PUT YOUR HANDS UP IN THE AIR AND CRAWL IN YOUR BACK AND PUT YOUR LEFT LEFT BEHIND YOUR RIGHT EAR. NOW BOUNCE ON YOUR ASS CHHEKS IN MY DIRECTION WHILE RECITING THE ALPHABET IN BACKWARDS
PUT YOUR HANDS UP IN THE AIR AND CRAWL IN YOUR BACK AND PUT YOUR LEFT LEFT BEHIND YOUR RIGHT EAR...
Mason Ortiz
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Jacob Rivera
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Thomas Phillips
No. Fuck you pig.
Gavin Bailey
kek'd
Tyler Harris
>be white
>be jew
>be respectful
cops are chill you fucking scumbags
Lucas Watson
>*BOOM BOOM BOOM* NOT SO FAST TOUGH GUY
*gets acquitted*
Juan Hall
>muh murder
>They totally murdered me now just like they murder tons of dindus (*)
(*) because I didn't follow orders and acted as if I was a dindu criminal.
Matthew Lewis
his personal info
Robert Morris
"T...S...R...Q....O-"
BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM
Liam Price
My sides...
Ryder Miller
The important thing is that you don't put your hands down. And they did say that about 100 times.
He did. He's dead as shit. He did it more than once too. That's what happens when you have a tactical team trained on you. No matter what they say, your hands don't go down. At all. Ever.
Nolan Reed
hi leftypol
Jack Allen
ALL CRIMINALS DESERVE TO DIE
Adrian Bennett
>SIMON SAYS DO SEVEN BACKFLIPS
>SIMON SAYS DO THE HOKEYPOKEY
>SIMON SAYS SPIN AROUND ON YOUR HEAD WHILE RECITING YOUR ABCS AND PLAYING THIS BANJO
>BLAM
Michael Morales
>crawl in your back
What did he mean by this?
Luis Wood
BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG!
Elijah Smith
Im fucking dying on this thread..
Nathan Powell
Our cops might be pussies but at least that means we don't get executed for not doing a backwards crabwalk for their entertainment whenever they demand it.
Evan Morris
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Chase Gomez
dunno why, but that dude looks really friendly.
Liam Cruz
>reach back one more time and we'll shoot you
>reaches back one more time
>gets shot
That's all there is to it. Notice he was fine and they let him crawl with his hands on the ground but as soon as he reached back again, he got deleted.
Nolan Foster
*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG*
Phew, that was a close one.
Landon Wright
Pulling up pants is sort of like a reflex out of embarrassment. I can see myself doing it too
Charles Murphy
I got beaten up by the police once so they're not really much better
Alexander Adams
IF YOU BREAK A LAW YOU DESERVE TO BE EXECUTED CRIMINAL
Adam Flores
Then you're retarded and deserve to die. When cops have guns pointed at you and are giving you instructions, if your first thought is "damn my pants are falling down" you don't deserve to breed. Good riddance.
Robert Foster
Guess I'm throwing that ass back ;)