess must go on a journey to save her kingdom, also knights are involved.
6. It's two manga about social media, also crossovers sometimes happen.
7. A guy has a harem of witches.
8. There's a girl who really really likes bananas.
9. It's a manga about a student council.
10. Spinoff of a manga about a Welsh guy.
Bonus question #1: what is common to 1, 2, and 3?
Bonus question #2: What is common to the above manga? Hint: the answer involves the manga industry.

Correct.
Did you watch the OVA or play the games?

7. Yamada kun and the seven witches

Correct.

Rakugo

Angel Cop?
I've watched the OVA

The MCs weakness are little girls

generic power-level shounen anime?

But that summary is spot on

4. Fairies Story?

GiTS

>yes, magic is lesbian

A man causes a girl to become a boy.

Cheeky angels?

Incest pairing turned out to be not blood related and non-incest pairing turned out to be blood related

A soap opera about fishes

No. Sorry, I'm not very good at this.

CG?

>all the women he loves force him to play the piano and then die

Tokyo Ghoul

No. Not even close.

1.MC is a loli who transforms into a demon and goes on a rampage
2.MC can hack everything with his eye
3.A big guy awakes in rubbles and tries to stop everyone from raping women.

>2.Tsukihime?

2.Code Geass
3. Jojolion?

1. Best girl tells MC he is dead, then in the end they go to an isekai.
2. Nun bites heads, also best girl wears shorts.
3. The best girl is the student council president, it will be her year someday.
4. Alien arrives on earth, a guy must marry her.
5. An arms dealer goes around the world in pursuit of world domination.
Clue: all five involve a retired singer.

9.Seitokai Yakuindomo
10.UQ Holder
Bonus #2 Shounen Magazine

Nope
2.Index
5.Jormungand?

All correct (Weekly Shounen Magazine to be precise).

Both correct.

1.YuYu Hakusho

No.
Hint: said girl has an iconic catchphrase.

3 - Aokana

Either Strike Witches or Valkyrie Drive.

4 - Either To Love Ru or Asobi ni Iku yo

America vs Germany vs Israel(with Vatican behind the scenes)

This anime is not about music.

Correct.

No. But the answer has two singers who also sang for To Love-Ru.

pic related

A prostitute, a retard and a cunt start friendship and, with the help of an autist, subsequently gain fame, fortune and apparent chastity.

1.City nerd learns friendship and farming
2.Manhwa about swimming fetishist
3.It's about animals+food fusions

1 - Silver Spoon
2 - Kill all chon enablers
3 - Moyashimon

1. Yes
3. NO, it's in post-apocalyptic world
2. What?

4. Lum - Urusei Yatsura?

Incorrect.

lesbians playing flutes or something

K-on!

yep

A boy falls in love with a girl. Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the girl's phone number.

君の名は

Prison "comedy" with subplot of human exparementation

Steins ;gate?

That's the one.

A young man with natural talent defeats many opponents before causing an old man to vomit late at night.

4. Fairy Tail
5. Scrapped Princess
7. Yamada Kun

Bonus 2: Kodansha

Local sailor try's to stop drug trade