Prove me wrong. >UK The mature, soft spoken dad who loves telling dad jokes and creating bants. Type of bloke that doesn't speak unless he has something important to say. >US The oldest brother. Always winning, best at sport, has a lot of money and is successful in nearly everything he does, arrogant and loves telling cunts how it is and how they are shitcunts. >Canada Second born son, The annoying cunt that always tries to be funny and just embarrasses his dad and older brother, fails at nearly everything he does but lies to people and tells them hes a big shot. >Australia Third born son. Loose unit, always getting on the piss and blowing his money, loves a good ol scrap but is always there for his mates and his family. Funny as fuck, US always shows him off to his mates and brags to them about him. >New Zealand Youngest son. Pussy, always afraid to say what he thinks cause he doesn't want to rock the boat. Has a small circle of friends which he is the punching bag of. Gets bullied by his brothers constantly.
NZ = cumstain on the mattress on which the others were conceived
Carter Morris
this is a classic meme
Luis Perez
Like this?
Benjamin Martin
Switch descriptions for NZ & Canada
Adrian Howard
I'll say whatever I like. Shouldn't you be out getting some bush tail for dinner or did your centrelink come through so you can get kebab?
Elijah Nguyen
Wait for all the leafs and sheepy fiddlers to get mad
Elijah Thomas
NZ is the quiet chill mini UK who everyone thinks is good but really they're out getting stoned/binge drinking talking shit and redirecting it to Aussie who stole our lighter and claims it as their ow.
Samuel Price
Looks good to me m80
Noah Sanchez
kek yeah and then UK finds out you are smoking and shit and sits you down and has a heart to heart about you because he doesn't want you to end up like Australia because he knows Australia is a lost cause
Jose Adams
Dude... I feel a breeze... I hear a rustle... Leafs incoming.
Cooper Wood
Dude we're not that bad. And the oldest brother fucked up the whole family anyway.
You realise there are 500,000 kiwis taking your jobs and fucking your women right now?
Have some more meth ya bogan fag.
Nicholas Peterson
NZ doesn't really have any room to be talking about meth. Don't nearly all of the cannibals there use it?
Aaron James
Also, I feel like even though we're good at sport you would constantly remind us that rugby players don't wear armor and grid iron football is gay.
Julian Edwards
>work for company that makes boats >kiwi apprentice there >hes 34 >3rd year apprentice >wanted electrical apprenticeship >boss wouldnt let him do it so stuck with marine mechanic >decide i want to start trade >want to do electical >boss gives it to me >mfw
Nicholas Phillips
>uk crazed drunk of a father, gets some things right >us oldest son, strong like dad but hates him, took his husbands last name >canada softspoken, takes after mother, clean up after father and loves him despite abuse >aus crazed drunk like father with none of qualities, in and out of prison >nz no one really pays attention to him, he likes it that way, never knew mum cause she died giving birth to him
Matthew Watson
Know one mate who is electrician supervisor at a mine on 55 an hour, know another who installs telecomms equip for 50 an hr.
Know one who pushes about 3k of meth a week to trash aussies. He said he loves selling to centrelink parasites, even if they have kids (more bennies, more profit)
David Moore
stop projecting on the meth thing, meth is a huge problem in NZ
Josiah Wilson
T. Aussie who is mad about the ICC rankings
Leo Jackson
You have no idea how fucked you are.
Robert Reed
>Canadian banter Know a mate who lives over in NZ as a electrician, makes about 50/hr and breeds sheep and sells them to horny kiwis. He loves selling to kiwi sheepy fiddlers, even if they have kids.
Gabriel Howard
Fucking cringe
Aaron Sanders
Meth is awesome.
Jackson Harris
Britain would be a sad old fart who constantly gets drunk constantly and reminisces about the better days of being an empire.
Samuel Garcia
feelsbadman
Justin Hill
kids these days ey?
Anthony Jones
Canada is the cucklet
Gabriel Bennett
AUSPOL
Mason White
Canada is the chad
Austin Reed
Your degenerate shithole of a country should just be annexed by the Americans already
James Jenkins
I like it m8
Daniel Johnson
>Australia >Funny as fuck, US always shows him off to his mates and brags to them about him.
Why can't we share a border with you guys instead of Canada?
Evan Flores
You left out the Cape Colony (white S Africa) and the Republic of Ireland
Xavier Ramirez
Lmao, ur stuck with us
Cameron Reyes
Why are Russia, Ireland, Argentina, Chile, Iraq, Thailand, and France Jesus?
get a dingo up ya mother's maggot minge, bogan cunt
David Rivera
This. I've fucking hated Canadians since before Sup Forums ever existed. Smug faggots for no reason. Would trade for ausbros to live near us in an instant. Just leave the abos behind.
Anthony Jenkins
>Smug faggots Someone can’t hantz the bantz
Aiden Anderson
>England Dear ol' dad. Not afraid of anything. Bantmaster supreme, always has a corny fucking joke at the ready. Unfortunately, far too arrogant; can't admit when he's wrong, especially where Germany or France are concerned.
>Scotland Mom, Absolute savage, will cuss you up one side and down the other, not that you'd know with her unintelligible accent. Really good at science for some reason.
>Ireland Scotland's sketchy AF brother, accidently injected himself with nigger DNA some years back. Doesn't realize you can eat thing other than potatoes. Will never forgive England for fucking his sister.
>USA Oldest child, ran away from home early on and never looked back. Fell absolutely ass-backwards into money and success before even turning thirty, went to his head, Believes himself to be invincible. The first to call out Dad's stupidity and the first to laugh at his own.
Canada >Product of a fling between England and France. Kinda shy, may or may not be slightly retarded. Godly hockey skills. Makes the best beer out of everybody in the family.
Australia >US's twin brother. Inheirited England's talent for shit-talking, Promptly elevated it to a form of high art. Doesn't give a single fuck. Shares wonder-twin powers with US, especially when chinks, japs and Canada get uppity.
>New Zealand Wait... who? Never heard of him. Are you sure he's not just crashing the Family reunion?
Carter Harris
kek shoudl also add that scotland always complains about everything because shes a fucking woman
Daniel Wood
>loves a good ol scrap
Juan Hill
No, Canada is a hormone blocked nu-male feminist rebelling against his daddy USA, because patriarchy.
Jacob Bell
>UK Husband Ireland left her, now in a downwards spiral of drugs and whoring herself out for $2 to Jamal and Mohammed, trying to have someone make her feel as beautiful as she used to be
>US Born autistic. Possesses considerable retard strength. At times can direct it towards threats to his family, but mostly just sits around punching himself in the face and drooling.
>CAN Bastard child of France. Wants to be with him, however, America lives downstairs and won't let her out.
>AUS, NZ Came of age just before the rest of the family went to shit. Put as much distance between themselves and the rest of their trainwreck family as possible