Was Haruhi literally made for sex?

Was Haruhi literally made for sex?

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all girls are made for sex, baitposter

certainly not made for your dick

Why is haruhi celebrating LGBT pride?

Haruhi would go LGBT just because it's non-normal enough

Or she's a fan of early 1980s rubber key electronics

Made for hugging and kissing and endless fucking

Haruhi is the perfect product of billions of years of evolution!
That is why you are so attracted to her.
That is why she is God and to be worshiped by all!

Speaking of which, shouldn't the new haruhisky doujin be up already?

That's the wrong way to look at it user. It's not that she was literally made for sex. It's that the universe was literally made to sex with her.

all humans are.

Of coarse that is how Kyon invisioned her.

Wait?

You have realised that it is Kyon that is the god right?

2010 Sup Forums called, they want your shitty theory back

I like how dedicate this guy is to haruhi

She was made for cuddling.

Yep.

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No. I think that's KyoAni''s fault.

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>Haruhi
BLAND
PLAIN
GENERIC
SHIT

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She was made for child bearing

Hairy
Anus
Really
Unattractive
Hikikomori
Idiot

>Hikikomori
If you don't know what a word means you shouldn't use it.

He was probably talking about himself.

I agree. It's almost like you don't get the whole point of her character and that she doesn't want to be a part of society.

She's an outcast, a hikikomori is someone who by definition doesn't leave their house, numbnuts.

Not if you are a base player.

Reminder that she wanted to do it with the bass player, but he refused.

Kyon better breed her in the LN

Somebody post the webm of her tits bouncing

No. She looks nothing like that in official drawings. She looks more like pepe the frog.

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SNOWY MOUNTAIN THIS YEAR MY BOYS TRUST ME

mating press bareback babymaking sex while she is ovulating

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She always wanted to fuck Mikuru, it was obvious

J 2 2 enter start tape.

God, kill me.

For me, it was 10 s ext-mode w 20 j ext-mode w r enter.

Can you work out what was wrong with my zx?

No, she was made for jacking off to. Because you can't have sex with a cartoon.

>this nerd doesn't know how to have sex with cartoons
Look at him and laugh

>search suzumiya_haruhi mating_press
>0 results

FUCK

You're not looking hard enough

That doesn't look like mating press though, the guy's not in the right position for that angle shot.

Why do people save such terrible art?

I'm all for lewding long hair fanfic haruhi, but original short hair haruhi is simply not for lewd.

THE DREAM IS OVER user! IT'S... IT'S OVER MAN.

What about non-fanfic long hair Haruhi?

I'm referring to disappearance of nagato on the whole as fanfic, it doesn't make a difference to me if you're fapping to the official content or the doujins made of it; it's perfectly fine either way in my opinion.

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Not really mating press, she's just holding her legs up. But there aren't any mating press haruhi pics, so it's as close as you're going to get.

> Function 9
I knew it!
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I wish faggot's hadn't hijacked the rainbow...

I will, user, I will.

look at that healthy butt!

>Implying Kyon isn't the real God here

this

GIVE ME THE FULL IMAGE user

Have you tried google, iqdb, saucenao, and yandex?

>tfw just found out what the mating press position is called
thank (you)s anons

No, that's what girls are for. That character was created to tell a poor anime story.

Can Kyon even reject her? Isn't he forced into being with her?

Not anymore. After he kissed her in Melancholy she made it to be a dream and never brought it up again.

You realize what the "B" in LGBT stands for, right? Haruhi is as bi as it gets.

Does the LN got an ending already?

A second "conclusion but more to come probably soon :^)" Disappearance-like ending and author has been jacking off since that day
it was 2011

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Effectively, yeah.

the hope is long since dead bruh

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what's snowy mountain?

Where season 3 would begin if it fucking existed

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My friend do that when she wants to fart.

So, does Haruhi like Kyon? I couldn't work this one out.

Yeah, she's just tsun about it.

When Kyon mentioned he liked certain things about her appearance, she kept dressing the same. Also, she gets jealous/pissy when Kyon pays attention to other women.

Haruhi is into Kyon. Kyon is similarly into Haruhi, but rather than being tsun he's just in denial. It's why he forces himself to act like a horny teen around the tittymonster. Because she's the curvy, big-titted and moe girl that he feels he should be attracted to.

Aren't we all made for sex?

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How is Haruhi so cute at times and so lewd at others?

I figured Kyon is very sexually attracted to Mikuru, but sexually and romantically interested in Haruhi.

I wouldn't argue that he'd stick it in her, most would, but the way he acts around her feels very forced and un-Kyon.

Of course she does. It's so obvious, especially when she put her hair in a ponytail for him after the "dream".

No user, she was staying by his bedside 24/7 in hospital for several days because she just felt like it.

Har/u/hi

This is actually just her being a good person, she does the same for other members

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No she is just an attention whore

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Would sex with Haruhi be even possible?

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If God wills it.

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Well it would be a shame if she was just for looking at.

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Everyone is made for sex, except Haruhi.
Haruhi is miracle of the universe.

Why did God give herself such a sinful form?

The Goddess's plans are beyond comprehension by mere mortals.