Why won't you love her?

Why won't you love her?

Because she's a terrible person.

LITTLE

she's dead

Her ahoge isn't long enough.

come back to Sup Forums and maybe i'll consider it

She's a 2D character, how could I possibly love her?

I do love her.

Because I prefer Lion King

My heart belongs to another king.

Why's a sandnigger king blonde?

She's ugly. Also, my heart belongs to Rider.

I dont get it.

Nevermind I got it

>conquered the known world
>gets outpowered by a literal who
i hate Japs

i would follow this man into hell, is why

>king of conquered peasants
>comparing to a demigod who fought the titans and only let himself die because of boredom

can you see the difference user kun? Alexander actually did the things hes famous for

I do love Saber, but I love her girlfriend even more.

All myths are real in the Nasuverse so it's safe to assume Gil wasn't always a neet.

yes but we as reader cant distinguish between myth and reality and in my eyes Alexander outclasses Gil by a lot

She's my once and future waifu, how could i not love her? My devotion to her wavered not in the slightest over the years

can*

Yeah but Gil could beat him in a drinking contest.

He couldn't beat Taiga though.

>yes but we as reader cant distinguish between myth and reality
It's a world with fucking vampires and witches running around, it's all real.

>Complaining about myths in a setting where magic is real

I like the ayy lmao more

Its like eating at your favorite restaurant everyday. The first few days you feel like you'rein heaven but eventually that affection fades bit by bit until you only eat there for nostalgia. Then you become absolutely sick of any mention of it

I found someone who needs love more.

Is a magic futa that has a son/daughter...that's also his/her son/niece.

Can respect them...but love nor lust is never happening.

She's not Shiki

That sawed off little faggots fathers generals and wealth did that.
And he conqured already peaceful kingdoms and set all of humanity back thousands of fucking years by burning Alexandria and it's great libraries to the fucking ground.

>Merely delayed the Saxons
>Completely dropped the ball with the Normans, didn't even survive to get bailed out by Lancelot and his frogs

Shit King, would not kneel

attila is for lewd only.

But Shiki is a dumbass.

That's not true at all, she's far too pure.

>Alexander
>Burning Alexandria

user...

>set all of humanity back thousands of fucking years by burning Alexandria and it's great libraries to the fucking ground.

I, what?
The retardation in this post HURTS

Alexander burned the libraries at Alexandria? The libraries that wouldn't be built until after he conquered Egypt and NAMED the city Alexandria in the first place? What the actual fuck?

The Romans burned the original libraries centuries earlier during the Triumvirate. Several other groups later damaged the remains between conquests. But this all happened 100s of fucking years after the Hellenistic expansion

FUCK

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> centuries earlier

Jesus Christ I was so triggered i ended up doing ti myself, the Romans burned the libraries centuries LATER obviously

Because my heart already belongs to the Emperor.

Do you need any help user-kun?

How do I become the strongest person Grail-Kun?

100 pushups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats, and 10KM running EVERY SINGLE DAY

Yes. Can you please kill all the newfags who spam nero and tamamo everywhere?

Agreed, we need more Altera

Same.

STRENGTHENING DEVICE the dead cant post nero and tamamo

I wonder. I actually love me some female knights, but I just can't stand Saber in particular.

Whore of Babylon.

LITTLE

Probably because she wears a dumb and impractical dress.

I like a little Extra when it comes to my Sabers.

I love her though. My sword is only for this King alone.

Arturia's got a little extra, and it's even under the skirt: right where you like it, if your image is any indicator.

My brother, by blood

I beat her story today and she pretty much won me over.

The joke was that Nero was/is referred to as Saber Extra since she was the Saber of Fate/Extra.

Because her son(female) is better.

I had to start playing GO again because it turns out I retroactively rolled best girl.

And the joke is that Arturia got a dick.
No shit.

Don't bully Arturia.

Cause I love her

Fucked by Shinji just like Medusa.

I did as well. The ending made me tear up a little. Nero suffered the most though in her ending.

>Body Hakuno refuses to let this bad end stand and spends her last few seconds finding a way to change fate

Body Hakuno as a heroic spirit when?

Dresses too conservatively and doesn't have big enough tits

Because if you want to get into Fate, you apparently have to read through a 50 hour VN that isn't easily accessible in English. (Outside of fansubs)
That's far too much effort to give something that I'm only slightly interested in a try.

I will never understand why the VN didn't just get a proper English release on something like Steam. Even Melty Blood got on Steam, for fuck's sake.

Miss wrestledwithalion please go.

>I can't install it if it's not Steam
Are you fucking serious?

I don't get people like you, what's the point of "getting into" something if you have no interest in the very basis of it.

If you don't like the thought of a 50 hour vn, why try to get into it?

dude you literally download it and press play

What this guy said, I can confirm.
And you can always read the prologue and drop it if you don't like it.

Because Alter is cooler.
There's too much Saber pandering.

And I like Jeanne better.

Because I fucking hate Fatereddit garbage.

Say hi to reddit for me when you go there.

I don't like Fatereddit shit, sorry.

I don't browse reddit so I don't know what's going on there, you seem to know a lot though.

All I know about them is that all Fateredditors are from there and therefore belong there, not here.

In other words, you have to go back.

Okay fellow redditor.

Not one of you sorry, I don't like Fateshit.

>broxander is the best xDDD :))

I despise VN's, they are probably the worst story-telling medium I have ever experienced.
I also really dislike how obnoxious fatefags are.

Because my waifu is another woman and she happens to be the jealous type.

>jealous type
>wants to fuck her cousin and a retarded ginger

Who said it was a bad thing?

>not loving your king

heh fucking peasants go back to your trash tribal leaders.

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I didn't vote for her

Because I'm more attracted to this saber.

Thanks for the flashbacks to the couple hours I spent dredging NeoFAG for idiots to screencap back when UBW was airing.
>muh Broskandar would put his bro Harry Potter in his chariet and beat all of dese kids in one charge ALIALIALIAAAAAA :)))

WHY DOES THIS DESIGN EVEN EXIST
WHAT IS ITS PURPOSE

>tfw UBW started airing more than 2 years ago

>the guy who hercules was based off of
>from the first written story in human history
>a literal who to someone who knows nothing of history

Pans out I guess.

If we're going by myth, Gilgamesh was 16 feet tall and 2/3rds god. If we're going by reality, Alexander was 5'8 with Scoliosis.

To be really cute.

But i do love her user.

I do love her.

A boring cuck.

What's wrong with it? It is much better than Ushiwakamaru's design.

I do love her though. I'm in Avalon with her right now.