"Everyone put your hands up and crawl towards the back wall"

>"Everyone put your hands up and crawl towards the back wall"
>"Anyone who reaches to pull their pants up is KOS"

ADMIN ABUSE
ADMIN ABUSE
ADMIN ABUSE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

This is how prison is IRL. You play Simon says all day long and get executed on spot if you mess up.

>YOU'RE FUCKED

>CS:S died for the abortion that is post-2014 CS:GO

>CROUCHWALK TO TOP OF STAIRS FREEZE UPON ARRIVAL DO NOT MOVE AWAY OR YOU WILL BE SHOT
>HES COMING RIGHT FOR US
>F R E E K I L L
>Counter-Terrorists Win

Skins literally killed the game

Arms deal was not the killer. The game could've been fine if Valve didn't give in to the kids that wanted edgy geometric skins.
But they did, and it gave them license to fuck with other game mechanics like implementing their shitty realistic sound system in favor of one where it was actually possible to figure out the location of sounds.

CS:S died when they ported it to mac, fucked up the friends interface and added that stupid "kill cam" which literally just shows you a still of the person who killed you - with their avatar which never loads because they fucked up the friends interface and all of this cut the FPS in half.

Take me back to DoD 1.3........

Holy shit, I didn't think anybody else on pol would've been reminded of this.

>yfw Brailsford was a freekilling piece of trigger-happy shit who would kill you if you let go of the crouch button for a second

Remember that one cunt who would hide in his cell every round or run away?
Do you also remember that one cunt who would rat him out to the cts? I was that cunt.

I AM THE LAW

>hides on top of cell door
>ct comes in
>looks around
>mfw

DO NOT LOOK WITHIN 33.1 DEGREES OF A COUNTER TERRORIST OR YOU WILL BE SHOT
EVERY TEN STEPS YOU MUST EXECUTE A 360 ROTATION

I made a post like this yesterday but no replies

sorry m8, im a lurker

>That one based dude who knew all the tricks and traps and would use secret tunnels to escape and fuck with the CTs

>That one based dude who'd get a pistol with only a few bullets left and would make the most of it, headshotting at least 3 CTs

I also cracked this joke yesterday but I got replies

is TTT the greatest game created by man?

First thing I thought of when I saw the video

I was waiting for the cop to pull out a twister mat

I loved MGO prison on ps3

I also remember the server i was on kept banning me for having a porn spray so i just started spraying this and they couldnt ban me cause it wasn't porn lol

>Actually playing the abomination that is CS:S

>that based CT who would give you a weapon

>counter strike
how does it feel to be a fucking normie?

That feeling when u found pistol under ur bed ahhhhhhhhhh good times

>play office server
>they have some plugin that shows what your cmdrate/rate/interp/etc is set to
>banned by retards who thing 0 interp is hacking

Young man, there's no need to feel down
I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground
I said, young man, 'cause you're in a new town
There's no need to be unhappy

*Bang*
*Bang*
*Bang*

DUDE SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FAGGOT

>"Everyone put your hands up and crawl towards the back wall"

Le 56% logic test

good times