If you only needed one reason to impeach Trump

If you only needed one reason to impeach Trump...

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DRGLUUURPHHHHTTT

Someone offered them a dog and they turned it down.

The Clintons didn't even have a pet, they barely cared for Socks the Cat. Presidential pets are a PR stunt most of the time.

It was wired.

>this

Keeping anything that can be actively recording you as a gift.

WA ABOUT CLINTON HUH?
CLASE CLOTHETHD

you cant go one post without spitting the new c word

>Trump gets a pet
>media will still complain for some arbitrary reason
You just can't win

It'd be that he knowingly covered up Flynn's violation of the Logan Act when Flynn negotiated on behalf of (((Israel))) to dodge UN sanctions for their illegal settlements.

and in the batters box...

The cat Mike is holding died

Pence obviously only likes pussy, if it was any different I would fear he wouldn't shock the gay away.

How and when? :(

my sister bought her daughter google home, i didn't know what to say.

having a webcam, a cell phone, smart tv, all of it is very troubling.

marlon bundo is better than all of these pets

>Trump lived with a poodle, Chappy, with his first wife, Ivana, who wrote in her memoir, "Raising Trump," that "Donald was not a dog fan."
>Donald was not a dog fan
How does reddit reconcile their love of Trump and their insufferable obsession with pets?

How the hell can you hate dogs.

German Shepard
>used to attack blacks during civil rights era
Rottweiler
>used by nazis to hunt down Jewz
Poodle
>high class breed shows donald's disconnect with the working class
Mutt
>Donald's lack of sophistication is an embarassment to the white house

You can write this shit for them at this point

I wish Trump would get a black lab and name it nigger.

both look like pretty old cats

Those dogs are just props anyway.

You're forgetting Buddy. Probably because Hillary murdered it so soon after they got him.

He's not wrong

Dogs are annoying as fuck. How does anyone enjoy being covered in dog hair and slobber all the time, is the real question.

Trump didn't want a pet dog chewing the gold leaf off of the furniture.

What about a golden retriever?

Bush, globalist who killed hundreds of thousands of Iraqis to further world bank interests and resource stealing ventures sending many American sons to their graves or to be horribly disfigured, but he has two cute dogs so you prefer him.

I feel this is like a nutshell of how Americans think and vote in general.

Spy pets
Can't trust having things wonder around when you don't expect them in positions of power

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Wish i had a family like this :"(

The Clintons didn't even take Socks once they moved out of the White House. Fucking whore.

I can't really blame Trump for not getting a dog. Some psychotic leftist asshole would probably try to poison it with antifreeze.

I, too, wish that I was a cat adopted by the Pences, user. I know that feel.

>The dog of NRA Redneck Hunters.
>Literally the dog of white america.
I can barely stop shaking.

By being a muslim.

Get out muzzie.

>Drumpf is done for this time, r-right guys?

donald trump has actual children instead of dogs. most americans can't understand this concept.

innocent until proven guilty

It's a dumb tradition desu
It's not like the presidents are ever the ones to raise and take care of the dog

Aoshima, my friend

RIP Pickle Pence

Trump should get a caucasion mountain dog..would be hilarious because there's only a few people in the world who can handle them... he'd need a team of people to take care of it

mmm dat sack

>IMPEACH DRUUUUUUUMPPPPPPPFFFFFF

This. Quality post

Not a fan =/= hate

>the basic breed, President has no imagination

>most americans can't understand this concept.

at least their obliviousness to the world around them will keep them happy to the very end

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The Aryan of dog breeds

I always thought it was because he assumed that he would be impeached and removed from office. No reason to get a pet that you don't want to take care of after a year or two.

>accepting a gift over $100
Isn't this "illegal" for pollys?

Buddy knew too much.

Technically the MSM is Trump's pet, albeit a shitty one
>please notice me senpai
>whines like hell
>gets buttmad and gets disciplined
>repeat

but he has melania?

Fneh.

What they need is a skateboarding parakeet or an Ayam Serama chicken who likes to play tic-tac-toe and watch Prisoner DVDs.

Or a komodo dragon. That would rock.

He needs a pet bison like that couple that has the one that hangs out watching TV with them.

Pence has Bundo which makes up for it

So true

dogs are fuckin cute dude

I think Trump is just a germaphobe

>Muh tradition
Why are people so frazzled over a man who campaigned on not being a typical president acting in ways that aren't typical of a president

Trump's hair is an animal of itself.

He should get a turtle named Jeb

Bump

Turned down for what?

to live around the clintons, you'd need to have 9 lives
socks was defiantly /ourcat/

In the long run, looking back. Wish I never had any pets either save for maybe an aquarium.
Pet ownership is a joke.

Probably a gay cat

He should ask for some kangaroos.

The only way to avoid this would be to get a pug, the best dog on planet earth.

Wow, this is it. Drumpf is finished.

He should get a hyena, and a mountain lion, and just let them chill outside, and maim journalists

Mike saw him looking at the Neighbours male cat so... Turns out cats don't Mix well with high currents.

I'd work as Presidant Trumps Kangaroo trainer / raper for free.