ALRIGHT Sup Forums LISTEN UP.
YOU NOW MUST ROLL THE RIGHT DIGITS OR ELSE
EVERYONE WHO'S POST ENDS IN 1,4,6 IS SHOT.
ANYONE WHO ROLLS 3,5,7 IS BEATEN AND JAILED FOR A WEEK.
ANYONE ROLLING 1,9,2 IS FREE TO WALK
DOUBLES/TRIPS/QUADS ARE FOREVER ABOVE THE LAW
ROLL OR ELSE.
Shit, I meant 2,8,9 are free to walk not 1,9,2
>Get on your knees faggot
>Put your hands on your head
>Nvm put em on ya neck
>Now cross da ankles
>Waddle towards me faggot
>Drunk person acts drunk, wow
>Drunk scared unarmed "white" person is shot
>Gets off scot free
I dodge, snap your neck, then set your entire force on fire.
TOUGH LOOKIN GUY THERE
BET HES REAL TOUGH
>be American
>get shot
>tip the shooter
PLEASE DONT SHOOT ME I HAVE A FAMILY AND NO GUN!
Wow only a week in jail. I'll take it.
>reddit spacing
>tfw my karma points will be lost
upvote me to karma heaven, boys
i bet i'll be shot
heh
*ignores your orders*
*teleports behind you*
*unsheathes katana*
Have you ever even posted on reddit, you stupid faggot?
I am the law.
>are you drunk
>no
little faggot shouldn't have lied
D-Don't Shoot I'm Black!
>roll
The women did fine he was way to drunk and uncordinated.
I put my left foot in
shook it all about
>EVERYONE WHO'S POST ENDS IN 1,4,6 IS SHOT.
>ANYONE ROLLING 1,9,2 IS FREE TO WALK
>1
Which is it, shot or free to go?
>asking a drunk person if their drunk
>expecting an accurate answer
FUCK YOU PIGG
Get your fuckin shit together faggot!
> You're on payroll pig
THIS IS NOT A DISCUSSION
Man, shieeeeeeeeeeeeet you racist dawg.
Please don't shoot me
rooooolll
LET'S DO THE TIME WAAARP AGAAAAIN
kek
but srsly, please don't shoot me
HANDS UP DON'T SHOOT
Roll, hope I remain free.
RIP
Too fucking easy
>0
Now what....you really didn't think this thru....have a SAGE
thats a shitlib faggot ass dork power hungry pig
Rollan for daniel
Exactly the shit going through Daniels mind before a bullet.
If I was that guy I would have gotten shot way sooner for telling that fucking manchild to make up his mind whether he wants me dick in the dirt or hung on a fucking mantle next to his Linkin Park CDs.
Am i being detained or am i free to go?
*Reaches for small of the back
AYO HOL UP
PUT THEM IN DA AIR
LIKE YOU DONT CARE
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Lol perfectly appropriate.
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Rolling becuase I am also a father that cant follow instructions very well.
once the guy was down and cooperating
why did he tell him to move, and even crawl???
he should have patted him down/cuffed him, WTF
I FOT DA LAW N I 1 I FOT DA LAW N I 1nigger
can someone post a link to what this is referring to ?
I can't find anything
Because then the badass reddit tier meme on his gun wouldnt make sense.
omfg, that's not real right
Please don't shoot...I'm drunk.
Surely might be
rip citizen of the sun
I've been wondering this too, maybe fear someone else WAS in the room and might be hiding around the corner because you know EVERYONE wants to attack a cop. My question is, why allow him to have an AR when he is not with another officer? He looks like he was actually over responding to what was happening.
W-wait, but what if I roll a one!? Rolling
shot.
I dont know if its real but I saved it from another thread. So if I help spread it, then it matters little if its real or not.
Roll cuz I've never been outside of my vehicle during a traffic stop.
Absolutely real. Vanity dust cover. Mine says Molon Labe.
This pic related is not real
>everyone MIGHT attack a cop so everyone SHOULD be shot
Nigerian logic, our cops should be held to a higher standard, especially when their job is 100% voluntary and open about the risks
what do i get
roll for niggers
lemme steal bananas forever without consequences
You ever lie to your mom when she was holding a wooden spoon about to beat your ass because you thought it might save you the ass beating? Try it with 6 cops all with ARs
>JUMP
>BUT NOT A NORMAL JUMP
>MAKE IT A BLUE JUMP
>AND IT BETTER BE FUCKING PEPPERMINT SCENTED
>conflicting rules for the same roll
yep this checks out, carry on
Terminator Vs Jurassic Park
PLEAASE DONT SHOOT ME
GEE it's almost like people under the influence of drugs tend to lie about it or something.
my first life ended with 4 shots like a death row PoW with terminal cancer. luckily im one slick cat with 9 lives so I roll on.
*suddenly jerks right hand behind waist*
Don't shoot me, I have a family.
stop spamming this stupid shit.
The cop was justified, The drunk faggot wouldn't stop reaching for his belt.
Kek.
I'm just a brazillian
damn im surrounded by a bunch of virtue signaling soyboys assblasted that one of their own faggot soyboys have been caught bullying and executing an innocent man because low T police training.
BOOTLICKER
R-roll
Answer the door with my dick out
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When did this happen? Lately or just the video dropped lately?
what do i get for rolling 8 croconigger?
AM I BEING DETAINED!?!?!?!?!?!
dumb trump poster
Some old story. Morty's killing Morty's.
>are you drunk
vs
>have you been drinking
you and the fucking brainlet of a cop don't know how to ask a simple question
fagniggers
Kek
>Job is 100% voluntary and risks are known, so therefore cops are not allowed to take precaution in hostile situations and should, in fact, approach all suspects, whether armed or not, with love and tenderness, possibly with ice cream afterwards.
Nigger logic
I hope this estrogen sockpuppet gets raped by a pack of niggers.
That was somebody's son, who the fuck has the authority to take a life like that? Who the fuck thinks they can talk that way to another person? I want a terrorist to buttfuck him and I wan't all associated to be waterboarded. Force him to get breast implants and push him into a cell.
fug i dont wanna die :D
Jailed 4 week... If only the boot was on the right, i mean left leg... I took 2 shots to the kneecap. Dont bet against Mr. House The don always wins.
RAWLOM
explain
roll
>That was somebody's son
>If you're someones son you can reach for your waistband repeatedly during an arrest
Victory is mine
If I roll 1, I choose to get shot and walk.
>KEEP YOUR LEGS CROSSED
>NOW CRAWL
>BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
I dont know who the guy in this photo is, and i dont much care to look in to it,
fuck you abo